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We...get it....OWWWWWWLLLLLmost everynight
meant to say that^^ or "They told me you missed schoooool todayyyy" (Stereophonics version)
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please avoid using quotation marks for the time being.
I actually think the little organ bit beforehand is worse, but only because you know what's coming next...
where it sounds like someone cleaning a window
its the little hand-clap that preceeds - ...little L - during the chorus
When a big brass instrument goes "Bu-Bu-Bu-Boooooooowwwww". Really sounds out of place and I've never liked that moment.
makes me feel revulsed and physically cringe
this tormented me for an entire summer whenever this was out as i was forced to hear it on the radio at work up to 5 times a day
Yes - you might be onto something there
I love it when you call (He loves it when you call!)
Over and over and over.
Its the bit where he says they were "best-time buddies" or something like that.
The whole thing is fucking dire though.
and the 'HEEERRRREEEEEE I AAAAAAMMMMM' or whatever the hell she says on that bit from The Promise.
"No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me Oh-oohh
Why did you have to hit me like that mommy?
Don't do it! You're hurting me Oh-oohh!
Why did you have to be such a bitch?
Why don't you,
Why don't you fuck off and die?
Why can't you just fuck off and die?
Why can't you just leave here and die?
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
Would you like to see how it feels mommy?
Here it comes, get ready to die!"
"I'd rather be with your friends mate 'cause they are much fittaah."
urgh urgh urgh
...Digging in a hole, Digging up my soul now. Going down, excavation
The way he sings "A mole!" is one of the worst elements of my life so far.
'We kick them to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger' - her voice makes me cringe at the best of times but I would rather gouge my own eardrums out than ever have to hear that bit again.
a worrying attraction to craggy faced old tossers on her part.
I ain't gon' diss you on the INNNERNNEEEHEHEHEEET
Her momma taught her better than that.
not as good as the 'not gonna compromise my Christianity' line though
and he loudly whispers the 'lyrical hook' and then BLAM the final double chorus smacks you in the head
Can't remember which song but it is definitely that
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out, “This is great!”
(Ohmygod, this is great)
Bruno Mars really is an absolute cunt
I heard it in a café with my parents once and nearly choked. I never thought I'd hear it again, but...
Possibly the worst song ever made.
but thanks all the same
I watched it
not nearly as bad as people are making out
pretty terrible though
have... have they cgi'd him dancing in there as well?
every single line of this song challenges you to hate it more than the last
And they're in every cunting song these days.
Q Tip in that REM song and the guy from One Inch Punch (Justin Warfield?) on that fucking awful Placebo song.
I'd forgotten that atrocity. So thanks for reminding me.
The bit where Hucknall sings 'Your face is just beaming' is just so unbearably smug. I think I hate it so much not for the song itself but for the kind of people who would actually like it, if that makes sense.
They sing about how they buy all their own stuff because 'I depend on me", having previously sung a song criticising some poor bloke because he won't pay their bills for them. Shocking double standards there ladies.
in which they talk about getting their "boo" his slippers, his dinner and, indeed, "anything you want".
and the man not contributing anything. difference.
WWWEEEERRRRNNEEEYYYYYY ner ner ner ner nerlalerler
I wouldnt want to see a ghost,
rather have a piece of toast.
I.e. "She's so lover-ly, She's so lover-ly, She's so lover-ly.... She's so lover-ly" *facepalm*
"Elvis isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead, Elvis isn't dead... 'Cos I heard him on the radio" *facepalm*
"I wish it was meeeee you chose, I wish it was meeeee you chose, I wish it was meeeee you chose... I wish it was meeeee you chose" *facebludgeon*
Oh, and The Feeling and the Black Eyed Peas (particularly the last 2 albums)...
absolute napalm-worthy lyrics and singing voice.
but I will defend the feeling('s first album) till... well I'll defend it a bit.
...looking forward to the weekend
From that fucking Noah & The Whale song. It's probably worse.
Mel C and Bryan Adams: 'even food dont taste that good'.
Natasha Bedingfield: 'threw some chords together, the combination D-E-F.'
'Read some Byron Shelley and Keates, recited it over a hip-hop beat.'
but I'm pissing myself laughing at that comment.
that should be held in the same contempt as a brutal war crime
Particularly the 'I love you, I love you, I love you' bit at the end of the chorus.
The other one is a fair call though.
Bedingfield takes this one, hands down
'Do you feel like a chainstore - practically floored?' Oh fuck off you smug bandwagon-jumping wankers.
refers to Blurrrghh in general, not this specific line.
And Sunday comes after ... wards
I don't want this weekend to end
One of the worst songs I've ever heard.
The pervasive autotune is unforgivable.
it just gets worse
i will ear rape u u think its shit just think about the people who acc have lost some one close this? song helps me and others so go listen to ur justin bieber shit yeah fuck off u little prick
R.I.P everybody that got killed in Norway yesterday, 22.07.11.? Hope you've come to a better place. <3
mariiees95, 1 week ago
Which Borrell states "I met a girl, she asked me my name, and I told her what it was" gets me boiling every time.
