Debut Single by Sweet Gorilla
Youth spots Sweet Gorilla !!
After 10 years gigging and recording for their own enjoyment, London band Sweet Gorilla are being mentored by legendary music creative force Youth, who has very kindly produced their first single for them.
The band was spotted by Youth at a gig at The Half Moon, Putney. He selected ‘Feels like I’m still in love’ as the debut for the band.
All lyrics and music are written by lead guitarist and vocalist Pav Sharda, who first started writing songs for Sweet Gorilla in 2000. The other band members are Martin Whitaker, Mark Law, Ollie Chubb and Brett Henning.
Pav, who makes a living as a guitar teacher and songwriter in South London, has worked with many up and coming stars. He said that the band had been surprised to get the call from Youth, who he had met briefly last year.
“When I met Youth he asked me to play him some of our stuff. This was music we’d recorded at my home for people who came to our gigs to listen to, but of course we imagined how it would sound produced to the highest level. Youth said they were just sketches and they needed to be sorted out, but he was inquisitive enough to turn up at a gig we had at The Half Moon Putney. He said he liked our ‘shine’ and ‘vibrancy’. Two weeks later he got in touch and offered to produce us at a studio in Kingston.”
Working with Youth had been like being in the presence of “a force of nature”, he said.
“The kind of atmosphere he created during the recording fitted right in with our desire to concentrate on the music. We’re glad to be associated with someone as talented and experienced as Youth, who still believes that the music comes first."
The first result is ‘Feels like I’m still in love’, an uplifting pop/rock song inspired by a moment of doubt in a relationship. “It’s about when a distance opens up, where familiarity means you take your partner for granted and can’t see the good sides,” said Pav. “It’s only by having some distance that you learn to appreciate that you miss that person.”
Sweet Gorilla already have plans to release follow-up single ‘King of the World’, and an album 'Feels Like Im Still In Love' in 2011.
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Pavement
thanks very much i will deffo check this out!
!!!!!!!!!!111111111111
Feels Like I'm Still In love - Sweet Gorilla Band
Love this track - Really happy - Very catchy ! x
what instrument do you play in Sweet Gorilla?
I've Read It- Great thread- Flange, Ronson, Pav_Sharda are all imposters, none them are Pav. So who are they?
Feels Like I'm Still In LOVE - Sweet gorilla band
Awesome song ! Just downloaded - thanks for the tip . Charlie !
Nice track.
"Ollie Chubb"
Sweet Gorilla Band - Feels like
Well curious I was and have given It a blast - Guess what ? I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!! A bit Smiths with an edge .
Sweet Gorilla
keep it up - great single!
Sweet Gorilla - Debut Single
Choice ! Just checked It out on "Subculture " and you can listen to It there . Totally agree with Youth and the reviewer . Its a cracking track !
Sweet G debut
Yep, love It , son Will really likes It .
I want to hear more about son Will
He feels like an underdeveloped character in this narrative.
This is easily the most hilariously cringeworthy bit of jaggerypokery on DiS for ages.
All it needs is for all the "different" people posting saying like they like this to start talking to each other and it'll be perfect.
it is pretty uncomfortable to read
a bit like a birthday party where the only guests who show up are old chainsmoking aunts
But still the host keeps rushing up to tell you what a brilliant time everyone's having...
Who's the bitch ?
Shaft?
Sweet Gorilla - Feels Like I'm Still In Love
Whilst this Is a pop/rock type number , this band are also a real creative Indie outfit . Probably the closest thing to Pink Floyd that has come out of the music scene for years . By not not being Pink Floyd they seem to go places Floyd couldn't . As a fan I love their ability to go from catchy type poppy/rock stuff to the real authentic ambient stuff progressive thematic stuff . What wonderful about them is they just make music have fun and don't give a shit about fame or what anyone else thinks .
"By not not being Pink Floyd they seem to go places Floyd couldn't"
So they are Pink Floyd?
Sweet Love - Feels Like I'm Still a Gorilla
I've just checked it out and I think arun is massively underselling this band. They're easily better than Pink Floyd. In fact, if you imagine Floyd and Bowie having an orgy with Marvin Gaye next to the biggest wind turbine in Scotland you're not even close to picturing the exact experience of listening to a song like this.
That said, I think it's important to focus on what's going on beyond the music as the band are so much more than that. The lead singer once wrote a song so amazing it literally cured a puppy's cancer.
And I heard a rumour that a member of the band (wouldn't be appropriate to say which) is hung like the Caucasian Chalk Circle and once had sex with a woman and it was so good that she's still having the orgasm nine years later.
But the best thing of all - the absolute and faraway best thing of all - is they're just a bunch of guys just having fun and not worrying if they get famous or not. Though they will get famous of course when the drummer comes up with the plan that solves the financial crisis.
Sweet Love - Feels Like I'm Still In Love
Yep Cheese - I love Cheese so sue me ! Orpheus sod the orgasm, your post will keep me giggling for a while . Having said that - ITS A F!!!!!!!!!G awesome song !
