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Best euphemisms in songs

orangejuice [Edit] [Delete] 9 replies 22:00 March 5th, 2013

I'll kick things off with this one from Elvis Costello:

"Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired..."

Go!

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Stop!

(just kidding)

deep-blue | 5 Mar '13, 22:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
You say "Stop", I say "Go, go, go".

rainmaker | 5 Mar '13, 23:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
'one eyed cat peepin' in a seafood store'

and old people have a go at us kids when they were singing along to fucking vile shit like this.

admittedly, i'm sure most didn't see thru the analogy.

sunstroke_house | 6 Mar '13, 01:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo.

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

ma0sm | 6 Mar '13, 04:47 | X | ^ This | Reply
- euphema0sm
  
  theShipment @ma0sm | 6 Mar '13, 04:50 | X | ^ This | Reply
My ding-a-ling

ThirstyDog | 6 Mar '13, 05:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
3rd Bass - The Oval Office

Not on youtube but:
http://open.spotify.com/track/1jjHQEKdPwJ83a98zi8Knd

theShipment | 6 Mar '13, 05:26 | X | ^ This | Reply
Lil Kim ft 50 Cent - Magic Stick

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5aa1U7Idww

theShipment | 6 Mar '13, 05:28 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls

ThirstyDog | 6 Mar '13, 06:00 | X | ^ This | Reply

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