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Find a favourite song on YouTube. Accompany it with one amusing YouTube comment.

ThirstyDog [Edit] [Delete] 40 replies 02:39 March 5th, 2013

Prizes for swearing, irrelevance or just general mentalism. Eg:

MBV - Only Shallow
fuck you faggot? i heard this song before it was famous

The Smiths - Headmaster Ritual
If you seriously? want to get ripped, you should Google "Ripped X Beast". You are bound to get the body you deserve.

Kraftwerk - Europe Endless
Why DICKHEAD - ARE YOU CRUISIN FOR? SOME ASS?! GO FUCK YOUR SELF!! PISSHEAD!

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The Cure — Just Like Heaven

When Emo is done right = The Cure. When Emo is? done wrong = Kristen Stewart.

theonlyindiegolfer | 5 Mar '13, 03:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Scott Walker - Farmer in the City

purcells dildo and anus.? im twelve

ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 03:16 | X | ^ This | Reply
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwfOmq5HbUA

"charlie116116real 9 months ago
awesome tune
hey i just met you,
and this is crazy
here's my comment
like? it maybe?"

no likes.

SCROTUM | 5 Mar '13, 03:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Shellac - Prayer To God

thunderpeeweea 7 months ago

religion is stupid just like you and muslim towel? heads

ma0sm | 5 Mar '13, 03:42 | X | ^ This | Reply

no-class this'd this
Galaxie 500 - Strange

adam sandler is a cunt who has done fuck all for society. at all.?

ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 03:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
Livin Joy - Dreamer

KelferMookie 1 year ago
visit? a dick up dat ass hoe

SCROTUM | 5 Mar '13, 04:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
Battles - Tonto

starphazedboy 1 year ago
i'm nailing burgers to my face?

SCROTUM | 5 Mar '13, 04:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
Joy Orbison - Hyph Mngo

alteriorego 1 year ago
This song has a hint of? Antisemitism.

SCROTUM | 5 Mar '13, 04:07 | X | ^ This | Reply
Nick Cave - Into My Arms

Why? the fuck is the guy wanking?

ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 04:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
Clipse - Trill

[as part of a non-Spam conversation]

garybatesrsc 2 years ago
lol man check out askmen.com and you can get more girls? than you can handle.

SCROTUM | 5 Mar '13, 04:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
this thread is gonna run & run

SCROTUM | 5 Mar '13, 04:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Danny Brown - Grown Up

Um, i do and so? does my brother that works on satellites we put into Outer Space.
So does my good friend that is a paramedics and saves lives almost daily.
Also a Lawyer that comes into my work almost daily and has a beautiful house with over 10 cars that are worth more than a house.
I can go on and on.
Sorry sir your comment is invalid.

ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 04:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
Mazzy Star - Fade Into You

the car? in this video...Citroen DS

ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 10:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Accidental Partridge
  
  ma0sm @ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 10:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
Ronan Keating - Life Is A Rollercoaster

'This is when music was real and meant something'.

yuggy | 5 Mar '13, 10:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :D
  
  automatik @yuggy | 5 Mar '13, 18:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I love how
  
  there is a variation of this comment on just about every music video more than 5 years old.
  
  beard @yuggy | 6 Mar '13, 08:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  no-class and Antelope this'd this
Arab Strap - New Birds

"English is not my? mother language. Can someone please explain me what happens really?"

justanothersheeldz | 5 Mar '13, 10:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
This is my all-time favourite (for Ulver - Dressed In Black)

duroeno1 5 years ago
I was at the New Den the other week and they played this track just before Millwall came onto the pitch. Half the crowd left just after kick off and? we lost 2 nil. All I'll say to you Mr Ulver is this - don't dare show you're face round Bermondsey for a while. There's a few Millwall not very pleased with you, in the slightest.
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grans 5 years ago
Stupid fucking hooligans. Why don't you read a book for a change?
Don't threaten to beat up a band just because one of their tracks got played before the faggots you cheer on? gets owned in a sport that revolves around sweaty homos jogging around on a grassy field to kick a ball into a net.
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duroeno1 5 years ago
I'm just giving them? a polite warning, that's all. I remember when a Depeche Mode track got played in the 80's. Their next gig in London was a bloodbath. And Ultravox took a proper kicking when 'Vienna' was played, on the day West Ham put us out of the cup. And when they played The Thompson Twins, at half time, in 1985, the next day, the lead singer was found on the Old Kent Road. He was naked, tied to a lamp post, with a tin of luncheon meat stuffed up his arse.
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kottpaven 5 years ago
bitch hooligan, pussy? ass nobrain dårk. Go back to white-trash homo-land where you came from.
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EggBagg26 5 years ago
I was at the Millwall match mentioned below and I know for a fact that there are some chibs and mallets with your name on Ulver my son. South London will? be like a fucking minefield for you. Be warned.

Loui_Tacceh | 5 Mar '13, 10:52 | X | ^ This | Reply

ThirstyDog, SCROTUM, Lililololaure, furio, Oissin_, Comaboy, the-breacher, no-class, and Antelope this'd this
- wt actual f
  
  badmanreturns @Loui_Tacceh | 5 Mar '13, 12:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I can't believe this is real- unreal
  
  Lililololaure @Loui_Tacceh | 5 Mar '13, 20:09 | X | ^ This | Reply
- i don't understand what is happening in this post
  
  justanothersheeldz @Loui_Tacceh | 6 Mar '13, 08:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
- the world would be no worse of
  
  if Millwall's fans were sent swimming in the North sea.
  
