Why is mainstream music so ball-less nowadays?
Can anyone suggest otherwise and perhaps illuminate with an example? What happened to Rock? Why does everything you hear on mainstream radio have no cojones, instead it's either folky, limp, 50s-esque whine or an overly-produced, repetitive, electronically-drowned fashion show!
Thoughts please ladies and gents...
and in the mean time have a listen to this shameless plug: http://www.themanicshine.com
- Relevant artist taggings:
- Gay Dad »[x]
- Garbage »[x]
- CRAINE »[x]
- Fannypack »[x]
- Cockland »[x]
- Kunt and the Gang »[x]
- Raggamuffin Whiteman »[x]
- Anal Beard »[x]
- Dirty Sanchez »[x]
- Shit City »[x]
- BALLS! »[x]
- Beady Eye »[x]
- The Shit Is Coming Home »[x]
- Ballboy »[x]
- Goofball »[x]
- American Football »[x]
- Rollerball »[x]
- DiscoBalls »[x]
- Spandau Ballet »[x]
- Baseball »[x]
- Gaylord Birch »[x]
- Dick Diver »[x]
- Dick4Dick »[x]
- The Fighting Cocks »[x]
- The Knob Jockeys »[x]
- Bumsnogger »[x]
- Howling Willie Cunt »[x]
- Willy Custard & The Huff Poachers »[x]
- Revolting Cocks »[x]
- Luke Leighfield »[x]
- Fuckin’ Bollocks »[x]
- Daddy Those Men Scare Me »[x]
- The Wicked Awesomes! »[x]
- Manic Cough »[x]
- Seagull Screaming Kiss Her Kiss Her »[x]
- maximo pak »[x]
- Tits Of Death »[x]
- T-Bone Willy »[x]
- Gandalf Murphy And The Slambovian Circus Of Dreams »[x]
- Eddie Shit »[x]
- Willy Latino »[x]
- Hong Kong Dong »[x]
- Willy Campbell »[x]
- Selfish C*nt »[x]
- The Beatles »[x]
- The Homosexuals »[x]
- Excrementory Grindfuckers »[x]
- The Fartz »[x]
- Manic Street Preachers »[x]
- Manic »[x]
- Manic Hispanic »[x]
- Manic Street Sweepers »[x]
- Manic Movement »[x]
- Shine »[x]
- Shit And Shine »[x]
- Shed Seven »[x]
- Joan Of Ass »[x]
- Chitlin' Fooks »[x]
- The Idiot Boy »[x]
- N-Dubz »[x]
- DORIAN GAY »[x]
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Gay Dad
Garbage
CRAINE
Fannypack
and calling yourself masculinity...
isn't compensating for anything at all? But inflamatory banter aside do you have an opinion about the sound?
a MILLION pounds says this ends well
The first five artist tags give a pretty clear indication of where this will all end up
Although I don't like them
Aren't the Foo Fighters really successful and popular in the mainstream? And aren't they fairly heavy and "ballsy"?
Foo Foo
Yes let's not forget the Foo Fighters! Although to be fair they're on the way out don't you think... the death rattle begins no?
GET ON THE FLOOR
GET UP OUT MAH FAAAIIIIYYYCE
Most horrific pronunciation ever.
The music industry is crying out for a group of lads
lads to come along and show everyone how it's done, y'know? Some real balls-out rock music is what we need. Who will save us?
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I don't listen to any new bands that don't have at least 3/4s of the members
endorsed by music equipment companies. Sorry.
That makes no sense
..but whatever mate. I would say them a chance though!
You know...
Like these guys...
http://www.sweetgorillaband.com/sweet_gorilla/Sweet_Gorilla_band_.com.html
You can't be a great new band without endorsements can you?
Because there's no rebellion,every movement that happen's now is half arsed and has no bite to it,no staying power and no one emerging from band's nowaday's has the character or prescense that icononic band's had. Doesn't mean there is good music anymore though :)
*happens
*bands
*nowadays
*bands
hmmmm
http://tinyurl.com/62t4w7n
Haaaa!
hilarious! Is that what The Manic Shine looks like to you?
Or even better, this!
http://a4.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/118/538fd5de94f84be7bc697891abed3ff3/l.jpg
i always saw them as
this
http://tinyurl.com/6e2pju7
crossed with this
http://tinyurl.com/5rq5lqp
Dunno
I have been watching those repeats of Top of the Pops 1976 expecting all sorts of greatness. It is fucking ballachingly awful - I'd rather see Jessie J et all quite frankly.
Cracking band pic lads.
top stuff.
Great bunch o' lads.
no doubt.
always been sound with me.
am i the only one who read this band name
as the manic sheeee-ine
I read it as manics hine(y) - as in, the arse of the manics.