Where's Gary and his stupid t-shirt site when you need him?
Someone's been at a loose end this week.
Still, making up multiple false accounts to post compliments about your own song sure passes away the time, eh?
No Skanking Going On
Hey Brian
I'm Pav the songwriter . We have posted the link to this forum on about 5 different sights . Our Facebook site for the track has over 900 members and the website gets loads of hits . I think you'll find the comments apart from Ronson ones are genuine . Sounds like some of you might have something to to do with running this site . With that be grateful for all the traffic that we are sending to It as I'm sure them like I ,had never heard of It before . As for that cussing and slating , thats totally cool. Some of It Is hilarious . Keep the jokes going guys as musicians who take themselves or their too serious are BORING !
If you guys are In any doubt e- mail the lot and you'll see they are genuine .
we're very grateful for the four or five short term members you've brought,
It makes an Infinitely Important Impact on the traffic.
Rich men count their pennies
Morons spell 'it's' as 'Its'
Spring Chickens think they're Chickens ! x
At Christmas Chicken thinks it's Turkey !
Water aspires to be beer!
monkeys think they're Gorillas! me thinks they're sweet monkeys
a unicycle thinks its a bicycle, but its only half of what a bicycle could ever be
A Goose could become a Moose!
Guyhousername could become a Cauliflower !
Codswallops could become god!
Moker could become so angry that he could fuel the next space shuttle with his own energy!
penis?
PETE FLANGE
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001492286437
Hey Pav the songwriter!
I hope you bring the same grasp of grammar, punctuation and sentence construction to your songwriting as you do to your internet forum commenting. I hope that your career, just like your website, gets 'loads of hits'.
*websight
*webshite
HURR HURR
This an impostor-who are you really Ronson-sorry your not Pav!
Who is Ronson? If he's not Pav?
Who the hell is Ronson really?
GAREEEEE! GARY, WE NEED YOU!
gr8 song! LUV IT
u guys reli no how 2 rok!
U R GAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgYS9tlF7eg
http://mag.bent.com/2010/11/singles-december/
Check this Review
Or try this
http://mag.bent.com/2010/11/singles-december/
Mature and catchy
Which is not a common combination. Feels like I'm still in love with this song. The melody stays with you (at least, it did with me). The vocals are especially pleasing. This definitely sounds like hit material.
Hilarious.
I think it may be officially the time to change the term jag to sweet gorilla
I’m not sure if this works as well because of how long it is.
For instance “this is obviously a sweet gorilla” or “this sweet gorilla is far too obvious” maybe even “can’t believe they would have such an obvious sweet gorilla” just doesn’t sound right does it
absolutely
sweet gorilla is much better than jag. seconded
just realized i seconded a claim you weren't making
carrion
well I mean, if enough people start using it, it would change
and maybe we aren't just use to it yet, I guess we'll see
I think we should have a try and see if it sticks
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4267429#r5772232
Review - Sweet Gorilla Band - Single
Thought I'd hate It , but Its actually pretty good .
it's fucking cum up the arse
sort me one for my Cat!
oh manno, i might need two-o- !
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01374/Ride-a-lion_1374985i.jpg
Marcia - cat
Belamodena - human
Hmm, think that's just you mate.
Ya might wanna get some help for your attraction to large felines, eh?
Massive pussies don't do it for me I'm afraid
Oh You Whatto Songo!
Me -z a big fan of De Sweet Gorilla . Ya Maan love dis Feels Like ting . Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood SONGO . Makes me Pussies Happy! GR8 SONGO !
I like turtles.
Why bitter about sweet gorilla?
I saw these guys live last year and they were really good.Great playing without the pose.
"Feels like i am still in love" epitomises their driving melodic sound.
If you like bands with soaring choruses and uplifting tunes then these guys are worth a listen.
Sometimes the heirs of the Beatles and Big Star are in favour and sometimes not but well crafted songs are always a good thing.
You seem like an utter cunt.
This is amazing!
Post Count Per User
for each reply
---------------------- = How likely a band is to be worth checking out
Total number of Replies
to the thread
not sure if I have to sign up anew
to post in this thread. Is there a Maximum previous post limit?
A Tune It Is and a Killer Tune !
I shall present this tune to the Queen In the hope that she will sing It to the people at her next public address . Gr8 Tune!
Hi Honey , this ones gonna make me part with my money !
Come on girls, groovy track I LIKE IT ! Sing with me " Feels Like I'm Still In Love " . Don't worry baby be home soon !
Big Monkey make Sweet Song !
Cool Dude!
feels like im still in love kicks ass!!
great song must download. ass kicking track
kicks my ass!
Good thread, would read again
Not gonna listen to Sweet Gorilla though. If I did, the man would win.
Well I did cousin and the Gorilla put the Sweet up my Ass !
