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Did not expect to see this on BBC News today....
this is huh, wow
I cant really see how he can pretend not to be a complete fascist now...
he literally posts articles all day about what a fascist he is
tooling up for the Odalist revolution...
and I'll tell you a story of the MIGHTY FATHERLAND
metal bands use not-plugged-in or false amp cabs as stage decor. :D
Amanda Palmer's definitely a worse human being
scroll down through the Norwegian, name's at the bottom. and what a name.
makes you wonder how me managed to find the time to carve out his career as the prolific film-maker behind such works as Annie Hall, Midnight in Paris and Zelig... and why he'd be representing a Neo-Nazi
...but no word about the mystical quasi-anagrammatic prophesy I've become?
Is Denise Welch behind this?
I'd accept a cameo role in a mute-branches production alongside Va...sorry, Louis C
Just checked, as the result of a horrified inkling, whether 'prophesy' is the verb to prophecy's noun, as with practise/practice.
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(ROSCOE, MARLON and TERROR MAN enter the LOOSE WOMEN / SPECTRE CASTLE)
COLLEEN NOLAN: Mistress Denise they have infiltrated our base
DENISE WELCH: Could not they have waited until me and our hostage had finished watching The Dog Who Saved Christmas
BARRY-PRIMSALL: It's on Blu-Ray guys Blu-Ray
MARLON: Oh shit BLU-RAY. Did yo hear that Roscoe BLU-RAY
ROSCOE: I was behind HD-DVD for a while but BLU-RAY quickly won me over. I'm impressed.
MARLON: What are you thinking about Roscoe? WHAT YA ROLLING BOUT IN YOUR NOGGIN IN YOUR NOGGIN I THAT NOGGIN O YROUS
ROSCOE: I'm thinking Marlon... I'm thinking... maybe we all got off on the wrong foot. There may be a prophecy saying that me and you are sposed to fight Loose Women... but you know something? Prophecies are shit
MARLON: Hey you're right. I've never seen a good prophecy in my life
ROSCOE: Yeah remember when we read Nostrdamus in the library
MARLON: Oh yeah and they banned us because we kept shouting because of how shit it was
ROSCOE: Yes and cause you kept photocopying hardcore pornography
MARLON: Har har har har good times. Existing only in memories. Only in memories. Memories. Memories. In memories of memories. (singing) Memory memory memory memory RECAAALLL
(MARLON, ROSCOE, and THE LOOSE WOMEN all sing, while BARRY-PRIMSALL flips some seriously bad-ass PINK samples on his Roland SP-404 and turntable setup)
ALL: Memory memory memory memory RECAAAALLL Memory memory memory memory RECAAAALLL
SAMPLER: wkiwikwikwiki IIII'MM COOMMIIN wikiwikiwiki GET THIS PARTY wiki PARTY STARTED
ROSCOE: Let's all live together in peace
DENISE WELCH: Yesh! We're all fine contemporary entertainers, I bet we could all make some great changes to the world. We could make brilliant contemporary entertainment and knock Nick and Margaret off the charts
ROSCOE: I could get in touch with the Peppermint Apes, even though we pissed off th Big C ages ago
TERROR MAN: (really loud like proper indie guitars) NNNOOOOOOOOO
(everyone stops and looks at TERROR MAN)
TERROR MAN: NO THE PROPHECY IS THAT YOU FIGHT AND... (convulsing)... FULFILL MY PLANS.... YOU DESTROY THE UNIVERSE WITH YOUR POWERFUL CONFLICT WHEN YOU BOTH TRY TO USE BARRY-PRIMSALLS AWESOME RAPPING SKILLS AS A WEAPON... ... ALL OF THIS HAS BEEN ME TRYING TO GAIN EVERYTHING TOGETHER TO UNLEASH THE BIGGEST TERRORIST ATTACK EVER AND BRING THE UNIVERSE INTO CHAOS --- --- REMEMBER I SAID I SAW THOM YORKE AND LARS ULRICH KILL THE LUMINEERS??? IT WAS ME WHO INSTALLED THE SPOTIFY ON THE COMPUTER AT THE RESTAURANT THAT LED TO THE LUMINEERS BEING KILLED, THAT LED TO MUSIC DYING AND ONE BIG SURGEE OF CHAOS ALMOST RIPPING THE UNIVERSE --- --- AND ON THE DROWNED IN SOUND FORUMS, THE BIGGEST MUSIC FORUMS ON THE INTERNET, I HAVE BEEN POSTING THE EVENTS OF YOUR LIVES AND CONFLICTS, AND TO CREATE CHAOS ON THAT MESSAGE BOARD I ALSO POSSESSED VARG VIKERNES FOR A TIME AND MADE HIM DO INSANE INSANE THINGS AND MADE HIM CHANGE HIS NAME TO A NAME HAUNTINGLY SIMILAR TO THAT OF CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED FORUM USER LOUI_TACCEH FROM THAT FORUM... AS A FURTHER MEANS OF SPREADING CHAOS ABLLLARRRGHHH BLLALRRGGHH
MARLON: What he say Roscoe
ROSCOE: Basically he's been spreading evil around the world and round the Drowned in Sound forums
DENISE WELCH: I find that hard to believe. Why, he's just mere mortal forum user, Mute-Branches
TERROR MAN: I HAVE BEEN POSSESSING MUTE-BRANCHES' BODY TO SPREADY MY INFLUENCE ON THE FORUMS BECAUSE HE'S REALLY ATTRACTIVE AND CAN SPREAD MY EVIL THROUGH THE FORUMS. HE KNOWS NOT WHAT HE DOES. PREPARE TO SEE MY TRUE FORM.
(TERROR MAN transforms into his true forum)
MARLON: Hey I've seen HER ont he news
ROSCOE: How did we not notice. The same initials... and it almost sounds the same. Terror Man's true form... the one who has been trying to plunge the Internet and the universe into chaos and scary evil and hatred... it's...
EVERYONE (EXCEPT TERROR MAN, BLATES): THERESA MAY
TO BE CONTINUED
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