Alright?

What sort of things are looming over the next year that you’re creaming your knickers about?

Hoax are playing in Glasgow at the end of the month and I’m both beside myself with excitement and absolutely terrified. Undoubtedly, if you choose to seek out some live videos of Hoax, you will most likely bear witness to their singer indulging in some ferocious casual violence, mostly directed to the faces of audience members. Pull the fucking trigger.

And anything you’re hoping for?

I could do with a Loma Prieta UK/European tour this year. They’re supporting Raein on their American tour and if they’d accompanied them on the UK leg…my god, that would’ve been really nice. Anyway, they haven’t played in the UK since 2011, and since they released IV last year (which is fucking intense), I think they should come over here for a bit with utmost immediacy.

Step up and speak.