Ahem...
Some music with balls right here mate -> https://www.facebook.com/dannyapplemusic
You may havenoticed me in the top 10 of the Amazon rock charts a few weeks back
omg omg omg
Look mate, whoever you are
you're really taking the biscuit now, I'm onto you. I'm contacting the authorities if you don't stop pretending to be me!! I'm serious!!!!
INTERNET FRAUD SQUAD TO THREAD
Come on mate, this joke while funny at first is getting a little tired
Surely there must be more productive things you could be doing with your time than pretending to be me. Why not try and write a good proper no-nonsense rock song with a massive pair of balls dangling from it. That works for me and clearly it also does for The Manic Shine.
I prefer the real Danny Apple
At least his jokes are funny
Just to clarify
That's Danny_Apple. Not this DannyAppleOfficial imposter!
I agree he is funnier than me, but that's to be expected from a joke account
My strength is in my music not my comedy. Big love, Danny x
Having listened to one of your songs
I can only hope you are also a qualified accountant
Maybe because the songs are all written by people other than who performs them
what the charts is lacking is something like BON JOVI or AEROSMITH
they brought it on themselves
Pink, it's like red but not quite. Interesting fact, aerosmith were the reason I first fell in love with Alicia silverstone, which is why I watched clueless (the first time). One part really stood out, well actually it was in there twice, there was this really cool arpegiated riff when she ******SPOILERS****** failed her driving test. I could never work out what it was, that was until one day I listened to the bends, and was all like WOW!
i could do this to any thread
Those quotes seem dubious
Firstly, NME don't score out of 5, they score out of ten, so was it actually a 4 out of 10 review. And if the best quote you can get out of a review is "sounds great", it seems like there must be a 'but...' in there just afterwards.
The quote from the Mag reads like it was written by a member (or friend) of the band. And so does the whole review, actually - http://www.the-mag.me.uk/Music/Articles/Item/The-Manic-Shine-Blindsider/
I wouldn't take too much notice of what The Mag Says, ... It's Pay to be reviewed
Have a look at this page: http://www.the-mag.me.uk/Music/Get-Reviewed/
unreal, what absolute cunts.
'Blindsider is a record of awesomeness from The Manic Shine.
Rarely would you listen to a record with such a combination of references all packed into one tasty biscuit.'
good stuff.
money well spent,
guys.
thanks for the kind remarks
if you're in town please come and see TMS do their thing live, that is where they excel!
wasn't quite what I had in mind
but thanks.
What's your point?
are good reviews not allowed, if you don't like the music just say.
My Point was...
That NME don't give star ratings and mark things out of 10 rather than 5, so what does 4 stars mean or did you make up that score?
Google tells me that the person who made that specific quote worked for NME Radio,
so presuming the words were said after an airing.
No four stars then...
threads like these never cease to amaze me
the way they always set themselves up with a claim that shows theyre either out of touch, or care about stuff that just doesnt matter like the state of 'mainstream' music, the way they always thing the solution is some cheesy rock music, always accompanied by cheesy photo shoot photos, and the arrogance that they think people wont see through it, that people dont try similar tricks all the time and that they actually think they can win people around
yes. and he's been like this ever since The Jam split up.
Get fucked, Sharktopus is brilliant
One of the reasons these threads...
...get so entertainingly roundly slapped down is not because this is a site full of nasty music snobs. It is because we have a community here where people take recommendations seriously and it is a great place for reliably being turned on to new and interesting bands.
Shite like this will not wash here... at all.
tagged artists: Tits of Death, Daddy Those Men Scare Me
:''D
I came here looking for castrato-rock.
I've been sorely disappointed.
maximo pak
here's an example
I was playing cards with some people recently & the music in the background was, um, everyman-centric. Current pop, eighties, stuff you'd hear at a sports bar. They'd hear something & start reminiscing about THE MOVIE it was featured in. After awhile I swear to God, I'd mention some song & they'd say "what movie was it in?" - and one of these people is a musician! Nowadays people get their music from whatever's licensed in films, or whatever they hear on TV. It makes me ill. X-Factor, Idol, adverts - miserable.
well this is entertaining...
...guys, girls you are entitled to your opinion of course. The quotes you see are pulled from genuine reviews whether paid for or not, fact is, to get noticed a band has to find some way of marketing themselves. It's all part of the game and ultimately The Manic Shine enjoy themselves enough playing on any stage that whatever may happen in terms of success (or lack thereof) is irrelevant, though not discounted. Check out the music, if you like it great, if you don't great! Your comments are appreciated no matter how lewd, rude, positive, or controversial. Next gig Scala, London, 30th September.
Presenting yourself as the antidote to bland mainstream music
is all well & good, but slightly undermined when you dress up like a homeless Village People tribute band.
