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Next to the playstation controller,
is a full clip and my pistola.
What she order, fish fillet?
I won't be another Happy Shopper
I'm old school like Happy Shopper,
I fight old school, bring your bat and your chopper
I sit her contented with this cheese on toast
there's about 3 of the top ten in that song alone.
Taskmaster burst the bionic zit splitter, Breakneck speed we down ten pints of bitter
Jerk chicken, jerk fish, Break away slave bliss, Generate G's and then we stash them in the Swiss
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
now she claiming I bruise her esophagus
Triplet, but it warrants it.
Her parents are divorced
And there's often daddy issues
Try not to take advantage
While I hand her all my tissues
You got the boomin' system but it's blastin out doo-doo
You think it's chocolate milk, but it's watered down yoo-hoo
'Cause i'm living in a house with a fridge full of condiments.
America's Next Top Model. <3
And I'm like 'No? Now you know my flow'
and mad hos, ask Beavis I get nothing but head.
all in the delivery
Love this freestyle.
You ain't a leader punk, nobody followed you
you were never shit, your mother should have swallowed you.
I’m outspoken - my language is broken into a slang
But it’s just a dialect that I select when I hang
I'll put your head in a dustbin like Top Cat
some grime track i was listening to leads a while back but haven't for a while...
Kidnap man then take man to Cornwall
I couldn't get Kurt off my mind that summer
Livin' off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
That'd be the hour they knock the slick blaster
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter
A gun fight and they come to cut the mixmaster
I stand in the blistering heat as the epitome
Of the anti-hero, tipping my Stetson
Space cowboy, I drink whiskey with George Jetson
Two thousand and one, the space western
My whole world's overcast so I live in the dark
I adapt now my vision is sharp
Go home to my house made of glass
And throw stones for a laugh
The favourite that came in last
I clutch at straws and I'm cut by a blade of grass
But this ain't a couplet
But I just couldn't resist.
I'll go with .. 'birthdays were the worst days/now we sip champagne when we Thirstaay'
Lead us in the fight for equal rights for N*****S
I gets eleven points off the word "quagmire".
This thread needs more Yoni.
Now you're trying to dip without me
But I'm the Princess check my lip it's pouty
Magazine like a big testicle gland
than a sock with a hole
end like Leviathan, it's deep well let me try again.
So fucking good!
Raw like cocaine straight from Bolivia
next time come strapped with a fuckin' Pamper.
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar?
if proper MCs had an agency
Either you're slingin' crack rock or you got a wicked jump shot
Come on, Homer! Come on, Homer!
Pretend this is baseball and hit us a homer!
Anyone object come stand in the way, you could be my little snake river canyon today
Life's not a bitch! Life is a beautiful woman
You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy
Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests
Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk the princess
Aesop is the man
colourfully vulgar poacher outta mulch
like "i'm 'a pull the pulse out a soldier and bolt"
Twelve tribes a hundred and forty-four thousand chosen
Protons Electrons Always Cause Explosions *Peace*
(the bist in asterisks is shouted in the background *word*)
I says i am, go aks my mother
and wij yo wrinkled pussy, i can't be yo lover.
I pushed up inside her
Now she's a whale rider
I promised I would try her fish
But I could not oblige her
Cus it smelled like a BP oil spill up inside her
The world is kind of cold and the rhythm is my blanket
wrap yourself up in it, if you love it, then you'll thank it
maybe corny on paper, not at all in the song
FUCK EM!!! (Peace Out)
I like my oatmeal lumpy.
Never Rock The Mic With The Panty Hose
Catch me if you can cos I'm the England man
And what you're looking at is the master plan
On an amazing boat
Fuck you, suck dick
I don't know what to say to folks
OOOOOHHHHHH!!!! is all I wanna hear
Then you start trippin' when I try to take your top off
Cos verbally, I'm iller than a AIDS patient
The rhymes are Darryl's, the burgers are Ronald's
If you try to knock me you'll get mocked
I'll stir fry you in my wok
Bitch is a renegade
she'll piss in your lemonade
everytime I cum I produce a quart.
And get below deck WITH A DICK IN YA HAND!
Mom's happy and Nan, thanks for the cardigan
I did a google search and the top result is an almost exact same thread from 2 years ago where you've posted the same thing
It's a Trim lyric, can't remember where its from. Could be in a tune or a random radio set, i'll try and find it. To me it epitomizes everything I love about Grime.
I know you're really proud 'cause you think you're well hung
But I think it's time you learn how to use your tongue
I used to do stick-up, cause hoes is irritatin like the hic-CUPS
Get what the hustlers get for trying to do what the hustlers do
Give up the cash before I turn you Cookie Monster blue
Flow chameleon, worth by the million
sell Bolivian, feds in oblivion
bitch Brazilian, purse reptilian
took her from far off island like Gilligan
YOU ALL ALONE IN THESE STREETS COUSIN
Seeing my life through the windshields of choppers
I ain't spend one rap dollar in 3 years, holla
I ONCE GOT BUSY IN A BURGER KING BATHROOM!
Great line though, from an album with more LOLs per minute than any other in hip-hop history.