This Is a cool tune bruv ! Always try to hate things first . Looks like this act are gonna be big . Checked the website and looks like all the hype Is for real . Youth Is a legend, he's produced a few of my favourite acts .
Yep takes time to read but I think Is a great thread . THE GORILLA WON!
All these new posters seem to think you need to put a space before punctuation.
I Feelin It
nice...
Bent mag review
SWEET GORILLA
Feels Like I’m Still in Love
December release
This is an uplifting pop/rock song inspired by a moment of doubt in a relationship. There’s a shine and vibrancy to this band that gives their music a nice, round newness that will appeal to indie fans and emo kids the world over. With mentoring and production coming from Youth, you can rest assured that this track bangs and bounces and thrills in all the right places. Stephen/ Bent
AAA Music review by Roberta Capuano
Sweet Gorillas can boast about a legendary producer, Youth, who produced during his career the likes of U2, Verve and Depeche Mode. The band was spotted by Youth at a gig at The Half Moon, Putney. He selected ‘Feels like I’m still in love’ as the debut for the band and Youth himself introduced their single on You Tube praising the band, saying that they’re gonna be the next U2 and describing their sound like a mix of Pink Floyd and Explosions in the sky, so I wonder what kind of band I’m gonna listen to and my expectations are very high…
Indeed Feels like I’m still in love is across U2 and Manic Street Preachers but probably they have chosen the catchiest tune to debut and it’s a cunny move. There’s a good taste for airy refrain while the verse is a bit darker with the lilting guitar, reminding something of last Pink Floyd, for example the way the singer Pav Sharda pronounces words, with a certain solemnity.
It’ s definitely a pop/rock song that I’m sure will arouse the attention of people and media, Sweet Gorillas have true qualities and a good producer and they can gain a good place in the present music scene.
Sweet Gorilla already have plans to release follow-up single ‘King of the World’, and an album ‘Feels Like Im Still In Love’ in 2011.
All lyrics and music are written by lead guitarist and vocalist Pav Sharda, who first started writing songs for Sweet Gorilla in 2000. The other band members are Martin Whitaker, Mark Law, Ollie Chubb and Brett Henning.
Author: Roberta Capuano
:'D
'cunny move' :'D
Subculture review - In Rated
Sweet Gorilla ‘Feels Like Im Still In Love’ by vision music promotions
‘Feels Like I’m Still In Love’ is the debut single from Sweet Gorilla. Hand picked and produced by Youth, the single seems reminiscent of that Northern Soul, made in Manchester vibe - possibly because Youth is the renowned producer The Verve’s ‘Urban Hymns’.
Sweet Gorilla’s track comprises soothing melodies with the captivating vocals of front-man Pav Sharda, producing music with a similar sound to that of The Smiths but with less of a melancholy tone.
Below is a video of Martin Glover a.k.a Youth talking about producing the record and working with the band…
www.sweetgorillaband.com
Tags: Fred Perry Subculture, Grapevine, Rated, Sweet Gorilla
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Peter Coulston – Xstream East Indie Radio
It's a lot of fun and I will be playing it.??Online: www.xstreameast.co.uk
The Musical Pharmacy on Isles FM?
Like the single, very Inspiral carpets which is no bad thing. ??Online: http://www.myspace.com/musicalpharmacy ? http://www.isles.fm/index.php/shows/isles-fm-programmes?
Pete Avery – CityBeat Radio?
Just to say thanks for the Sweet Gorilla promo its great, I've playlisted it already and have it on heavy rotation!??Please keep me informed about the band (and other artists you're covering)?I'd love to hear the album...?
Liz Hardwick - Preston FM?
Great track with sweet vocals and great drums shining through. It’s on our A list. Thanks so much for sending the CD. ??Online: www.preston.fm
Metro FM
Very good quality track. This is sounding strong within the first 20 seconds. It has the audience hooked. Played on the show tonight for the first time, will retain and continue to play. Very impressed, easily my favourite track received from you yet. Many thanks, full support from me.??Best?Chris
Wow, this song is brilliant !
Where can I illegally download a copy ?
Behave dude!
Its on every download site, go to Itunes . We need to support the music Industry!
Yeah sorry
I realise how important it is to support talented, innovative, hardworking bands like Sweet Gorilla but I really need to hear this single. It's been getting some fantastic reveiws:
http://www.themusiccritic.co.uk/2010/12/sweet-gorilla-band-feels-like-im-still.html
http://www.tastyfanzine.org.uk/singles105dec10.htm#SweetGorilla
strong posting
Pink Floyd the Wall was hailed as one of the worst albums ever by the critics! Some hate you some love you!
A different cuppa
Music is subjective I guess, I quite like the track myself. Bit of a change from the fear and loathing, off time discord stuff (which I also like)that seems to be the reviewers cuppa.
So! won't stop me from being a fan .