  This is the club who in the 1970's killed a linesman by throwing a concrete block on him during a match.
  
  kostenurky @Loui_Tacceh | 8 Mar '13, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - huh!?
    
    is that true?
    
    jessepinkmanslungs @kostenurky | 8 Mar '13, 15:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Depeche Mode - Enjoy the Silence

how you russians type this kind of alphabet? your keyboards are different than? the ocidental ones?

ThirstyDog | 5 Mar '13, 11:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
My favorite internet comment was on a lyrics page, not a YouTube video

It's for Dan Deacon's "Wham City":
http://www.songmeanings.net/songs/view/3530822107858663715/

The quote:
"I'd be annoyed by the rhyming of "bats" with "bats" if this wasn't a fucking incredible song."

I know I'm cheating. I'll come up with a legitimate answer soon.

ThisTemporaryLife | 5 Mar '13, 11:16 | X | ^ This | Reply

SCROTUM this'd this
The Flaming Lips - She Don't Use Jelly

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfpyoGFJNNE

fernicator 1 month ago
There's this old guy, in Star Wars
He's? a bad dude, a Dark Lord
He don't like good guys
With their guns
He only sides with
evil ones
His name is Paaaaalpatine
Paaaaalpatine
Paaaaalpatine

TehWiggums 3 weeks ago
I know a guy? who gets around
he's always moving to different towns
But he don't use cars
or RV's
He don't use airplanes
or any of these
He uses Suuuuuuuubmarines
Suuuuuuuubmarines
Suuuuuuuubmarines

ThisTemporaryLife | 5 Mar '13, 11:37 | X | ^ This | Reply

Lililololaure and Antelope this'd this
Pulp - This Is Hardcore

"this isn't hardcore... its gay"

"this aint hardcore. look up Scooter, thats hardcore."

orangejuice | 5 Mar '13, 18:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

furio and El_Goodo this'd this
Ash - Girl From Mars (US version)

"I reguarly roll around naked in paint with gay guys, and im not gay, do it for the? shits and giggles :) Enjoy your life people :D"

Lambchops | 5 Mar '13, 18:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Loverman

"ncorrect, I listen to real music. I was listening to the Garage Inc. album and wondered why Metallica would even cover a song as gay as this. Kind of disappointing. What's sad is, Justin Bieber is way more? popular than these queers. Lmao..so obviously somebody was a little butt hurt and listens to this shit. ;) It merely proves that you enjoy making homo-erotic love to this song. Metal and/or Hard Rock makes this look like The Spice Girls."
:D

Oissin_ | 5 Mar '13, 20:57 | X | ^ This | Reply

ThisTemporaryLife this'd this
- This is pretty ironic
  
  given that Metallica's version sounds piss-weak compared to the Bad Seeds.
  
  ThirstyDog @Oissin_ | 6 Mar '13, 09:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
Mobb Deep - Survival of the Fittest

YoungD3mon314 14 hours ago
a canadian and a israeli gay couple aw how cute. Young Demon the DON live from the CRONX NEW YORK aiight pussies either come thru or stop typing like little bitches. dont waste my time telling me this fake or you so tough wen you're all hiding behind a fuCCing keyboard and? im wishing i could rip your little necc off your scrawny shoulders punk. I'm out.

hello_dave | 5 Mar '13, 21:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Test Icicles - Circle Square Triangle

LubosTancos 1 year ago

test icicles?????? they should be caled? testicles fucking cock suckers!!!!

ma0sm | 6 Mar '13, 09:44 | X | ^ This | Reply
Autechre - jatavee C

''The only problem I have with Autechre's music is the pretentious cocksuckers that comment on it. Listen to this bullshit. A bunch of? wanna be intellectuals who can't just enjoy the music and have to pretend that the music speaks to them on some enlightened level. Get your fucking heads out of your asses and just listen to the God damned music you stupid fuck faced twats.''

This is a good a place as any to point out how I hate all the pseudo-literary or spiritual arse dribble that accompanies many IDM or post-rock videos.

Comaboy | 8 Mar '13, 13:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
NIN - Wish

"I use to fuck my boyfriend? for hours in high school to this!"

aactv | 8 Mar '13, 13:36 | X | ^ This | Reply
- At least they did it to Wish and not Happiness In Slavery
  
  funkycow @aactv | 8 Mar '13, 14:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Inner Circle - Sweat (A La La Long)

"All u idiots that say this is a rape anthem and say its a song about anal sex....obviously have never experienced passionate love making u virgin trolls. When he says "I'm? looking in your big brown EYES" take note he said EYES being plural. And when he says "and when you cry out? I'm gonna push it some more" he is saying exactly that he is going to go all out to pleasure his woman. NOTHING LESS and NOTHING MORE!!"

DarknessDoubled | 9 Mar '13, 01:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Genius

idea for a thread. Good work

1986_and_all_that | 9 Mar '13, 02:20 | X | ^ This | Reply

sean this'd this
r. kelly - ignition (remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8

there's some people joking about how it should be the national anthem and then some people taking it seriously as if obama is about to sign off on it in a few days

"you can't be serious...... most retarded idea I've ever heard. I would never want something like this supposedly representing the country I live in. I want something that embodies the professionalism that should be portrayed from the United States. ? Not some hoodlum song about partying and/or drinking."

CrispinAlexander | 9 Mar '13, 02:27 | X | ^ This | Reply
- although for real imagine a classically trained singer belting ignition out before a baseball game
  
  CrispinAlexander @CrispinAlexander | 9 Mar '13, 02:30 | X | ^ This | Reply

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