DiS calls total-paedos Consumer Electronics /our total highlight of the weekend/ at Incubate Festival. Don't ever mention Consumer Electronics on your website again.
You may remember the thread I started about Consumer Electronics (and Con Dom) earlier in the year when discussing extreme themes in music.
At the time, I described a Consumer Electronics set thusly:
"The second set was by Consumer Electronics (Philip Best of Whitehouse's solo project, although he played with a full band). Anyone who's ever listened to anything Best has ever done will know the drill lyrically - stuff about rape, subjication of women yada yada yada. But it takes on a whole new dimension live. He's a bald, topless, overwight man in his late-40s wearing leather trousers and sunglasses. He has this homemade scrap book with, amongst other things, pictures of young pre-pubescent girls. He flicks through the book while the maelstrom of noise continues behind him, until he finds pictures of his 'favourite' girls. He then licks and kisses the picture 'sensuously', rubs it over his genitals, touches himself and so on. Written down here, or listened to on record, it all seems so extreme as to be silly, but when you see it live there's an un-nerving sense that he's not entirely joking (even if, similarly, he's not being entirely serious). Not that it makes much difference, but this guy has a PhD, so he's not an idiot - he knows what he's doing."
You can re-read that thread in full here: http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4346433
Anyway, point is, I would be grateful if DiS could never discuss Consumer Electronics in an official capacity every again - let alone lavish them with them praise. The dickheads that use DiS to actually discuss/discover music already have their highly mainstream token bands for pretending they like stuff that's more 'extreme' than Belle & Sebastian (My Bloody Valentine, Sonic Youth etc). Please don't ruin the power electronics scene for some of us by pretending to like it in a desperate to look 'dangerous' and piss off mummy. At best, i'll let you name check Prurient to make yourselves look safely alternative if you must, but you're better off being true to yourselves and sticking to the Alligator vs Boxer debate. No one beleives you when you try to pretend you like anything that's not white boys with guitars anyway.
Consumer Electronics have a song called 'Co-opted by Cunts' - seems rather appropriate here.
Hmmm, interesting...
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Thus, if you want to get a vegan brunch at 14.30hrs it will be served at site location 68, but if you need technical assistance on stage at 21.00 hours beacuse the amps are fucked you might as well forget it because the technical staff whose number is worthy of a D.W. Griffith epic have all fucked off to smoke 'draw', quaff the artists beer or update their fucking tumblr. You know one cunt actually said 'peace' to me. Non-ironically
QUOTES AREGH
From http://philipbest.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/ballroom-blitz.html
I read this blogpost last night - thought it was hilarious!
I particularly liked this line:
/Light guy had usual instruction of "imagine you're auditioning for Van Halen"/.
For context, the full DiS review of CE's set:
For real grown-up menace, however, witness Consumer Electronics. Menace in the same way a mac-clad man standing outside a schoolyard staring really hard at a bustling playground might conjure. Philip Best, once half of liberal-button-pushing noise protagonists Whitehouse, is an evil uncle of a man, unbuttoning his shirt to twist his own nipples as black-clad girlfriend Sarah Froelich aids a cacophony underpinning the duo's total war dissection of society. The first words uttered are “You all forget Rudolf Hess...” and things don't get any more pleasant from there on. The entire spectacle is grotesque, uncomfortable and, we're pleased to relay, our total highlight of the weekend.
http://drownedinsound.com/in_depth/4145549-incubate-2012--the-dis-review
It's too late - DiS has spoken and Consumer Electronics is now mainstream indie.
You're basically now a fan of the Noise equivalent of Rooster.
subjigation
so really, you're just jealous that sean keeps rejecting all of your reviews?
Looking forward to seeing the tagging on this one
Doesn't disappoint
Daddy Those Men Scare Me
:D
``Please don't ruin the power electronics scene for some of us by pretending to like it in a desperate to look 'dangerous' and piss off mummy.``
But it works for you right? Bet Mummy's been off your back for years now.
*on her back
I like Wolf Eyes
Wolf Eyes were supporting when I saw CE
Obviously all of it was awful.
Not the other way around?
If he's referring to the show at the Underworld, then yeah, it was the other way round.
I know this because I was there, maaaaaaan, I was there.
But he might not be talking about that show, obviously.
Wolf Eyes are great no matter what half the noise scene say
Also they are not noise if I feel like arguing it
Over the last decade plus, Adam, who wrote that review
has done a huge amount for the Cardiff and the south Wales music scene in terms of putting on and promoting extreme/avant-garde music.
You are a man who spends his days on the internet, pretending to be a Tory.
he really, really is a tory
and a troll
is it Adam Anonymous?
if so then aye, aye.
:D
Adam and Phil are pretty tight son
to prove it here's a photo of them hanging out back in the day http://farm1.staticflickr.com/229/465954397_33e2e4a0b0.jpg
I think you will find
that post Jimmy Saville, paedophilia is well Top of the Pops nowadays.
ever gonna write your intro to Harsh Noize, CG?
This is a bit like the thread where wrightylew berated Celtic fans for stealing Liverpool's Anfield Road song
Good a place as any to once again JAG Cementimental's show in Leeds this friday supporting MK9, Con-Dom and more
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4352544
Still got it.
CG currently listening to:
Viva Brother.
Die Bratwurst.
DiS didn't say anything
Adam Anonymous did. Etc. Etc.
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That is such a weird line to take, man.
Is that why the article's called 'DiS goes to the Incubate festival'?
Hmmm...
alright brightonb, calm down
I reckon you like muesli with extra raisins sprinkled on top for your breakfast
Am I right?
Bless.
uncool noise records
this on spotify bbz?
Hey CG
I've got Whitehouse's 'Birdseed' and 'Daydream Nation' by Sonic Youth... Where do I go next with Harsh Noise/Power Electronics?
fuck this
i'm going back to social
Do I get to post my Consumer Electronics anecdote again?
I went to see Consumer Electronics play the Welsh Club in Cardiff, and saw Philip Best smoking outside, and asked if I could have my picture taken with him. He agreed and the picture was funny because he looked a bit baffled, but I don't have it anymore to show you. Sorry. That's it.
somebody told me that when leaving a Consumer Electronics (or maybe Whitehouse I can't remember) show
Philip Best was having sex with a middle aged 'groupie' by the bins out the back, flabby repulsive flesh exposed, staring intently at this guy as he walked past
I really hope this is true
and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me
Sounds about right :-S
Don't cry
Even more pathetic and attention-seeking than usual.
Congratulations, I guess. You have done it.
hahaha this thread is really embarrassing for you
*everyone
Boxer, no contest.
I think the real news here is that someone's actually been reading the articles on DiS
:D
And that person, strangely, is actually Philip Best of Consumer Electronics himself!
I, obviously, don't read DiS beyond the forums, but PB linked to the DiS reveiw on his blog, which is how I found out about it.
Oops he just linked to this thread ^o^;
:D
CG: The brightonb of noise
Anyone who is not going to be at this on saturday please leave this thread
https://www.facebook.com/events/260097444100687
wait
that includes CG ^u^;