Pavement - No life singed her
Chorus sounds like "no time for gingers now"
youtube lets you link to an exact moment in a video now, see below.
now it sounds like "no life for gingers now"
Thought the same until I looked at the song titles. Preferred the ginger bashing tbh.
In the shadows where they hate Zane Lowe
(from the start)
Did anyone see that snowman, standing with Zane Lowe?
there's a bit in 'such a sad puppy dog' that sounds like....'they put a cat, on louie's head, now they've murdered ham'
you can pretty much make up your own lyrics for everything on the album. it reminds me of when adam buxton did that thing where he put funny subtitles underneath the songs on songs of praise.
i'm not sure if their staggeringly bad diction makes me like them more or less.
had a line about "aiming for the Pulitzer Prize".
Turns out it's "Peanut butter pudding surprise". I think I'm going to pretend my version is the real one.
My dad always used to sing out loud "ICE CREEEAAAMMM", twat.
But I just overheard her telling my brother about a song called 'Tumbling'.
TUMBLIN WHEN AM WALKIN WI SPIIIIIDURS.
Said, 'It's 10 o'clock and I am walking with spiders.' Matt would be proud to use that as a substitute I feel.
new sensations, let me feel the pleasures of another man
Was very upset to read the real lyrics online.
That is a quite heartbreaking story
I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF!! OPEN A WINDOW!!
Quotation marks fail LOL
Amazing misheard lyric.
You've either improved or ruined one of my favourite Fugazi songs. I can't decide yet!
Follow me now as I finger the ghost.
that is so beautiful.
I'm headin' down the highway like a battering ram, on a Cilla Black mountain bike
Give it up - FART remover!
Used to think it was 'cause the boy scouts closer to edge and I'm about to break' for some reason.
I'm fucking near, can you help me put my truck in gear
Here she is miming it (kind of) in what must have been quite a career low point
my liftshare suddenly wakes up and comments on the Catapult chorus, "Whats he singing? Catfood?". And it really does sound like that, which is now how I hear it, every time. Cheers matey
one, two , three, RIBENA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7Dyvr74JT8 TOP SONG
The jailor's not my son
IN THE PARLANCE OF A CUPCAKE;
I AM A CUP OF TEAAAAAA
[ANY COMBINATION OF UNINTELLIGIBLE WORDS EVER]
in Elbow's Neat Little Rows as "lay my balls in the coleslaw"
Not an image of guy garvey I especially wanted
For years I thought one of the lines was "I'm standing in the middle of the Road with my pants behind me" as opposed to "pants behind me".
My sister thought The Clash's Janie Jones second line was "he's in love with terry's All Gold" rather than "he's in love with rock n roll woah".
**past behind me** - sorry still drunk after new year.
What have I become, my Swedish friend?
She likes the band cause they're good in the sack
Oh, fisty wanderer..
in the first line
Sweet Nothing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17ozSeGw-fY
Was convinced she said she was "living on sexy island". Then again, also thought she was bellowing "sieg heil" like a glorious banshee Nazi at one point too.
One of my friends is convinced it's "sexy elephant"
(Shania Twain, That Don't Impress Me Much)
The opening lines still sound to me like
"The sun lays low on a solemn city
And all I see is sexual bread"
Genuinely thought the main line to Professional Widow by Tori Amos was...
SCABBY BITCH! SCABBY BITCH!
actually was "You gotta be gay, you gotta be gay.."
Chicken steak chicken steak chicken steak
this constant erection is more like an exception.
I stopped and waited for progress
I stopped and waited for progress
I stopped and waited
But I’m not willing to have sex at all
recently told me that for years he thought the lyrics to the TLC song were 'Don't go, Jason Waterfalls'
My mate also thought this as a kid... so weird.
" Can't sleep when the bedsheet farts "...
Heard as since I met you.
"I found the world summin' ta do"
Save us all, tell me life is beautiful.
Like the character from Winnie the Pooh.
Hey Ya by Outkast ( of course)
Shake it like a polar bear ninja
in the kind of background 'who's he think he is?' bit I somewhat inexplicably heard that as 'boobie pinkies'which I always thought was a little odd in the context of the song.
I've got a penis that'll rip through the very fabric of time
for those not being the proper lyrics
with the mars volta that just might be the actual lyrics.
with a purple operator & a 50 cent ham
I know I've read the actual lyrics somewhere, but I continue to sing them wrong on purpose.
BRINGING ME DOWN
MAKING MY ARSE FEEL SORE,
'COS IT'S GAY!
The lyric is 'Cause every supersonic jerkoff who plugs into the game' sounds to me like 'Cos I'm A Supersonic Gerbil who will punch you 'til your Gay'
Spc Eco - Don't Know Ever
It really sounds like Rose is singing in the opening line
I'm Yours, for any kind of bottom noise!!
I don't think your eggy bread is ready..
pretty sure in the "Down in the trenches" verse he says something about a "Mangina's right angle"
is about time travelling with Chris Benoit if you hear the same misheard lyric me and my brother used to sing
Seriously thought "Whole days spent throwing sticks into streeeeeams" went "Whole days spent watching Sex and the CitEEEEEEE"
However I did actually think the line in She Is Suffering was "I find the cat strangled alive from a tree."
Im a hot-blooded, chicken of the sea,
got a fever of 103
sounds like "none of you n****s have seen the CLUNGE that I've seen" rather than "kind of shit". When I'm rapping along (yeah yeah) I always say clunge. Always.
don't call it a cumbath
At least a thousand. No question. And I thought the line was "You shoulda built a wall, not of brick," rather than "You shoulda built a wall, not a bridge." My wife pointed it out to me. I felt like an imbecile.
In worse news, though, a friend of mine believed that Alanis Morissette sings "cross-eyed bear," rather than "cross I bear" in "You Oughta Know". So. I'm not the worst.
When "Atlas" by Battles came out, someone here posted, as a joke, "People won't be people when they eat this sandwich," and now I can't not sing it like that, EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THE REAL WORDS. I want to get it tattooed on me somewhere.
We took a ride on the chute-de-chute / the girl that sat beside us almost puked...
You never know how great her tits can feel when you stop at the top of a ferris wheel...
come on in Cheryl Baker
Packing up, shagging, thats all you wanna do.
She's got BETTER DAYS IN SIGHT.
*in my defence, this was when I didn't know the song title obvs, just from hearing it on the radio.
"You're all have in this teenage twilight
Your god-damn hair and your pebbles for eyes"
I just can't believe you smell.
in helena by MCR, he actually sings "WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT I COULD SAY?" instead of "WHAT'S THE WORST THING I COULD SAY?" and if you slow the song down you can hear the fastest little 'that'
it's just, why? one of life's great mysteries
"what's that song Tom Jones is signing just now, Sex pom? Sex Monk or something?" - A guy my mate used to work with about Tom Jones's sex bomb.
Your maggot's burnt by the hobbits you've learnt
Sammy Lee! Sammy Lee! I don't feel so insecure..
and she's giving out favours like they're just another meal
Now Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Hattie Jacques
I'm havin' cheese with my baked beans, she's over there, yeah
but Jared takes it from ya