Magical stuff: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/wileys-best-tweets-of-glastonbury-2013?utm_source=vicefb
my shitty day better.nice one marckee.
I assumed it might be a parody of boring tweets that Jo Whiley might send from Glastonbury. This was much more entertaining.
"In fact, the only person who'd expressed any interest at all was Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace, the "ghetto princess" from last year's Big Brother, who has, inexplicably, become a friend of mine in recent months. So I invited her."
and then this:
"The next morning I awoke feeling as if I'd been beaten up. But I'd had it easy compared to Aisleyne, whose joke tent had been kicked to death by an early-morning downpour. She was soaked through, and claimed to have cried herself awake - which is quite a skill."
wiley is my hero and about ten times funnier than Charlie 'the guardianista j-clark' Brooker.
luke haines on glasto is also good http://www.kickingagainstthepricks.org/features-luke-haines-re-formed-a-band-part-1-2011
is a fucking plumtard. the more clause his sentences have and the more he types words like 'farty' the funnier people think he is.
haines rules obvs.
Hope he has to play
GO EAT A HORSE BURGER