Pretty sure this'll be 0 replies or maximum piss-takiing but thought I'd give it a go anyway.
I'm trying out a business writing personalised songs for special occasions. Not sure if it's going to work but its something I'd like to do and, when I've written songs for people in the past, they've quite enjoyed the experience.
The website (which admittedly needs work) is here:
and you can here an example of a song I wrote for my Grandparents' diamond wedding anniversary here (my brother's doing the singing).
Get in touch if you'd like a song written for someone. It's email@example.com. Or pm me obviously. If you're happy to have the song used as a sample on the website I can do a discount too.
I feel I'm not selling myself too well here...