But seriously, I've been hearing this tired old argument ever since I first got interested in music in the late 70s (I'm 43 now) - someone, usually some tedious old (or young) fart who thinks music began & ended with The Beatles, claims that modern music is shite, disco sucks, rap is crap, what DO they look like etc., and on further questioning you find that they only listen to Radio 1 or 2 & haven't heard of any of the good new stuff that's out there, and thus they assume that everything is shite. Rather like DLT's ridiculous claim in the late 80s that there were thousands of talented songwriters out there having to live in bunkers because they weren't getting record deals, then sticking on a fucking Huey Lewis record or something.
I'm probably of the age where I should be getting out the pipe & slippers & retiring to my boudoir with my old Smiths & Cure albums, but fuck it, there's still shitloads of good stuff out there if you make an effort to find it, and with the interwebs finding it is easier than ever. In fact there's now so much good stuff out there I simply don't have time to hear it all, what with having a business to run, a 4-yr old to look after an and ex-wife to avoid.
People who believe in a golden age of music which hasn't been improved upon since are merely projecting their own personal golden age onto it. That's why for so many baby boomers, the Beatles & the Stones are the be-all & end-all, because it was the 60s, and they were doing loads of drugs & having lots of guilt & disease-free sex. For me, 1987-89 is the golden age of music as most of my favourite albums come from this period, but I'm under no illusion as to why that is - it's because I was having the time of my fucking life at university & so anything from that era evokes that wonderful time in my life. To claim that no decent music had been made since then would be subjective in the extreme.
There has been good music ever since cavemen started banging rocks together, and there always will be, end of story.
very interesting...
...1987-89 ay? What bands in particular? And to be clear the original topic concerns mainstream music, peripheral music that the band enjoy amongst many groups/artists include in Jazz, Pat Metheny, Nils Landgren, Christian Scott, Herbie Hancock etc.; metal acts like Lamb of God and Tool; RnB artists Jil Scott and Erika Badu; World music groups/artists Baka Beyond, Nitin Sawney, Fela Kuti. Music from all over the world is highly available today and a lot of it is incredible!
87-89 for me....
Smiths, Cure, New Order, Go-Betweens, Triffids, Tom Waits, Young Gods, Nick Cave, House of Love, MBV, Front 242, Happy Mondays, Talk Talk, Public Enemy, De La Soul, Ride, Charlatans, Sundays, Cocteau Twins, Negresses Vertes, Skinny Puppy, Shamen, Stone Roses, Spacemen 3, how long have you got...
excellent
stand outs there: Tom Waits, Public Enemy, De La Soul.
Huey Lewis and the News? Morris Day and The Time? Iron Maiden?
is that an american psycho reference?
... good movie
:D
Oh man. I hadn't come in this thread before because, well, y'know.
But then I saw today's dailymash article that I wanted to post on here to hilariously mock all the tiresome rockists that seem to comprise 85% of the music board, so I came in here to post it for BANTS and find it's not only a modern-music-is-shit thread, but also a SWEET JAMIE SAMPLE AND THE JAG GORILLAS thread. Amazing.
Anyway, haven't read more than the OP, but I assume to do so would be a valid use of time. Here's the link: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-%26-entertainment/man-buys-pink-floyd-box-set%2c-puts-it-on-shelf%2c-feels-sad-201109274351/
Bye.
You guys are one of those bands
who're really slick and know exactly the kind of sound you need to emulate and can do it impeccably well and are what you'd call 'accomplished players', but you don't have any songs close to the quality of your heroes. You'll get a lot of comments at gigs about how 'tight' you are and probably land some pretty decent supports over the years owing to your professionalism, but right now you sound like a bunch of session players without a songwriter.
You fit into that awkward musical chasm occupied by bands that can't decide if you want to play heavy rock music like Incubus/Audioslave or go for that safe wah-guitar marbled-rock sound of Maroon 5/The Fray that occupied a popular bubble around two years ago. You've either got to get a bit edgier, with a more 'out there' guitar sound and a bit more balls (which are ironically lacking from your music, it's pretty anodyne right now) or you've got to write your 'She Will Be Loved' or 'How To Save A Life'.
Full disclosure: I've seen you live before and thought exactly the same thing when you were truly excelling as you put it. I think if you want to make good money from music you should form a covers band and play as many weddings as you can.
well thanks for your honesty and insight
... we are not trying to emulate anyone mind you, rather we cite a large range of influences. The music you have heard is from a debut album, perhaps further down the line after a couple of albums when we're headlining Wembley you might hear something you like ;)
That would be a dream come true.
its all about the money .........money........ money
It's true what he says, mainstream music is ball-less these days
How I pine for the days of yore, when mainstream music was challenging, scary and unpredictable