On this site there are about 10 bitter twisted fucks who clearly want to just play games . Clearly most of them work for Drowned On sound. Everyone has different opinions In music and to post those two up there to make a point Is just childish . Everyone check the profiles of all these bitter ones and see how many postings they've made. Does that look like an average forum user . Let them have their fun and lets hope the band does because I for think they are great. Oh so does Youth by the way who Is one of the best most respected producers In the world .
I wish we all worked for Drowned in Sound
sadly, Sean keeps refusing to pay us for our valuable contributions.
wut?
I've been counting on a penny a word..... This is a joke right?
What is
a 'Drowned On sound'?
I was holding it in, but sorry
Drowned On Sound has beaten me :'''''''')
DoSer
Me too!
"The lack of depth to the songwriting is only highlighted even more in the truly diabolical chorus which is blandness personified."
:D
More Good reviews you get then more bad reviews you will get also!
Don't worry honies, i like you!
Pulse Radio Ireland
Very catchy!... we all agree goning to A-List for 3 Weeks, see how it goes
Nice one
Kindest
Ben
HI I'm Vewegan
I've posted all the reviews above . These are only some of whats been recieved . Cheers Vewegan
SOUNDS LIKE A GAY ELF
or a fundamentalist vegetable worshipping piss-artist
ha
or a fundamentalist vegetable worshipping piss-artist
:'''''''''D
Cool song
yeah i like the song, very nice to listen to while driving
fucking hell, look at those reviews, i'm sold
This is more like trolling than jagging now isn't it
I'm starting to think so.
I don't know whether to bite anymore.
Boring Troll
Hey Ithica
Hey, i saw this band live with my girlfriend in london, march time. And we both thought they were awesome. The band have got a real energy about them, even when they do the more moody atmospheric stuff. Thing for me is they appeal to guitar players, which is what i'm into, and at the same time to my girlfriend.
Apologies to the cynics on this page but every huge talent gets slated and these guys are know exception. Youth who Is a legend believes In them and have you ever seen a Facebook page with nearly a 1000 likes for a single. One day somebody like sony will realise what there missing out on.
Apart from that, there great entertainment and know how to get a crowd going :)
Hey Kuljinder
Hey, I had sex with my girlfriend. Thing is, sex appeals to humans, which is what I'm into, and ar the same time to my girlfriend.
p.s what a story
This is no story, this is the truth that brings the glory.
Is this a site for people with nothing better to do than take the piss out of bands? Some of its fun, but some of its for real cynics who clearly have some major issues and they need their mummy.
It's definitely not a site
For people who can't deal with a bit of criticsm towards bands they like, especially when they've been promoting them to the point of trolling
I haven't got to the bottom of this thread yet.
Does it turn out to be a scam by CG/OTP?
no-one has taken the piss out of the mighty sweet gorilla
i think i would be the first person to defend them, don't worry
Me to ithica!
Man you sound like a Troll!
^enjoys pop cultural references
:D
*shrugs*
'salright.
The way this is going, it's only a matter of time before 'Sweet Gorillaing' takes its place alongside JAG in the DiSlexicon
I am disappointed by this thread.
I thought Sweet Gorilla was going to be some sort of chillwave.
Sounds like your disappointed In your whole existence!
I am actually.
Sweet Gorilla was supposed to save me just in time for Christmas but i'm more confused with humanity then ever before. :(
I'm not trying to take the piss here viper1510...
but I really wouldnt' recommend getting too carried away by the reviews (especially as it has to be said quite a few them are a bit lukewarm).
Many people in indie bands can produce an equally 'impressive' list of reviews on indie websites. Hell, I'm happy to produce mine if you want. I'm not bragging but it's a bit more impressive than what you've produced here.
I'm not bragging because it ultimately doesn't mean that much in the grand scheme of things. It's nice to get good reviews and you feel good about yoursel for a while as a result but don't fall into the trap of thinking they mean the band are going to make it as a result because it sure as Hell doesn't mean that.
The masses aren't suddenly going to come flocking to the gigs and good reviews don't necessarily transfer into sales, let alone fame. Similarly 1000 people 'liking' a single on Facebook means fuck-all unless they all buy it.
Ultimately if you get too self-congratulatory on this kind of stuff you're only going to head for a fall when you realise it hasn't transferred into the worldwide fame you've assumed.
Who's this the Guru of music!
I've read this forum a few times and the only thing contrived about it is that some of you ex gist In a completely bitter state . Check this guywithnousername out he's fucking 28 with a face like a pumpkin
telling us how fucking good his music Is. Listen Guy I am a fan like many others so deal with It! This guy sounds like a jealous prick . If your such an oracle how come you haven't told us that the people run these forums have declared war on It for the hell of It . All we need Is Guy to become a fucking politician . By the way who makes money from selling records anymore?
Funny how all these 'different' people
all have the same typing tic - namely the inappropriate capitalisation of 'i's.
Don't be silly.
You are not a fan.
You are either:
a) in the band
b) a friend of the band
c) working for the label in some capacity.
None of us are jealous. Just a little amused to be honest.
Missed me
I'm a fan
Sorry, don't believe you.
