i met mark e smith two days ago
'If you try that trick again. I'll break your fucking neck!'
^this is what he said to me
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i don't believe you
you would have posted that sooner
Been recovering from a partially broken neck
haha
obviously i told my mum first
you guys are on the list
but not before mum
A couple of my mates met him in a pub once...
... they went over to chat with him and he ended up buying them whiskeys! LAD
Never met him but this wouldn't surprise me, he sems like a miserable old bastard
However, they were on top form Wednesday night, there were moments when it looked like he was actually enjoying himself!
Best Fall gig I've been to in ages
it was absolutely amazing
the video from the gig is up, three songs by The Fall towards the end.
http://thespace.org/
Everyone should watch this
Great stuff, i was pretty gutted I missed both Dingus Khan and Bearsuit. Fucking work!
it's true
We overhear security/staff chatting about how ‘... he just won’t stop smoking’, ‘what are we going to do?’ , ‘what can we do?’
Turns out Mr Smith is in his dressing room, with his wife on the top floor of the TV Studio. He won’t stop smoking, and no-one knows how to handle this.
I saw this as a perfect opportunity to met Mr Smith.
I knocked on his door, pretending to be security.
At first I got a grunt, so I knocked again.
His wife called my bluff, ‘You’re not security’
I replied with ‘I am security, now open this door’
Mark tried to trick me, he said ‘..Well, come on in then’
I tried to open the door, but it was locked. (Well played Mark, but this isn’t over)
I persist, requesting that he opens the door so i could ‘have a word’
The door opens abruptly.
And i point my pointing finger towards him
I am now informing Mr Smith, rather firmly, that he is not supposed to be smoking in the building...
But after a split second he realises that I’m not who I was claiming to be...
That’s when he says it;; ‘If you try that trick again. I'll break your fucking neck!'
later on i took a waggle of a finger through tinted windows for an invitation for me to clamber intho the front of their splitter van
which i used to apologise for my previous prank
thank the band, and shake their hands.
(at this point marks wife was groaning 'GET OUT, GET OUT' repeatedly)
Mark said he didn't mind me pretending to be security after all.
He said that that i had 'his respect' for having the balls to do it.
He gave me two cans of becks vier
& laughed as i was hauled by my collar out of the van to the pavement.
best night ever
awesome...
:)
believable
What a stalker
:D Good story.
this is
magnificent work.
have a medal please...
one of the guys filmed it from afar
trying to get him to upload the video
hopefully you'll be able to hear/see him
the evidence is being uploaded as we speak
WELL WHAT HAPPENED THEN PAUL?
Reminds me of this...
A while ago I was on the tube after a show, these absolutely rat arsed pricks got on, who proceeded to flail around and fall over when the tube moved, generally act like cocks and annoy people... then they shambled off the tube and one of them got back on to announce, quite soberly, that footage of their oh so hilarious antics that night could be seen tomorrow on youtube/... can't remember, twuntsfailingtodie. They didn't talk to Mark E Smith. But your story/this thread reminded me of this.
ON THE PLEASURE OF HATING
I'd like to meat his wife.
Durty Bastard.
I always thought Mark E. Smith was born the age that he is now, and always looked like that
I was watching some YouTube clips of him when he was younger and he's different to how I expected. Speaks posher for a start and I dunno he looks exactly like this lad I know called Neil.