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how does this video make you feel
....it makes me feel like turning it off. which i did. talentless cunts
Wouldn't it be great being Robin Thicke for a day?
more off key than Anthony Kiedis
ROBIN THICKE sits down and switches the telly on
ROBIN: Nothing I like better after a hard day's work dancing around with ladies than sitting down in front of some classic The Two Ronnies on the box while eating a lovely Fray Bentos pie. Yum yum!
ROBIN THICKE is lying in bed
ROBIN: Oh shiver me timbers! I really do need to sort those gutters out! But I suppose I need to catch up on my 40 winks after my hard day's work dancing around with ladies. I think I'll leave it until the weekend. (his eyes heavy, he starts to drift off) Yeah... it can be my (yawn) weekend... project... (SNORE)
ROBIN THICKE is sitting down for breakfast
ROBIN: I'm up bright and early with the birds! Which I guess'll be a running theme, as I'll be dancing round with some birds today! Hee hee! Ah... time to kick off the day with a bowl of Kellogg's Crunchy Nut. Heh! I'm a Crunchy Nut Nutter. Now... where's the milk?
ROBIN THICKE searches for milk
ROBIN: Oh figs and rye! I've only forgot to buy milk. Doi, an eligible bachelor like me always forgets to balance domestic responsibilities with the hard day's graft of dancing with ladies. Ho hum. I guess I can just have my Kellogg's Crunchy Nut raw. Ha! That's just how much of a Crunchy Nut nutter I am!
ROBIN is walking down the street, he sees his neighbour -- PHARRELL WILLIAMS
ROBIN: How's the new lawnmower treating ya, Pharrell!
PHARRELL: Been up all night, but no luck so far! New-fangled technology, eh? Give me your classic push-along model anyway! You off to work, Robster?
ROBIN: Oh yeah! Got to get the doctor's first to hand in my prescription.
ROBIN THICKE walks into the lobby of his local GP, and sees a miserable fellow sitting in the waiting room. Kindly as he is, always with time for his fellow man, ROBIN offers assistance to the tattooed wretch
ROBIN: Hey, friend. You know when I'm down in the dumps, I sometimes like to talk it out. Maybe throw a ball in the yard.
FRANK TURNER: FLIP OFF. Nothing you can FLIPPING to for me. Nothing none of 'em can do. FLIPPING Doctor SHIPMAN there's telling me to cancel my FLIPPING gigs. Just cause I got the Black Death? Ha. Fascist. BILLY IDOL never stopped rocking when he had the Black Death. And neither did DONNY TOURETTE. They kept on smashing the FLIPPING system all through the night
ROBIN: Well hey, son. Looks like you've been dealt a bad hand. But ya know somethin'? There's a whole deck of cards out there, and maybe you just gotta wait till the dealer draws 'em to ya.
FRANK TURNER: FLIP off Robin Pol Pot
ROBIN: (shaking his head and leaving the GP's surgery) A man can try. Oh a man can try
ROBIN THICKE is at work. Even though he's had a busy and productive enough day already, this doesn't deter him from performing as best he can while dancing around with ladies. Of course, our titular hero is only human, so still jumps for joy when he hears that it's time for a lunch break
ROBIN: Boy howdy, it's been a hard day's work dancing around with ladies today.
EMILY RATAJKOWSKI: You don't have to tell me!
ROBIN: Well I don't mean to be a pervin' Mervin, but those sure are some funny looking crisps you're eating there.
EMILY RATAJKOWSKI: Oh these? They're Pom Bear crisps. They're crisps that are shaped like bears.
ROBIN: Well push me down and call me Gus! What a wild and crazy world we're livin in!
EMILY RATAJKOWSKI: Oh Robin! You do make me laugh!
MILEY CYRUS twerks in
MILEY: YO YO wass the beef ma nizzlahs. Don't be all pagaan yo. It's just a bit of meow meow
ROBIN: Now cool your jets there, Milester. Amongst other things, that drug you're taking was a thing in 2009/10. Not so much now
MILEY: Shup bii-atch. It's kitsch now. Wikki wikki waaah. Check my rhymes aaaht
ROBIN: Well OK. I guess that's still keeping with my all-American wholesomeness. WAIT A SEC THERE HONEY WHAT YA DOIN
MILEY: Oh it's now Notorious B.I.G. I'm just eating a Mars bar
ROBIN: But you haven't had crisps. YOU HAVEN'T HAD CRISPS
EMILY RATAJKOWSKI: SHE'S GOING STRAIGHT TO PUDS
ROBIN: OH YOU'VE CROSSED A LINE NOW MISSY
MILEY: Hey I'm jus transitioning in ma career yo. It's not remotely contrived
(ROBIN is lost for words. He will struggle to sleep tonight. And not because the gutters are bothering. Instead, it's the gutter into which his beloved country falls... a gutter where young girls can do the rapping and the busting of hip hop moves and where they eat their puds before their crisps at lunch. All he knows is that something's definitely wrong and that it's too late to escape. He wishes at this point)
I hope you now understand, SarcasticFringehead
not sure if i should feel a bit sad or something
fuck off you sanctimonious cunt
just spotted Lydia in the corner
I kind of admire Robin Thicke for just being a big grotesque bloke, but he's got some privelege checking on the menu too.
if we do not take their lyrics seriously.
i mean, if this is her bag, whatever...go for it.
but it just looks like it doesn't quite come naturally to her. at the start, she's trying to stick her tongue out, but she's also trying to get down the stairs, and she just doesn't look comfortable trying to juggle it all.
and then you see rihanna, and she's like, 'i'd eat that shit up, motherfucker, damn.'
i dunno. feels a bit like watching my little sister trying to rock a new look to impress some kids at school.
and i'm like, 'JUST BE YOURSELF LOVE, THAT'S WHAT COUNTS'
It's just that she's not a very good popstar. Like Taylor Swift.