The part in Intergalactic "Beastie Boys are known to let the beat.........NNNNNNNNNNNNDROP"
Anytime Timbaland speaks. Ever.
that bit of Intergalactic is top, as is the rest of the song. I'm with you on Borrell, though
It's a self-reference: http://www.whosampled.com/sample/view/1678/The%20Pharcyde-Drop_Beastie%20Boys-The%20New%20Style/
his worst crime to date is when he pops up on kala, completely taking a huge steamy shit over one of the best albums of the decade
You and me, need to go to your teepee
The moon is full, and I'm shining.
Baby, I know you see me.
Put a hump or two on your back
Jst like that
Oh girl you're on fire.
I don't wanna be in love with you
Imma just break you off and say goodbye
The night is young
Don't make me wait,
You just might miss your chance.
I'm gon' tell you the truth
Timbaland, I'm the motherfuckin' man.
Today's the day, girl, let me get that
Don't get mad
In fact, let me hit that
I've been overkilling them, I break backs
Come down, run down
Girl, where your place at?
That moment on Intergalactic is second only to "aww mom you're just jealous it's the Bea-stie-boys" in a canon of regular successed
I don't like them either in songs but Ariel Pink gets away with it this time.
It starts off incredibly, but when the strings come in I die a little bit inside. I've never heard a song go from being so good to so bad so quickly.
...makes me want to slash my eardrums repeatedly.
when it gets to 'Oh no, not me, we never lost control' sound absolutely horrible.
You just know the next few minutes are going to be a struggle to get through.
I'm trying to pick out a bit of Frank Turner as being a worse 'bit' than the rest, but it's very VERY difficult.
Wake me inside (CAN'T WAKE UP)
I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer
Rhythm is a dancer by SNAP
that bit is great, despite - or maybe because of - being ripped off Ultramagnetic MCs
usually a bad pop song will have one or two spectacularly dreadful and memorable lyrics, but pink manages to cram her songs full of them.
i literally don't understand how she's only gotten more obnoxious and irritating as the years have rolled by, she has this one:
which features her in a series of uninspired costumes pulling angsty, sassy faces. with the particular lowlight being the lyric "i'm too school for cool"
then there's this gut wrenching turd smoothie:
which i can't even bring myself to watch again but it features a lyric that goes something like "critics never liked me, don't like my hair don't like my clothes" SHE'S 31 YEARS OLD.
i can't stand her sassy attitude, like she's living in a world surrounded by macho pigs and people bullying her for having pink hair except she's not 15 anymore.
god i hate her.
So fucking fed up of people telling me 'she can really sing' as well. Millions of people can 'really sing', they're not all obnoxious bints.
she goes "what's the DILLY-OH"
it reminds me of The Office when the boss uses dated slang like it's still fresh and relatively new but it's not. she's very cringeworthy
Reminds me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drm3kTpks7Q
O - http://i.imgur.com/xxKAR.jpg
I thought he was only 40 odd...
i let out a hearty lol.
That bit in the middle where it cuts down to just drums and Anthony Bawchops dribbling incomprehensible half words.
It's the drums mainly though, they make me physically heave. And then to make matters worse it rolls back into that godawful chorus.
Horrible, horrible song.
I really like that song
when Rockstar by Nickeblack comes on, and the resulting knowledge that I will be therefore going home alone that night.
it's not even good in a shit-pop way, it's just fucking bland with absolutely no hooks. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE.
the whole chorus is a hook.
the key change in Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, die a little inside whenever I hear that
I quite like it in fact. The guitar break in Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall, on the other hand...
makes me sick in my mouth.
the intro and verse is ok.
Good riff, horrific vocals and lyrics.
ner ner ner ner ner ner ner epic stadium moment
The replies in this thread which single out specific parts of songs. Not just crappy lyrics or "uhhh everything by this band" because those have been done to death. ACtually, this probably has and I haven't noticed or I've forgotten.
Although I like the song, the intonation of "Satan... Satan" on Satan Said Dance drives me nuts.
At first, I used to get a little frustrated with I See a Darkness because I thought he should have sung the chorus at the end a second time, and it ended too abruptly, but now I can't imagine it any different, or even thinking that.
Friday, Saturday, Saturday and Sunday"
'I love you... but i'm afraid to love you'
Oh Jeff. To put an incredible white noise/feedback solo in that song and you had to sully it with some god-awful sub-elvis wankery.
Ruins a gr8 song
Oh the horror...
just before the guitar solo, where he says (speaks, not sings) "If you don't love me, I'm sorry"
I don't care if it's a reference to a thousand different abused, heartbroken pornstars or whatever, in the context of the song, especially right before the guitar solo, it sounds cheesy as fuck, and goosebump-inducingly cringey. Shame, as it's a pretty great song...COL
what was I doing with that Milf
Especially the way he pronounces 'chipsssss'.