A black man caught by the Klan couldn't hang with this (Nas Will Prevail)
I switched my motto instead if saying fuck tomorrow
That buck that bought the bottle could've struck the lotto
The first sounds much better on the record. Early Nas was an absolute beast!
fucked a girl in an apple orchard
then i came in-cider
I CLOSE MY EYES AND SEIZE IT
I CLENCH MY FIST AND BEAT IT
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN IT
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP.
I treat bitches straight up like simon says
open vagina, put your legs behind your head
cock and spray, hit you from a block away
drinkin sake on a suzuki, we in osaka bay
you dealin with some sure shit, my bitches pure thick
play razor tag, slice your face, you're it
sexism and violence - it's all total crap
Sayin' that I chose this cutie-pie with whom I wanna be
And, I apologise if this message gets you down
Then I CC'd every girl that I'd see-see round town
I quoted the Yeastie Girls, tyvm.
Crackin while jackin off to buffering vids of Asher Roth eating applesauce
like most of the chorus to Pac's Blood qualifies so I'll just post it all:
Tears to Mona Lisa, Medusa to liquid
Flow can make Gandhi grab the burner, wanna shoot shit
Rhymes that make the Pope wanna get his dick sucked
Had Virgin Mary doing lines in the pick-up
Make Sarah Palin deep-throat 'til she hiccup
Had T.D. Jakes round this bitch doing stick-ups
Rhymes so real, thought I wrote it in Pac blood
Told me in my dreams that these niggas is not thugs
also it's only one line not a couplet
I bungee jump
into a dust bunny encrusted monkey dump
My dandy voice makes the most anti choice
granny's panties moist
And I fuck dolphins
Had her open so long, she thought she was a 7-11
There's 4 sides to every story
If these walls could talk they'd probably still ignore me
Next time, come strapped with a fuckin' Pamper
when I'm in your hymen
The result? Your remains stuffed in a car trunk
this is a good thread
Cos I'm Snoop Doggy (WHO?) Doggy (WHAT?) Doggy Doooooggg
So Tootsie Roll the fuck back to your seat cos I don't like you.
really been getting into them very recently, lyrics are so impenetrable though!
Dial the seven digits, call up Bridget
Her man's a midget plus she got friends, yo I can dig it
I used to watch C.H.I.P.S, now I load glock clips
But I define your challenge - a total fuck up
Mister Pitiful, your whole rap stack is despicable
Lay a player flat before the trainer felt his clock was on
My shirt ain't got no stripes but I can make your pussy whiiistleeeeee
I got the mugwhump jism up in every verse
So you can call me William Tell or Agent Cooper to boot
in over 30 years of trying, surely noone has ever topped:
So come on Hank and sing that song
To the rhythm of the boogie de-bang bang da-bong
Don't push me cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
That shock the house for the young laydeez
Donnez-moi la petite mademoiselle
I'm a god in the blue like Posideon,
The only difference is I run from the Trident
My car moves, when I ain't driving it,
My car pool; it got a slide in it
A fly (he won't die) and a little gnat
So if you like cheese and chips, medieval ships,
See mattresses in skips, then takes a trips
...more white powder than a box of persil,
when I walk in the club more bums get slapped than an Asda commercial
Piss off wanker, ketchup's bless.
Gimmie some tissue, in case of mess.
Kicking and squealing Gucci little piggy
There's only one way to beat them: get round the back.
The sample's the flesh and the beat's the skeleton
You got beef, but there's worms in your wellington
I'll put a hole in your skull and extract the gelatin
and I can even act: STELLA, STELLA!
My own man in the past, stuck me up without a mask
Then his ass cold dashed with my cash fast
Fifty g's is what the creep stole
So the next day knocked on his door, shot his granny through the peep hole
I scanned this whole thread looking for all black just in case it was already up and then the last post is about it!
'Cause on the shelf is where your lp cold stood
Because it was no good, that shit ain't even go wood'
i'm all about makin' papes kid
i killed my mother with a shovel just like Norman Bates did!
I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast
But I'm intercontinental when I eat french toast
Your just a big head like Chris Akabusi'
all i want is, fuck money, diamonds and bitches don't need them.
I bomb your set that's not a threat its a promise
Got everybody ridin' on my wagon like the Amish
I roll with groups of ghetto bastards with biscuits
bullets will make your face look weird.
Bullets will cave your whole face in
But the only shiny black thing you liked was my shoes.
Although, if someone says they like your shoes thats a compliment...
And keep it tight, aaiiiggght?
Now I throw lips to the shit, handle it like a real bitch
Now I throw shields on the dick, to stop me from that HIV shit.
The five-foot assassin with the ruffneck bizness
I had my? hand up your girls boob tube
I had my hand up your girl's boob tube
Rip they guts out; like a hysterectomy.
Cos with the trigger mans handy
BUT I HACK KNEES
Roll with a 9 month old baby so they can bring out the mash in a winnie the pooh scarf
Just nibble on my dick like a rat does cheese
Nobody's invincible, no plan is foolproof, we all must meet our moment of truth
Fucked the bitch with a flashlight.
Got me out of the ghetto
Got me mucho dinero
In Cozumel, Mexico shorts and Jordans and a sombrero
Like Civil War muskets or A.D.D. kids throwin' tantrums