You know, on occasion there's that one iffy album cover, the one that, even though you might love the music it holds, you won't offer to put on as it would mean public display of something fucked or weird.
Ice-T: Home Invasion
The rapey thing going on is what made me initially waver on purchasing it and always meant I felt uncomfortable pulling it out when people were round. But enough about my social life.
The Oblivions: 17 Cum Shots (VPRO Bootleg)
This one doesn't appear to be on tinternet, so I'll attempt to describe it. Plain white sleeve, glued at random to said plain white sleeve were photocopies of various ads for sex services, solid horrible filth, the type of which I imagine would be plastered in phone boxes in soho or amsterdam in the late 80's, grim fat birds with it all hanging out round a carefully, if futilely placed star. Fucking horrible to the extent I rarely ever played that record.
There's loads of old grind 7"'s I had which had (often very) gruesome covers, but they didn't give me the same embarrassment factor as these two. But then again, it would have been highly unlikely I'd play these records in public anyway.
What horrors lurked (or still lurk) in your record collection?