Me too
I'm also a fan
I'm a fan too!
Lol j/k guys
sTEFGAN?
Do you believe In yourself! Mr Slaine_Skelton
Check Saps out! Reminiscent of the Gestapo man!
You are In ze band!
You are a friend of ze band!
You are working for the label In some capacity!
You vill be telling me who you are!
Prior to these suggestions Flange was a great guy. He never realized that Intensive questioning could pin him Into a corner that he could not escape from. Flange loves to help old woman carry their shopping. He also loves to save kittens from canals. He also loves running to the aid assylum seekers . He also loves swimming with hooligans. He also loves cookies on a dark night . He also loves Germans even If some deluded Individuals think they are SAPS!
I heard
the Gestapo also like swimming with old women and helping kittens carry their hooligans?
So we're agreed you and flange are the same person now?
Do you not feel at all daft pretending to be your own fan earlier?
I definitely think that's the kind of thing I'd get embarrassed by.
No we all have complex personalities! I think you could wake up embarrassed and we would have to cuddle you! Your a great guy Guyhousername learn to fire from the front and keep your butt clean!
Me too!
I'm a fan.
Me too!
Congratulations on missing my point completely.
I'm not in the last bit jealous. And I haven't said a word about how good my music is - just that a lot of indie bands get some positive reviews they can produce when need be but it's best not to read too much into them or brag about them too much because it doesn't necessarily mean you'll become superstars.
As for jealousy, my entire pont is as things stand Sweet Gorilla have done nothing for me or anyone else in an indie band to be jealous of. Maybe if you - let's not kid ourselves here, I'm sure the administrators could confirm your ip address is the same as several as the other posters on here and it's pretty clear you're a member or promoter of the band - do achieve the success you believe yourself to be destined for we'll all be jealous.
But for now we're all in the same boat scrabbling about for the crumbs of comfort that keep us going in the face of general public indifference to our musical endeavours. Rather than jealous of you, I merely feel a bit sorry for you for believing anything else to be the case.
you utterly desperate shitty little man
Can't say I've ever heard of Sweet Gorilla
Any good ;)
they split up
No man they got back together
Singer was eaten by a shark
singer ate the Shark
*Jumped
Actually singer ate the Shark slowly man and surfed It Into the harbour . Man when he got home he ate the rest .
Oh Pav,
whoops I mean ronson... oh, hang on, I mean flange...
you are a CARD!
Sorry Brian you haven't been speaking to Pav!
:'D
honestly, best thread of the music board in ages.
has anyone heard the dubstep remix?
The one that goes WOMP WOMP WU-WU-WU-WU-WOMP?
Nope, it's this one!
http://tinyurl.com/3326uqw
Like it!
No goes tunka tanka Guyhousername,Guyhousername, Codswallop Banging1
This whole thing is hilarious. Guywithnousername is a dick!
Small dick!xxxxx
Ok, I've reached the bottom.
Where's the big reveal?
Well you're not going to find you chalice there! Turn your head back to the front and look down you Saps!
well that's Christmas sorted for this year
Sweet Gorilla singles for the whole family!
HAHAHAHA!
Gorillas for the whole family. Sweet! Should be the songs music video :D
:D
8=======D - - - - - - - - - - [8:)<O<
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I for no English too gud but is
bigCocks is jizz on a Gorrill. ;-D
you think nice?
Nasty
X-rated animal porn weird and nasty. I'll save that for later.
programmer joke
What about my aunt?
Most embarrassing one yet?
this or that Bull and Gate-based one?
Christ
What one was the Bull and Gate one?
I dunno, I really like this one, just for the first 20 or so posts being the same person on multiple accounts.
OLLIE CHUBB.
Oh some girl
pretended to be walking through NW5 and wanted to get out of the rain so she spent £6 to get into a gig at the Bull and Gate. Was pretty cool.
Think they came clean after a while though.
ehwhat!
Not just just a clever name ;)
ooer...emoticons
#bassist
Different strokes
Guitarist, different band. DOGBONFIRE, yeah!
Whaa... I like emoticons...
Lover
Guys your a lovely bunch!
The only band member here Is me! This Is all just a bit of fun . We've got nothing to achieve from a forum apart from having fun . People can post what they want we can't stop them . IP addresses won't prove anything as people may be using communal computers as we know they are In one studio . As mentioned earlier we've promoted this forum and you'll find they are all real people . Go ahead you have everyones details, contact them. You'll probably find most of them on Facebook . Also looks like someone has posted the reviews from our website- looks cool . Like It or hate It thanks or listening!
Ronson me old chum...
Why do all your fans who are new to the board but who aren't you and who aren't in the band use capital 'I''s for every word that begins with one. I'm a but Intrigued, Is It a secret code between Sweet Gorilla fans? If so that's mega rad.
At Least we are chums!
