Good Songs About Sex And Masturbation Please / Music Forum // Drowned In Sound

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alcxxk | 16 Oct '12, 17:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
Ah, Push it...

Push Push it real good.

dis-charge @evolrebel | 16 Oct '12, 19:32 | X | ^ This | Reply

Pale-eyedBadger this'd this
Was actually listening to

New French Girlfriend when I opened this thread! Never had picked up the lyrics, though.

cherrycola @evolrebel | 16 Oct '12, 19:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Buzzcocks- 'Orgasm Addict'

_TheBeautifulOnes_ | 16 Oct '12, 17:40 | X | ^ This | Reply

thosegoldsounds this'd this
darling nikki

naturally.

watsona7 | 16 Oct '12, 17:42 | X | ^ This | Reply

badmanreturns, useded, yuggy, and _TheBeautifulOnes_ this'd this
- Absolutely
  
  yuggy @watsona7 | 17 Oct '12, 09:46 | X | ^ This | Reply
SO WHY CAN'T I BE MAKING LOVE COME TRUE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6urTrlgzc_Y

JaguarPirate | 16 Oct '12, 17:43 | X | ^ This | Reply

badmanreturns this'd this
Green Day (yes, Green Day)- Longview

Erm, probably not worth listing individual blink 182 songs.

FUCK OFF.

DanielKelly | 16 Oct '12, 17:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

furio this'd this
SOMEBODY GETTIN' LUCKY TONIGHT?!

Aaron | 16 Oct '12, 17:45 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Or not
  
  .. Ehem, could be just a wank.
  
  crosseyedsniper @Aaron | 16 Oct '12, 23:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
New Order

The Perfect Kiss.

midnightpunk | 16 Oct '12, 17:46 | X | ^ This | Reply

hibster this'd this
Divinyls - I touch myself

Vapors - Turning Japanese
Haircut 100 - Love plus one

^all about masturbation

Body_In_The_Thames | 16 Oct '12, 17:47 | X | ^ This | Reply

DanielKelly, twentynine, Gorkys_Forever, and robluvsnic this'd this
for good sex songs

here's a whole bunch
http://www.amazon.com/Trojan-Box-Set-Various-Artists/dp/B000077SYH

Body_In_The_Thames | 16 Oct '12, 17:48 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Buzzcocks - Orgasm Addict

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Mi995ggFU

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 17:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFDj3shXvco

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 17:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

doggoneuk this'd this
pretty much all violent femmes / buzzcocks

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 17:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
90% of Turbonegro's output

spiritofjazz | 16 Oct '12, 17:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Gun Club - Sex Beat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5a4c_8PYm8

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 17:56 | X | ^ This | Reply

cherrycola this'd this
Chelsea Hotel no'2 - Leonard Cohen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx83eIVkKyo

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 17:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Girls Let's Get Buck Naked And Fuck - Ice T

Icicle - Tori Amos
Longview - Green Day
That one by Semisonic (Semi- arf)
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap

Oh and of course, "Allllll I Wannaaaa do is make looooove to youuuuuuu", the most romantic song about fucking a total stranger to get pregnant because yer man's firing deficient sperm. Get those lighters out.

amyblue | 16 Oct '12, 18:00 | X | ^ This | Reply
McLusky - Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgkzRE89Gyw

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 18:01 | X | ^ This | Reply
pink thing

XTC

Gorkys_Forever | 16 Oct '12, 18:06 | X | ^ This | Reply
- hmm, not that good actually
  
  Gorkys_Forever @Gorkys_Forever | 16 Oct '12, 18:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Pixies - Hey

& Gouge Away

Body_In_The_Thames | 16 Oct '12, 18:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Jeffrey Lewis

Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song

navajo | 16 Oct '12, 18:14 | X | ^ This | Reply

doggoneuk this'd this
Goldfrapp

All of it.

Probably not, but I just assume.

twentynine | 16 Oct '12, 18:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
- * Goldfapp
  
  spiritofjazz @twentynine | 16 Oct '12, 20:22 | X | ^ This | Reply
- I want to ride on a white horse too?
  
  dani @twentynine | 17 Oct '12, 05:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
I KNOW I CAN, I KNOW I CAN

I'M FINE WHEN I'M WITH MY OWN HAND

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xyaxaepO8

rikx | 16 Oct '12, 18:22 | X | ^ This | Reply

Mick_Squalor this'd this
Sisters With Voices

SWV - Downtown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmGzTsB_Ji8

Her Parents ought to do a cover of this

Body_In_The_Thames | 16 Oct '12, 18:25 | X | ^ This | Reply
Has anyone said Turning Japanese by The Vapours?

