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Push Push it real good.
New French Girlfriend when I opened this thread! Never had picked up the lyrics, though.
Erm, probably not worth listing individual blink 182 songs.
SOMEBODY GETTIN' LUCKY TONIGHT?!
.. Ehem, could be just a wank.
The Perfect Kiss.
Vapors - Turning Japanese
Haircut 100 - Love plus one
^all about masturbation
here's a whole bunch
Icicle - Tori Amos
Longview - Green Day
That one by Semisonic (Semi- arf)
Big Bottom - Spinal Tap
Oh and of course, "Allllll I Wannaaaa do is make looooove to youuuuuuu", the most romantic song about fucking a total stranger to get pregnant because yer man's firing deficient sperm. Get those lighters out.
& Gouge Away
Chelsea Hotel Oral Sex Song
All of it.
Probably not, but I just assume.
I want to ride on a white horse too?
I'M FINE WHEN I'M WITH MY OWN HAND
SWV - Downtown
Her Parents ought to do a cover of this
If not, why not?
I've heard it said quite a few times now by reliable sources
crispin glover auto manipulator
With my own hands
When i make love to your memory
It's not the same
I miss the thunder
I miss the rain
but yes, great lyrics those
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
One of the hidden tracks on Broken. Some good guttural grunts in here:
alikeahhh fix the reception with a little bit of loving and a touch of affection
awhennnnaah come home to you gonna do all the things i said i would do
alikeahhh play with your buttons with a little bit of kissing andaaa whole lot of hugging
eddy current supression ring - we'll be turned on
Thought you would mention Vibrate. That song is an accolade of having a great time on your own.
MBV- Slow (great song!)
All The King's Men
The Great Masturbator.
Is about sex AND masturbation.
And is excellent.
Where completely inappropriate songs would replace the national anthem at sporting events and the like. This was one of those songs, and probably the funniest to imagine. The England rugby team linking arms and belting out the first line... Or a proud Tanni-Grey Thompson collecting her gold medal at the Paralympics...
Probably the most 1990 thing ever.
can't remember the exact song.
Song Against Sex http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LohVpbe0ZKQ
the taste of her
Thank me later
pretty sure they've said its about knocking one off.
Do I get penalised for mentioning radiohead ? oooh penalised !
I think I may have come on here to steal suggestions too.
Soundgarden - Big Dumb Sex
FAILING VISION OF THE ONE-ARMED JIZZER!
homemade is a good wanking song.
**How can I say this in a way so as not to offend or un-nerve, there's a rumour going round that you ain't been getting served**
Far's cover of "Pony" by Ginuwine is alright
Kate Bush - 'Feel It'
What's the use of songs ABOUT masturbation?
Let's talk about songs FOR masturbation!
I'm amazed this hasn't been mentioned, I thought it was the most famous wanking song there is?
Loads of R.E.M. songs are about sex, especially on Monster - and especially Tongue and I Don't Sleep, I Dream.