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From my heart flow
I bum you, I bum you, I bum you, I bum you!
There's no other way
To better say
I bum you, I bum you!

If you see a faded sign by the side of the road that says
15 miles to the, Bum Shack! Bum Shack yeah
I'm headin' down the Atlanta highway, lookin' for the bum getaway
Heading for the bum getaway, bum getaway,
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're headin' on down
To the Bum Shack
I got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20
So come on and bring your jukebox money
The Bum Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Bum Shack baby, Bum Shack bay-bee.
Bum baby, that's where it's at, Oh bum baby, that's where it's at
Sign says, Woo, stay away fools, 'cause bum rules at the Bum Shack!
Well it's set way back in the middle of a field,
Just a funky old shack and I gotta get back
Glitter on the mattress
Glitter on the highway
Glitter on the front porch
Glitter on the hallway
The Bum Shack is a little old place where we can get together
Bum Shack baby! Bum Shack, that's where it's at!
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a bummin', wearin' next to nothing
Cause it's hot as an oven
The whole shack shimmies! The whole shack shimmies when everybody's
Movin' around and around and around!
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby!
Folks linin' up outside just to get down
Everybody's movin', everybody's groovin' baby
Funky little shack! Funky little shack!
Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail!
I got me a car, it seats about 20
So come on up and bring your jukebox money.
Bang bang bang on the door baby! Knock a little louder baby!
Bang bang bang on the door baby! I can't hear you
Your what? Tin roof, rusted!
Bum Shack, baby bum Shack!
Bum baby, that's where it's at
Huggin' and a kissin', dancin' and a bummin' at the bum shack

I changed the title of every song on Usher's 'Confessions on my sister's iPod so that it featured the word poo. She's never bothered to change the tags back, so I every few months I get a text saying people have asked why she's listening to a song called 'Can U Handle Poo' or 'That's What Poo's Made For'. Still funny.

Do you feel
like you ever want
to try my bum
and see how well it fits?

And bum, bum, buuuuum,- all through our minds,
And it'll be bum, bum, buuuuum- all over her face,
And bum, bum, bum- all over mine.

*Noah and the Whale - 5 Years Time

Pour a little salt we were never here

You Were Always On My Bum

Ouch.

:(

Y-O-U You wanna

Bummerman, I got a masterplan
To take off your dress, and be your man
Seize the throne, seize the mantle
Seize that crown
Cos I am what I am what I am what I am
I'm your bummerman

Yeah I'm a bum hungry man

What's wrong with bum
I'd like to know
Coz here I go
Again.....