I c-a-n-t b-r-e-a-k-t-h-r-o-u-g-h...
One of the Cure's gothier moments bizarrely hijacked by a Spandau Ballet-esque saxophone solo. Yes, a sax solo. On a Cure record. What were they thinking???
I fell in love with that song a long time ago. Still love it.
Never mind the saxophone. :P
Avril Lavigne. I can't be told "how life is" by a 15 year old. Makes my blood boil to this day.
but yeah, totally agree.
Never knew how much I loved ya til you was dead-dead-dead
Generally awful lyrics that have delay slapped on the most awful bit.
Also along the lines of bad moments in songs live, here's a good Radiohead one http://youtu.be/MEjJuvJPHm8?t=2m25s
LONG LIVE POP
of that god-awful waanhaa, waanhaa (or whatever the eff it is) that starts Dude (Looks Like a Lady)
Fuck off you cunts.
"So you take a picture of something you see
In the future where will I be?"
"Let's talk, let's talk"
Basically a cynical way of writing a song that would fit perfectly into either a mobile phone or digital camera television advert - because they're hard up and could do with a few extra quid...
it's this lyric in the Black Eyed Peas song 'Don't Stop the Party':
'... at the party partyin'...' Really, you're at a party, and you're partyin'!? What a bunch of idiots.
Minnie Ripperton - Loving You
When she screeches the high notes at the end of the chorus.
'I love you'
Shakes me to my very core every time, especially on this video
the scariest thing about this, as is so often the case on Youtube, is the user comments:
'Ahh REAL MUSIC something weve been denied of since 2000?'
'this is what? REAL music USED to be.'
'the music of today? is such a crap. THIS is music!'
Ruins such a great song.
It's like some 14 year old girl's horribly written diary.
Even worse that they actually play the monologue when they play the damn song live.
There's a very interesting line about Mr So Solid #47 putting his money in a high interest savings account, rather than frittering it all away on guns and ho's.
They don’t know about my crew,
They don’t know what I do,
They don’t know about my flow,
They don’t know where I go,
They don’t know about my click,
They don’t know about my shit,
They wanna know about my doe,
But I don’t spend it let it grow.
I really wanna really big coat (with words on it)
What do you want for tea? (I want crisps)
Why didn't you join the team? (I just didn't)
is the best moment in the Kaiser Chief's catalogue.
which is a rip off of Oh My Darling Clementine is the worst bit of music the world have ever witnessed.
And I'm including Scouting for Girls in that.
Oh shut the fuck up Billy you miserable twat.
to awful human.
The afternoon was very clear
The sun was beating down on me
I got thirsty for a beer
That I had to go to sea
The sea was very rough
It made me feel sick
But I like that kind of stuff
It beats arithmetic
THE CAT SAT ON THE MAT
HE HAD A RED HAT
I sit & watch the scores
I listen to The Coors
Behind closed doors
Barney was never the greatest lyricist in the world but since NO reformed in 2001 he's really plumbed the depths.
NO WAIT MAKE IT GO FAST AGAIN WHAT IS THIS SHIT
I'm gonna jump the walls and run
I wonder if they'll miss me
I won't miss them
The cemetery is my home
I want to be a part of it
Invisible to the night
Then I'll read poetry to the stones
Maybe one day I could be one of them…
Wise and silent
I'm 15 years old
And I feel it's already too late to live
I have to avert my ears when that bit kicks in.
The reason why
The reason why
I had to die
Did I bleed
The blood of greed
What was my destiny?
pretty much ruined the whole album for me. It's the way she says it i think.
Of About You Now by the Sugababes.
Where you get the tail end of the previous track and the beat fading in. It's almost as if they KNOW that's the one song people will cherry pick
and far from anything resembling a worst moment
will be next, will be next, will be next.
I love the guitar and the rest of the lyrics and it should be a brilliant song, but that bit at the end of the chorus totally ruins it.
if i can shoot rabbits/then i can shoot fascists is a particular cringeturd
I do like the guitar at the start though.
but as soon as he starts singing, that's my cut off
is a quote from a farmer who went to fight in the Spanish Civil War.
but when the manics sing it with all their sixth form po faced bullshit, it's a cringeturd.
there's something so horribly empty and depressing about this whole song, i think it might be the overall worst song.
Read some Byron, Shelley and Keates,
Recited it over a HIP. HOP. BEAT.
to Some Girls are Bigger than Others where the music suddenly drops then fades in. That said, at least it's interesting.
DEAAAAD- DEAAAD- DEAAAAAD
in an age of... m'drrrr'nteeee...
awful song on a wonderful album
What would we do?
Usually drink, usually dance, usually bahhhbble
'Me like it when you' .... FUCK OFF!
HAHAHA jack my swag