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david thomas broughton trying to do his food shopping
stephen merritt as an agony aunt
you can't cross because there's nothing but green lights from here
morrissey having sex
witch house countdown with triangles, upside down crosses etc
finds himself at a geography field trip in a hilarious turn of events
dan bejar from destroyer trying to ingratiate himself to some glasgow rangers fans
but the most boring job I could think of is my own.
Now I'm too sad to play this game.
the musician Scott Walker accidentally gets booked to speak at a Republican rally
continues to pretend he's a popular rock star in the UK when hanging out with all his Californian buddies.
Then visits his family in Cheshire and tells them he's a popular rock star in LA.
Whilst sporting a series of increasingly ridiculous haircuts.
Title? "The Charlatan", obvs.
but puts on a frock, calls himself Anita and and tries to fool his mates down the pub that he's Brian May's wife. They play along with it as they feel sorry for him.
while they take the piss out of him and insult him in some African tongue. With hilarious subtitles.
in Anger Management 2
and it's made me sad
gets the vocoda thing turned off while singing and everyone realises it's actually Brian May in a dress
but it's The Annie Hardy from Giant Drag Show.
The people he's meeting / partying with are always bemused by his sudden arrival.
as the CEO of an ice-making firm called "We Make You Real Ice"
Customer: I'd like a suit
Phil: Suit you, sir!
Dave: Ooh. Suit you!
Customer: Yes, it's for my wedding.
Phil: Oh, congratulations, sir. Have you rogered her yet, sir?
Customer: What is the meaning of this? Well, I never --
Dave: Have you bit her orca, sir?
Phil: I bet you couldn't wait to start climbing up her limbs, sir!
Dave & Phil: OOH SUIT YOU SIR
Customer: (leaves offended)
I'm thinking it'd be a one-off special.
gets recruited as onboard musician for a cruise liner, & has to play 3 sets a day for 3 months to an audience of retirees
Various musical bandwagons take turns to park outside Albarn's home studio, & viewers wait to see how quickly he will respond.
Episode 1: Chillwave artist Toro Y Moi parks his bandwagon outside Albarn's house. Albarn, who is working with Sudanese noseflute legend Hanphoul Opoupou on a 3-part opera about the life of former Hereford Utd manager Graham Turner, suddenly kicks the bewildered African noseflutist out the door & gets straight on the phone to Neon Indian to suggest a collaboration...
launches a Washington-based company manufacturing air conditioning units. The sitcom is called AC/DC AC(DC)
Sitcom about two brothers who can't stand eachother, speak with a funny accent.
with hilarious consequences
Hilarious itcom featuring chirpy Manc market trader Hooky and his deceased sidekick Ian. Each week Hooky comes up with a new scheme to make money out of his dead partner in crime, much to the consternation of their elderly Uncle Bernard.
Weekend at Haciendas
being served by their mum.
just gently whispering "Shhh be quiet" over and over again.
This could repeat into the following scenarios:
- Football Stadiums
- War Zone
- House of Commons at PMQs
- The side of a motorway
in a remake of Eddie Murphy's late-90s / early-00s stop motion animated sitcom, The PJs.
Animal Collective try to adopt their stage names in real life.
Featuring Polly Harvey & Jim Davidson sharing an apartment
Dan Bejar is... DESTROYER!
Bradford Cox is... THE DEERHUNTER!
Spencer Krug is... DRAGONSLAYER!
(I'm not just writing etc because I'm already reaching, HONEST)