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MAAARRRLLOOOOOONNNN: Oh I'm sorry you seem to be mistaken. I am not Marlon. I am MAAARRRLLOOOOOONNNN. That is my name. I work in adverts. Would you like to see my portfolio?
ROOOSCCCOOOEEE: Noooooooo... HHHEEEEYYYY...... whhhyyy aaarrreee yyooou ttalllkiiinggg nooormmaalll sppeeedddd?????
MAAARRRLLOOOOOONNNN: Oh. I am actually talking very fast in the slow-down world we are in: I accidentally put cocaine on my Frosties believing it to be sugar.
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MAAARRRLLOOOOOONNNN: Oh. As I work in adverts, I had already taken lots of cocaine and was acting irrationally on the mild comedown