how does a tune THAT big fit in something THAT small?
And I quite like them!
I'd have to condense my itunes down from 90gig and Kasabian probably wouldn't make the cut if I only had 16 to play with.
This is a joke thread, Shirley?
I can't wait to see what's on it. Plenty of Kasabian, obvs.
had to load it up with Kasabian and Foo Fighters for her (silly cow can't use a computer can she!) :/
had to get a new one
but with the Killers
the songs were just too big and there wasn't any room left for the Hard-Fi
Can't afford to keep re-roofing my house.
Thought, in this sunny weather, would be great to have a convertible. Whacked on some Kasabian. Job done.
they have to retract the roof, just for those 2-3 minutes of audio massiveness. It's a major hassle, opens fans and players up to the elements, is a massive electricity drain, and some people say it would be so much easier if they just stopped playing Kasabian at the stadium altogether. But it's Kasabian, so quite frankly those people can go fuck themselves, the improper haircutted cunts.
there'd be stock blown all over the place!
(I actually think Kasabian aren't half bad)
All the bloody time.
Can't remember what it's called though.
Aren't they Oasis' pool boys? Don't they suck? Isn't the answer to both of those "yes"?
luckily I've got an old Discman that's could probably survive a nuclear war specifically still in service for Kasabian and Club Foot.
Goddamn shakey morning hand.
(I live in a thatched cottage, Kasabian are banned for health and safety reasons)
loves ya really.
Stephen Hawking was a 20-year old high school athlete until an unfortunate day in 2002 when he received an early demo of Club Foot through the post
in a kasabian thread?
you couldn't listen to Kasabian through headphones. Not without some kind of special helmet to stop your mind being blown clean out of your skull.
the sheer empire sonic forces coming from the left and right channels manage to cancel each other out, keeping the brain locked in place (and helping to obliterate cells and tumours).
Remember to press pause before putting your headphones on or taking them off, though, else you run the risk of decimating the careful balance (thus sending the brain flying out through the non-listening side of your head, destroying that side of your face in the process).
Fun fact, this is why international laws and sanctions have been taken out banning Kasabian from using complex panning. As part of the war on terror
lest a generation miss out on their genius for fear of their brains entering the stratosphere. Someone should start a petition.
#I'm not bald, I just listened to Kasabian!#
...we all thought that the Ozone layers' biggest problem was CFC's...
Club Foot Corrosion
....for the astronauhts to listen to in space, but their server couldn't handle it. It was too big.
Consequently, NASA have spent precisely $0.00 on rocket fuel since 2004.
I listened to one of their tunes on my mp3 player once but bits of it kept flopping out. Too much bother.
had to put some Savlon on my ears!
with proper tunes.
to come up with that?
2nd album on (except Doberman) any Nano could handle them!
the fire brigade have to come with a crane and remove the side of his house to release it.
and someone in the crowd asked, "what did the Big Bang sound like Professor Cox?" without saying a word, he walked across the stage, put a CD in the player and stood back, arms folded, eyes closed. Club Foot.
on saturday at the olympic park, they'd already taken the roof off so that kasabian's tunes couldn't remove it. then i punched a woman in the face twice for looking near my pint of fight juice. i went for a third jab but her face just caved in as if there were some other force at play - kasabian had just kicked in to 'shoot the runner'.
NASA had to develop shrink-ray technology to shrink the CDs down to normal size - they start off being about 10 metres wide.
And that's just for a single.
Cured Smallpox. FACT
Hahahaha, it would have to be a Maxi more like!
You're not able to, because tehy is so big!!1!
They have secret scientists working on harnessing the power of a Kasabian tune.
"Raise High the Roof Beam, Carpenters" is being republished under a new title next month. It will now simply be called "Kasabian".
"There Are Listed Buildings" is actually about the tragedy of growing up in a house with legal restrictions in place preventing the broadcast of "WEST RYDER PAUPER LUNATIC ASYLUM" as a precaution.
The iconic shot of the White House exploding in Independence Day was created by building a full size replica of the building and having Kasabian set up and play Empire in the oval office.
The reason this fact isn't better known is that the studio had to cover it up when they discovered that thousands of nearby residents up to five miles away all suffered simultaneous ruptured spleens from the incident.
Despite some residents complaints that the band and their music was too big and too ugly, nevertheless they remained. Over time the locals have taken the band to heart and they have become one of the city's defining features. Young lovers come and gather in the parks situated around the band to share a tender embrace to the sounds of Clubfoot, and they say that on a clear day you can even hear the famous guitar line of Shoot the Runner from the white cliffs of Dover, across the sea.
SHAT HIS YELLOW TRUNKS AND BROKE HIS BACK IN SIX PLACES, BROTHER!
I got through about three notes before it was too huge for the bass.
The neck snapped off.
they blow the roof off with their massive songs about things.
then Michael Caine comes along and says "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"
but hey consider yrselves all thised
lying in bed, presses shuffle on his ipod. Club Foot.
I have heard if you gently hum Club Foot into a plughole it unblocks your drains so it's swings and roundabouts really.
Researchers in the US have found that playing LSF into a metal pipe is 18x more effective and 4x safer than fracking fluid
there was an old sow with three little pigs, and as she had not enough to keep them, she sent them out to seek their fortune. The first that went off met a man with a bundle of straw, and said to him, "Please, man, give me that straw to build me a house." Which the man did, and the little pig built a house with it.
Presently came along a wolf, and knocked at the door, and said, "Little pig, little pig, let me come in."
To which the pig answered, "No, no, by the hair of my chiny chin chin."
The wolf then answered to that, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll play the bass line from Club Foot."
used to work out regularly to Club Foot.
The official line was always 'earthquake' but Schwarzenegger and his inner circle knew better. Not sure how he lives with himself tbh.
Kasabian's going to realease her as a single.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
Luke Skywalker: Sorry, I was just having a quick listen to Kasabian
you've done me
is Linda Kasabian
We've established this already.
the fire that burns and the sun that gives light. Life is the wind and the rain and the thunder in the sky. Life is matter and is earth, what is and what is not, and what is beyond is Kasabian.
Serge Pizzorno just laughed and said nice try and then played one chord on his guitar and negated a black hole in the far reaches of outer space
Guy Fawkes, along with 8 other English Catholics, was found guilty of conspiring to blow up the houses of parliament to assassinate King James I. He was sentenced to be hung, drawn and quartered. Remarkably, his prosecutors found no trace of gunpowder on his person or in his proximity at the time of the arrest, only a small, circular, metallic disc; the kind of which they had never seen before. Club Foot.