Yes my father was radical. He used to be a member of socialist worker. Didn't give a crap about poor people though and would perform Indian dances to every Tory that would have him. His Marxist beard was always an issue so he painted it blue and glued a picture of Margaret Thatcher to It. In that environment I realized that gods can surprise at any point. Just as Codswallops has done tonight. The answer to your question Is - Just paint It and don't worry about the canvas or the brush. Use your face If all else fails, but please don't tell Guyhousername that!
Yeah I'm happy with that.
Thanks.
Don't think Ronson is who he says he is!
Ronson i love you!
Hi team!
this thread Is amazing, although It does make me feel like I'm in a schizophrenic's head .
By the way, who the fuck is Youth? Is it someone I'm supposed to have heard of, or is it someone 'all the posters' are pretending to have heard of, like Sweet Gorilla? It's pretty hard to Google.
"He is also working on Dundee band The View's third album"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Glover
Third album?
When the fuck did they drop their second on us?
He was in Killing Joke
and is a producer of considerable reknown.
But yeah - the thread just GIVES dunnit?
oh
well at least that's legitimate. He needs to teach his proteges about marketing techniques though.
Sod the marketing! We're having a giggle! Where else but a great forum like this!
Youth is
He's worked with almost everyone Including U2, The Verve, David Gilmour, Faith No more, Tom Jones, Guns n Roses, Dave Grohl, Muse and many more .
Well then, you certainly picked the right forum to SWEETGORILLA on
AND SWEET GORILLLA
that's not almost everyone
I want Youth to have worked with Slayer and The Bee Gees before I take him seriously.
Glad I wasn't the only one who didn't know who the fuck this Youth fella was. I love how his endorsement is supposed to floor us into amazement. Steve Albini has worked with a lot of people, yet quite a few of them have probably been shit.
Still haven't listened to Sweet Gorilla so don't take this as criticism, I just fucking love this thread.
David Gilmour Man - David Gilmour bro!
Youth was in Sweet Go... I mean, Killing Joke?
Fair. I didn't know that.
Don't forget The Mission...
he once worked with The Mission.
This thread is gold dust. Its so obviously a sweet gorilla. (We can start this now right?)
"Check this guywithnousername out he's fucking 28 with a face like a pumpkin"
:D
In my defence that photos a couple of years old.
I'd say it's more like a cauliflower now.
Is that because someone tried to smash it up after halloween?
No pic
Where's your pic Teeej?
I was left hideously difigured after an attack at monkey world so don't like to show my face.
It's actually why I hate 'Sweet Gorilla' as their name brings back horrible memories and implies something I know to be false.
The music is omg so good though! I especially love their melodic songs and the fact they dont care about being famous or anything, they just do it for the thrill.
Alright...
No need to get serious
It is indeed.
Has anyone got a link to the original JAG thread?
I've seen it before and it's a little disappointing.
Nowhere near this standard.
On a side note
Did you guys used to work out of a railway arch in Camberwell?
Assuming that's to me, not Camberwell no.
We've rehearsed in studios built into railway arches in Dalston and Stepney Green but never Camberwell.
DiS
I get a lot of mail for Drowned in Sound at my railway arch in Camberwell. Thought maybe it was based there for a while.
Ah
I don't work here - just hang round the office stealing the stationary.
I love this, especially the piss take on Guywithnousername!
Is he a turnip, pumpkin or what? Reading the following threads he get so excited man!
Au contraine mon Amigo
I've been randomly shouted at by the same internet nutjob under six different pseudonym. It's entirely beautiful.
it was there for a while.
great days.
i realise this comment will probably never be seen but i've only just seen this thread. for some reason.
The only arches in Dalston and Stepney Green are occupied by gay clubs!
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Helluva way to make your way back in Chupacabras.
Tried to listen
but that guy Youth talked all over it, saying "Hi I'm Youth". Unless they are the lyrics.
Anyway never mind. I just thought it might appeal to disabled juggalo bumsnoggers, which is what I'm into, and at the same time to my girlfriend who is a woman, bless her little head. It's good that they know how to get a crowd going though. Like kettling, or Black Lace.
Almost more sad than it is funny
but still pretty brilliant.
Codswallops loading It up!
Hey Codswallop, you could have listened to It In the time It took to write that . Looks like you've got a bit of Grecian on your sirrup going on there . Think you've frightened off your boys like Jesus throwing fruit around In the temple . Hey my bird thinks you look cute In that profile . Would you give Guyhousername a hug for me please, he's got a problem with his face . Think he'd do better as a preacher though or Sarah Palin's advisor . Hail Codswallops!
:'D
I find it bizarre you've decided to keep insulting me for making a balanced rational comment you didn't quite understand.
Not at all hurt by it, and kind of amused in a "what the fuck's this guy on" type way but is a little bit weird as behaviour goes.
My dear Guyhousername,one is sounding like the Judge, Jury and the Accused all rolled Into One!
