Sorry if I'm late to the party here but that's a real groove.
But certain things don't sit well with me.
and not Makkle-more, which I found funny
what a bunch of cunts.
i thought it would be like "many a mickle maks a muckle". what is it with north americans and lame pronunciations. hello Bonny Bear .
Cannot stand Thrift Shop.
until the rapping came in.
ceiling and floor.
The floor cannot hold us. Not the ceiling.
And when on earth did Thrift Store get nearly half a billion views on youtube?
I actually really liked the mixtape he put out a bit after I Love College.
Not exactly saying much though cos both of them suck about a thousand miles of balls.
Mac fucking Miller too
Just awful, really really awful.
His lyrics aren't much though I'll say that.
that's not a thing.
and neither does macklemore deserve to be
i should be saying 'fresh beat' shouldn't I? Sorry.
This is a fresh beat.
... do you need sign off from the chief whip before going public?
The terminology police just learned sarcasm! I'm done for!
"Hold on, I'll have to confer with Drowned in Sound for an official response to that question."
it would have outstayed its welcome so much to the point that I would have introduced Drowned in Sound as a character and someone with the surname Magaffigan would have done a fight against Macklemore on the surface of Pluto or something
WAYNE ROONEY: Do you like makkle-more
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: hold on ill have to confer with drowned in sound for an official response to that question
WAYNE ROONEY: but the road to drowned in sounds cove atop the mountain will be dangerous youd best take this
(WAYNE gives DENNIS a wooden sword)
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: thank you mysterious old timer
(DENNIS embarks on his adventure up the mountain, coming across many sights)
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: Wow what a sight
PARTY MEMBER STEVE: It is a good sight
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: SHut up Steve you contribute nothing to this party
PARTY MEMBER STEVE: What about my high magic skill and my healing abilities
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: You didn bringa bottle
PARTY MEMBER STEVE: Ah word play
(he reaches the mountain top)
DROWNED IN SOUND: Hello traveller
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: Evensong to ye. I didnt expect you to look so much like Gareth Bale crossed with a platypus
DROWNED IN SOUND: I get that often because I lie on the internet like someone off of MTVs Catfish television programme.Anyhow what you want traveler
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: is it alright to like Makkle-more
DROWNED IN SOUND: He is a evil force out to scourge the world of the likes of Drowned in Sound favourites like I dunno who do the indie kids like these days um like the Lumineers or something
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: He must be stopped no-one must be allowed to kill the Lumineers again
DROWNED IN SOUND: Yes after Lars Ulrich and Thom Yorke killed them you remember that they like the saviours of modern proper music with real instruments and souls and things they resurrected after a few days. All through Lumineerdom was joy and merriment
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: Right how do i stop Makkle-more
DROWNED IN SOUND: Look pon the floor. Tis the portal to his lair you must jump through it
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: looks awful deep
DROWNED IN SOUND: You must descent through the hallow'd vertical halls of Selaf-Parodi'e
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN:I will
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: OH MI GOSH THIS PLACE IS CRAZY
COWBOY ROSCOE: Howdy pardner we are other non-canon Roscoe and Marlon we got stuck in this place
COWBOY MArloN: Howdy we join party yes
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN:ok then
(they fall throu gand end up on pluto inn MAKKLE-MOREs lair on pluto)
MAKKLE-MORE: I fight and kill you you spoony bard
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN cast bolt2
COWBOY ROSCOE attack
PARTY MEMBER STEVE cast fire
COWBOY MARLON wait
MAKKLE-MORE throws thriftstore mace
COWBOY ROSCOE attack
PARTY MEMBER STEVE heals COWBOY MARLON
MAKKLE-MORE dies of natural causes
DENNIS MAGAFFIGAN: We are savd We had to descend through Selaf-Parodi'e but we successed
COWBOY MARLON: But at what cost
SPACEMAN ROSCOE: No problem
PRESIDENT ROSCOE: No problem at all
ELVIS IMPERSONATOR MARLON: What's going on Roscoes
GOD ROSCOE: It will all become clear
DEVIL MARLON: In time
He seems really nice as a person though and I am happy he/they are doing well. Especially if you compare with other rappers and/or commercial artists of similar magnitude.
tell all the other rappers to stop hating gay people
i found this slightly amusing.
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