Best thing I've read in ages:
I especially like 'better amps'.
It was not a simple banal mop top, but a flowing length of rock hair perfectly suited to all sexes alike. This androgynous quality in hair made Liam more dragon breed than exquisitely British breed. For this transcendence in haircut, Oasis get a rank above The Beatles again.
I'm pretty sure it was serious as well, difficult though that is to believe.
The comments underneath are the funniest.
Anyone who got into Oasis in the mid 90’s saw Liam Gallagher’s moccasin shoes and bought them right after. These shoes epitomized the blithe attitude of being great but not having to tell everyone about it.
Only George Harrison had a hot chick and she was soon taken away by the basic bluesman Eric Clapton.
But... bleh. It was just kind of sad. (Maybe I'm just tired today). Is it real?
my favourite bit: "Oasis tour the globe all the time. Every time they release an album, you can find them in places as far off as Japan to New York City." Very obscure locations indeed.
And I am not a fan of oasis. Shows how much I fucking hate the Beatles.
I'm expecting "10 reasons Why Beady Eye Are Better Than Oasis" any day now.
even though I can't listen to any Oasis album that isn't Definitely Maybe any more. Which shows you how overrated I think the Beatles are.
Yes, Tony McCarroll and his 'lovechild of Doyle from the Professionals' mop attracted scores of imitators