My Guyhousername you have a wonderful face! Legend has that It has retained Its freshness through all the years of playing Chaz and Dave covers In smoke filled bars In Hoxton . Learn to love my dear, learn to kiss the sky at times as balance comes from understanding oneself and not necessarily from lecturing others . Having said don't be hurt Cock! we're all having fun here!
Have we just found God! CODSWALLOP GOD!
Sounds like a lovely boy!
You're embarrassing yourself, you loon.
I'm starting to like the guy.
Proper loon for sure but an entertaining one.
Your comment reads a lot like a review of Sweet Gorilla.
I wonder if he'll paste it on forums to drum up support for himself. With that said, I'm certain he's not interested in fame, much like Sweet Gorilla.
I think flange might have jumped on the bandwagon and is actually just a troll because
1) He's too funny
2) His name is too good and makes me giggle.
I hope he's real though, I love laughing at a mental.
If he's not real then he's certainly shrewd
for mimicking that odd tendency they all have to capitalise words that begin with 'I'.
I think they might be a cult. I'm slightly worried by all of this.
Flange is a great kisser!
Coja Is on our side!
Amazing scenes
I was sure this was just going to be some random dubstep blah. I take it nobody's actually listened to it?
I've listened to it.
Or at least the snippet on the website (bizarrely they've not put the full song up there). It's unsurprisingly well-produced acoustic pop music. Pleasant but a bit MOR for my taste. Sound-wise Richard Ashcroft's solo stuff is the closest comparison I'd use.
Codswallops Is definitely God!
Dear Father
How will you manage to find time for this my lord? We mere disciples can only hope and pray that you are not forced to eat a roast twice! As for your favorite desert, one hopes you are able to spend time with It. A quick one will not suffice my Lord!
Don't worry cd
Don't worry Codswallop i can give you some!
Ollie Chubb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3EwtkK98H4
Fuck me, Michael Rendall is Assistant Chief Engineer on the debut single and you can see and hear him in the video!
1:30
He's so enthusiastic that he gets the song title wrong.
yeahhhhh! he washes his back twice a day!
great thread
10/10 would read again
i especially like the bit where he abuses theguywithnousername, cos i like to abuse him too
true, it does make for good reading
especially the abusing of theguywithnousername, which is especially chucklesome.
I think you mean 'My dear Guyhousername'?
Hi everyone!
Just posting for posterity like. This being the ultimate JAG. It's what the JAG insult was made for. It also makes Sweet Gorilla Shit or whatever they're called look like prize cunts. And as they're mentioned so much, it'll pop up on google lots. KABOOM.
Calm down dear! Its only a commercial1
It seems that Moker Is a Poker with a temper. Emotional Imbalance has become a real point of concern with bloggers with more than 11,000 posts. There Is a great sense of triumph In your voice, reminiscent of a Roman Gladiator after having slaughtered all the savages. You see there never was any need to slaughter these savages. They should have been left to learn by starving and eating mud. In their desire to better themselves they would plaster posters everywhere, for them only to be torn down . The Roman Empire despised the savages, but that did not stop them from washing In their own urine and eating pigeons In one mouthful. You see you should learnt to love cheese . Ask Codswallops for a Stinking Bishop , you may find It calming. Don't worry about Sweet Gorilla we know we are shit1
do you work for Praxis Tents by any chance?
Who? what where?
:D
I never said you were shit
I said doing fake accounts to big up your band made you look like prize cunts.
You might be fantastic. I didn't listen.
Moker I love you anyway!
Lets leave all the I never said that and I never said this and I went to a college and fed the animals at the zoo! Not sure you were supposed to do that but I think we got something going bruv- Join my gang!
Oh by the way i did! I like shit I have no choice!
Ronson, Flange, Pav whatever! The guys a legend!
Your band name makes me wonder what fried gorilla in a pancake with sweet chilli sauce would taste like
something I will NEVER be able to know.
Cheers for that. And the lols, obviously.
Peace, dude!
Keep the peace! Does everybody have to argue?
I just wish we could bake a cake made of rainbows and sunshine and everyone would eat it and we'd all be happy.
But seriously the arguing's fun.
SWEET GORILLA FTW!!!
:D
Something about a youtube conspiracy.
The thread that keeps on giving
Amazing, amazing scenes
More cheese or more fun? Fans1.-Sweet gorilla Band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HglvhU13aI
Fans 2 - Sweet gorilla Band.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR4WXXCXJU
Fans- France- Sweet Gorilla Band
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SZ45YjJChM&feature=related
Cheese then? Don't you just love a bit of cheese?
Merci de ne pas faire intervenir les francais dans cette merde.
Nous sommes bien assez dans la merde comme ça.
lol
http://www.last.fm/music/Sweet%20Gorilla
Good stuff,well done finding them-have'nt heard them for years!
rofl
http://www.last.fm/music/Sweet+Gorilla+Band
wow
so... a lot of the content on Last FM is added by distributors. does that mean they got the name of the band wrong on the single?