If not, why not?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4

NoahVale | 16 Oct '12, 18:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
- was NOT aware this was about tossing one off
  
  furio @NoahVale | 16 Oct '12, 18:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - I always thought it was urban legend but
    
    I've heard it said quite a few times now by reliable sources
    
    NoahVale @furio | 16 Oct '12, 18:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Dead Kennedys - Too Drunk to Fuck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TWLxCIgwE

Mick_Squalor | 16 Oct '12, 18:44 | X | ^ This | Reply

Gorkys_Forever this'd this
not sure about good but, um interesting

crispin glover auto manipulator

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnzgpJwW_6A

ThingsThatFly | 16 Oct '12, 19:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
everything by Hefner

shadyadie | 16 Oct '12, 19:34 | X | ^ This | Reply
Prince - Cream

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lmq6RDn5O8

thetaxidriver | 16 Oct '12, 19:37 | X | ^ This | Reply
Pictures of Lily..

dis-charge | 16 Oct '12, 19:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
billy bragg - st swithin's day

With my own hands
When i make love to your memory
It's not the same
I miss the thunder
I miss the rain

megalithicrock | 16 Oct '12, 19:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
- prefer Dubstar's cover
  
  but yes, great lyrics those
  
  funkycow @megalithicrock | 16 Oct '12, 21:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Obvious choice

Nine Inch Nails - Closer

KizWolf | 16 Oct '12, 19:56 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Nine Inch Nails' cover of Physical (You're So)
  
  One of the hidden tracks on Broken. Some good guttural grunts in here:
  
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Pf-TBJFis
  
  funkycow @KizWolf | 16 Oct '12, 21:32 | X | ^ This | Reply
awhenna come home to you gonna do all the things i said i would do

alikeahhh fix the reception with a little bit of loving and a touch of affection
awhennnnaah come home to you gonna do all the things i said i would do
alikeahhh play with your buttons with a little bit of kissing andaaa whole lot of hugging

ORGAN SOLO

codpieceface | 16 Oct '12, 20:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
- i forgot i dont like it when other people dont say the title of the song or whatever
  
  eddy current supression ring - we'll be turned on
  
  codpieceface @codpieceface | 16 Oct '12, 20:24 | X | ^ This | Reply
Outkast - Spread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HCpaSrL5vg

incandenza_ | 16 Oct '12, 20:08 | X | ^ This | Reply
- ah aw man i used to love that song
  
  alcxxk @incandenza_ | 16 Oct '12, 20:15 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - used to?
    
    :o
    
    incandenza_ @alcxxk | 17 Oct '12, 00:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Thought you would mention Vibrate. That song is an accolade of having a great time on your own.
  
  dani @incandenza_ | 17 Oct '12, 05:39 | X | ^ This | Reply
The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual

badmanreturns | 16 Oct '12, 20:17 | X | ^ This | Reply
How about....

MBV- Slow (great song!)

dcnuman | 16 Oct '12, 21:07 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antelope this'd this
Prince - Let's Pretend We're Married

SenorDingDong | 16 Oct '12, 21:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Big Boi - Tangerine

http://youtu.be/XLHKTZwYHq0
10/10

Luis_Carruthers | 16 Oct '12, 21:15 | X | ^ This | Reply

Silkyskillz11 and JaguarPirate this'd this
Wild Beasts

All The King's Men

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sxh5zMbNAo

Lewd.

funkycow | 16 Oct '12, 21:33 | X | ^ This | Reply

yuggy this'd this
Frightened Rabbit - Fast Blood

kilgore-trout | 16 Oct '12, 21:43 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sleater-Kinney - Let's Call It love

Wasted_Opportunity | 16 Oct '12, 22:36 | X | ^ This | Reply

Pinbored this'd this
Pindar's Apes

The Great Masturbator.

godisinthetv | 16 Oct '12, 22:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
Kevin Drew - Love Vs. Porn

Is about sex AND masturbation.
And is excellent.

Kettledrum | 16 Oct '12, 23:47 | X | ^ This | Reply

JaguarPirate this'd this
Me and a mate had an idea for a sketch show sketch

Where completely inappropriate songs would replace the national anthem at sporting events and the like. This was one of those songs, and probably the funniest to imagine. The England rugby team linking arms and belting out the first line... Or a proud Tanni-Grey Thompson collecting her gold medal at the Paralympics...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LtUsb-Bz-M

dan_thw | 16 Oct '12, 23:52 | X | ^ This | Reply
Also very much this

Probably the most 1990 thing ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgqY5F67ja0

dan_thw | 16 Oct '12, 23:53 | X | ^ This | Reply

theShipment this'd this
Sebadoh - Homemade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFcZCD_Dv-w

anal_schwarzenegger | 16 Oct '12, 23:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Knockin Boots, obv