Taylor Swift is an excellent popstar
that tongue out, then in again while she negotiates the stairs, then out again moment.. grim.
but the reaction shots of people in the audience say it all. she's a clown.
the guy should be shot. i mean that
who knows if this link works in the UK
I kinda feel like this is, in the circumstances, a fairly natural reaction to her relationship break up and finally getting free of her parents and all the trouble they've caused her.
I just kind of hope that she doesn't tip her over the edge like Amanda Bynes or Lindsay Lohan - she has a decent voice and always seemed quite interesting underneath it all.
Miley has a shitty voice and she's about as interesting as a sponge.
Performances at awards never work though, they're always kinda flat, since no one in the audience is particularly interested in participating.
That said, the tongue thing is disconcerting.
I mean, who in their right mind would perform with 2 Chainz?
It really beggars belief.
Sub thread: What even is 2 Chainz?
i like robin thicke, the man does not give a fuck
but embarrassing trying to do it in 2013.
The over-sexualisation of young girls, whilst not necessarily a good thing, is pretty standard practice these days.
Don't really care what Miley Cyrus does as long as she keeps releasing amazing songs. Which she does.
At work so had to watch with no sound, which i'm sure was a good thing.
Not quite sure how i feel...i certainly don't feel right. Will shower as soon as i get in
I haven't watched the VMA's performance and I don't think I want to.
You'd think from the responses on places like this and the Guardian that young women should be chained to a sink in a burkah.
"over-sexualisation of young girls" -she's twenty for fuck's sake. And a showbiz twenty at that.
that it's a bit rubbish.
my achy breaky beef
my beef breaky beef
my first reaction is that i'd quite like to slip her one.
Thicke I understand.
must suck to have a daughter who's both a successful actress and recording musician.
sock it to her.
i know you want it
guardian claiming that miley twerking is cultural appropriation at its worst, hehehe
Also, Rihanna looking all disapproving because Miley Cyrus is twerking around in any clothes is potentially the most hypocritical moment ever.
going for sexy, looks upset
I kind of think she was being a bitch, which is admittedly her "thing".
Well we clearly know what your "thing" is.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
I first want to say how sorry I am for the way Christians are treating you, tweeting you, and hypocritically judging you for your performance at the VMA’s. While most of the world sits back and wonders “What the heck happened to Miley?” I personally wonder, “What’s going on in Miley’s heart?”
I cannot say I enjoyed your performance, but I can say I my heart breaks for you, your future, and your identity as a woman.
There are so many things I don’t know about you, but something tells me that you are going through more than you are willing to share with the people around you. I can’t imagine being surrounded by the paparazzi 24/7, living in the shadow of your dad, and constantly being asked, “What happened to that sweet girl from Hannah Montana?”
I get it, you’re an adult now. You don’t want to be forever viewed as the Child-Star from Disney Channel. But I can promise you that this isn’t the way to break that mold.
A Few Things:
1. You deserve to be respected.
2. You deserve to be treated like a lady.
3. You deserve a man who will treat you with honor.
But the current lifestyle you are living will make it very hard for you to find any of these things. I say this because I care about you, even though I have never met you. You have a platform that is beyond grasp, and I believe your potential to use it for good is unmeasurable.
I’m not going throw any scripture at you. I’m not going to tell you how wrong you are. And I’m not going to tell you that you need Jesus.
Because frankly, I think you already know all of these things.
You’re a smart girl who has found herself caught up in the world of entertainment. I assume it’s rough. I can’t imagine being constantly surrounded by drugs, sex and alcohol. And I can’t imagine the peer pressure you must feel from labels, managers, and other artists around the world pressuring you to be something you’re not.
I’m here to tell you: YOU DON’T NEED TO LISTEN TO THEM. You are allowed to make your own decisions, and quite frankly this might be the first time anyone has ever told you that.
Regardless of what the tabloids say, my wife and I still believe in you, and will always show an open hand of grace and
Dear Frank Turner,
I first want to say how sorry I am for the way DiSers are treating you, tweeting you, and hypocritically judging you for your performance at your GP appointment. While most of the world sits back and wonders “What the heck happened to Frank?” I personally wonder, “What’s going on in Frank’s heart?”
Because seriously, your refusal to stop playing gigs because of your slipped disc has possibly given you serious heart problems. My notes say that the only reason you're still alive is that the heart attacks are currently having to attack one another in order to be the first to reach your heart.
Please for the love of all that is good and right make an appointment soon.
-- Dr. Chris Beat
the fuck is this
almost all of the appeal of the sound comes from Marvin Gaye (and the video and lyrics pretty much counter that appeal entirely).
the gaye one.
"Get Marvin to No. 1" facebook campaign, demonstrating that the only good bit of Thicke's tune is the bit he nicked from MG.