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Luv ya Cementimental
I still bet none of you lot could do it tho.
Was really fun. I had quite a bit to work with but cut it down to under 4 minutes.
Put it thru five DOD distortion pedals in a row and release ltd edition 13 one-sided cassettes with some photocopied skulls on the front and you could be a star of the noise scene! :D
than HARSH NOISE tho :)
That said, the very next artist after The Shipment on my iTunes is Shit And Shine...
Sucks cos I had this really squeaky scooter I was riding outside that I was like WHOA this is gonna sound great on this and while I was riding/recording I dropped my iphone really hard and it shut off :( took an hour to come back to life and that recording (plus more) was gone.
a mainstay of the Cementimental sound
Almost broke my phone for the cause!
Bits of that sound like, can't remember the name, the Gerogerigegege album which is basically an hour of somebody diarrhea-ing into the shitter.
only you got the magic touch from the noise fairy eh?
shouting the offspring acapellas into your laptop microphone
Stars Of The Hold That Keyboard Note For Six Minutes
YOWRRRRKRAAAGH *end song*
shouldn't have keyboard players or a wind section.
their album covers are fairly easy to replicate too
I've heard Rain In England
just get five bearded men in a room, it'll happen on its own
rip off landfill indie. Anyone could do what the Pigeon Detectives and the Enemy do (did).
Isn't that like saying Red Hot Chili Peppers/Love-esque? (not that I equate smiths with love; I hate smiths)
jangly, lo-fi bedroom guitar pop
you'll have to download the beat first tho so maybe not
Putting together a guitar, bass, singer and drummer in the same room with all the kit who are even complete shite is an effort in itself. Anyone can download a cracked version of reason or fruity loops and be making "music" in no time, then record it and send it out to the world.
spin a Beach Boys record backwards and hum over the top
I am disappointed.
Sure it'd be easy to write a punk song, 'cept no one would like it and you'd probably do something that has already been done a million times already
what is wrong with this thread?
no one cared coz it's the easiest
Any daft cunt can talk over an old soul sample.
i mean... one note and drag it out in audacity.
You only need to know a few basic chords, strum gently and sing something banal and you're there.
within 10 minutes of installing it you should have produced your first hard house record.
It's easy enough alright, but to do what you want takes a lot of trial and error.
What you will need:
Access to a field.
A flask of weak lemon drink.
should make a song in that genre and post it here
someone suggest a song and I will chop &/or screw it while i'm cooking my tea later on.
if all of these are compiled I will win the 'easiest' prize I reckon. Took five minutes!
not bad, but i'd stick a drake guest verse on there if you want to see any return on it
i've never shared it before and i don't know why, i'm so proud of how demented it is
i don't expect anyone to endure all of it but if you just listen to one track make it Dead Leg To The Face
so I can't say wether its good or not, or is there such thing as bad noise? idk, it was definitely noisy. I like track 11.
it was just me and my friend trying to make the most horrible music we could possibly imagine
it took us a year until we were happy with how truly awful it was
I don't have any musical instruments to hand apart from my wife's drumsticks and I live in a shared flat. This could be interesting.
Would be fun to compile the results
But you'd just hear the faint sound of my neighbours shagging right now. Think I might go for a long walk
pretty much the same as Sunburned Hand of the Man? Sort of? Ok.