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q76IlF5HES0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrBnEaQd4ZY

either one

theShipment | 16 Oct '12, 23:58 | X | ^ This | Reply
Stop your search

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dnkqfa-kaRFM&gl=GB

crosseyedsniper | 17 Oct '12, 00:19 | X | ^ This | Reply
Faith No More.

can't remember the exact song.

doggoneuk | 17 Oct '12, 00:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- This one
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2v2bniFBLwc
  
  dan_thw @doggoneuk | 17 Oct '12, 01:04 | X | ^ This | Reply
  - Their best song by a long way.
    
    thecrikster @dan_thw | 17 Oct '12, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
Every single My Bloody Valentine song ever

Song Against Sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LohVpbe0ZKQ

Antelope | 17 Oct '12, 07:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
most songs from Best Of Shat

http://www.amazon.com/Best-Shat/dp/B000067NW9/ref=ntt_mus_dp_dpt_2

CillaCrack | 17 Oct '12, 09:11 | X | ^ This | Reply
Withered Hand - Religious Songs

berksy | 17 Oct '12, 09:20 | X | ^ This | Reply
Bjork - Cocoon

Truly sensuous

lyserge | 17 Oct '12, 09:29 | X | ^ This | Reply
- Oh, and how could I have forgotten Venus As A Boy?
  
  he's exploring
  the taste of her
  arousal
  so accurate
  
  lyserge @lyserge | 17 Oct '12, 09:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
The High and Mighty - Hands on Experience Pt 2

Ricochet | 17 Oct '12, 10:10 | X | ^ This | Reply
Animal Collective - Bluish

mil_c | 17 Oct '12, 10:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
Rolf Harris' cover of I touch Myself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Yxmz-csB4

Thank me later

oojimaflop | 17 Oct '12, 10:18 | X | ^ This | Reply
Radiohead - Just

pretty sure they've said its about knocking one off.

Do I get penalised for mentioning radiohead ? oooh penalised !

Ricky_Ronco | 17 Oct '12, 10:18 | X | ^ This | Reply

Antelope this'd this
I wrote this article thing in March about it...

http://www.hecklerspray.com/hecklerplay-top-10-songs-about-masturbation/201271643.php

I think I may have come on here to steal suggestions too.

Si_Badvibes | 17 Oct '12, 10:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Golden Streams by The Hidden Cameras

obviously

aboynamedgoo | 17 Oct '12, 10:51 | X | ^ This | Reply
Queen - Get Down Make Love

Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex

TheGrudge | 17 Oct '12, 10:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
TUG AWAY! TUG AWAY!

FAILING VISION OF THE ONE-ARMED JIZZER!

TheWza | 17 Oct '12, 10:57 | X | ^ This | Reply
- :D
  
  Si_Badvibes @TheWza | 17 Oct '12, 11:03 | X | ^ This | Reply
  
  pieces_of_reece and casinobay this'd this
Here's a hint: it's like a long, sharp sword :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKONgfNONU

84joe | 17 Oct '12, 11:31 | X | ^ This | Reply
such a gent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXamT-YMz3U

incandenza_ | 17 Oct '12, 12:38 | X | ^ This | Reply
Hollow Out a Horse

ehwhat | 17 Oct '12, 12:40 | X | ^ This | Reply
sebadoh's wanking song

homemade is a good wanking song.

matthewslaughter | 17 Oct '12, 12:45 | X | ^ This | Reply

anal_schwarzenegger this'd this
Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Pozzo | 17 Oct '12, 13:14 | X | ^ This | Reply
Tweet - Oops (Oh My)

pajaga | 17 Oct '12, 13:30 | X | ^ This | Reply
Prince - Gett Off

**How can I say this in a way so as not to offend or un-nerve, there's a rumour going round that you ain't been getting served**

etc, etc

casinobay | 17 Oct '12, 14:23 | X | ^ This | Reply
- *Every Prince song
  
  theShipment @casinobay | 17 Oct '12, 15:55 | X | ^ This | Reply
Far - Pony (cover)

Far's cover of "Pony" by Ginuwine is alright
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfkdhbI-qBA

sunnynorwich | 17 Oct '12, 15:53 | X | ^ This | Reply
Oh oh

Kate Bush - 'Feel It'

monoshono | 17 Oct '12, 16:13 | X | ^ This | Reply
What's the use of songs ABOUT masturbation?
Let's talk about songs FOR masturbation!

dani | 18 Oct '12, 07:54 | X | ^ This | Reply
Undertones - Teenage Kicks

I'm amazed this hasn't been mentioned, I thought it was the most famous wanking song there is?

Loads of R.E.M. songs are about sex, especially on Monster - and especially Tongue and I Don't Sleep, I Dream.

pmj1980 | 18 Oct '12, 08:48 | X | ^ This | Reply

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