AHAHAHAH
Cheers Guntrip - vintage stuff 10 yrs old - no longer on he agenda !
jesus wept
do you know how needy and cringeworthy you and this ronson guy sound? Every single one of your posts is trying to be slightly "lol we don't care what you think!" but you both come across as complete and utter bellends who seem to be typing with boxing gloves.
Also, don't bother replying with a 'cutting' remark because I won't read it.
Ok but I take It your happy?
Actually If you don't care why create a forum like this? Stop cringing angry man! Sounds like your the one taking yourself too seriously!
You misery guts! He's a star and hilarious!
You "both"?
THERE IS ONLY ONE OF THEM!
You mean one each!
Never mind Shucks you little prick! Your soaked in envy my little boy!
Bellends?
That's rich coming from you.
(I needed only this one post to make the fair assumption that you are, in fact, a bellend).
Good day.
Needs more beats and rhymes.
This thread
what a sweet gorilla
Have we reached the point where we pat them all (him) on the back and say thanks for your time while pushing him quite firmly out of the door?
Hey everyones missing the point!
Dude, what's life about if it's not a LOAD OF NONSENSE :DDD To be fair reading through this sounds like some peeps are just having a laugh and i think we all are as well! I think where we are all missing the point is that the band bit is just the vehicle to have a laugh with!! :D Think the whole thing is a great thread!!! :D
completely agree!!
For everyone's information there have been no multiple accounts made . A lot of students at the education centre have been using communal computers to post which will come up as the same I.P. address! and the band have got a lot of friends who are all just joining In the fun . I know Pav and he just a ball of fun , think he's just having a laugh and winding everyone up with his two characters . Knowing him as I do I would say that Shucks Is way off the mark and Teej not everyone who seems to be promoting their band Is necessarily doing that sometimes people do things just for the hell of it. We here at the education centre have been having loads of fun with this forum and think I haven't seen one like this before and i wish it all the success i could wish for!
This education centre can't be that good
seeing as it is teaching all of its students to put a space before punctuation, capitalise 'I's at random, etc. Still, at least it's consistent..
Ronson, your not Pav, so who the fuck are you?
He strikes me as the kind of person who, if you push him out the door, will just climb back in the through the window.
Or down the chimney perhaps given the time of year.
Excuse me! Who the hell is the impostor wrong_un?
Help! I caught my dad with my GF
Man, that was such a sweet griller.
underrated
Well, I like it.
You're all just jealous.
Yeah i agree they're Jealous or just stupid!
I for one like this track. Great thread. Miserable people who run the site and they antagonize people with their pre-conceived ideas. They can't take it when others are entertaining and they are not. Namely Shucks sounds like a complete tosser but Teej sounds like a cutie! Sweet Gorilla are awesome! Put that up your pipe and smoke it.
I agree,
shucks seems lIke a rIght wanker!
ehwat what are you doing using my name?
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Wrong-un's lying.
I'm Pav Sharda.
In fact I'll just come wholly clean.
Sweet Gorilla don't really exist. I edited Youth's Wikipedia page an then made up all these identities 'cos I was bored.
Sorry everyone!
Stop sayIng thIs!
I'm sorry Guyhousername!! I apologise for callIng you fat head!! Look at my profile pic! I have the fattest head of all!! I was only joking!!
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Yeah right.
I was joking but Pav_Sharda is blatantly Pav_Sharda. Why else would he call himself Pav_Sharda? Why would he have Pav's photo? The only possible explanation is that he is Pav_Sharda and you're the imposter.
EXACTLY Guyhousername!
Well looks whos stealing Identities - Guyhousername waht a Prick!
It's spelt what incidentally.
I've not stolen anyone's identity on this thread. But I did do all the posts by ronson.
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Look who's found some confidence! Guywithnousername, the smallest dick on the webb!
Truly I'm heartbroken.
But just for the record, I'm hung like Leamington Spa.
What a Dick! How funny! Guywithnousername is the real casualty here!
This prick is getting so excited. Hilarious band and probably the best wind up merchants i've seen. Guy it's a game you pumpkin and you've fallen right into the trap.
You're right. My previous post was so excited.
I'm getting incredibly wound up here and unable to see the funny side any of this. It's all making me so, so miserable.
There's nothing left for it. I'm cancelling Christmas.
What a dick! I mean Guywithnodickname i mean!
Indeed you're correct. I do not not have a name for my penis
but I'm delighted you find it impressive.
THERE ARE PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY ARE ME ON HERE!
Ronson says he Is me, now Wrong-un says he Is me! You are all jealous and unhappy, stop tryIng to be me!
This is the REAL Pav Sharda, check my profile!
Jesus fucking wept
ask any admin to check my ip and you'll see I'm not sad enough to have created a fake account to post as anyone else on this forum.
He's lying.
He's also joeymahone.
It's true
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ehwhat!?
Are you me!? What Is goIng on!? You are all jealous of my band! Youth produced us you know!! I don't care what you all thInk! I hate thIs forum!!!
Any posts using the name Pav_Sharda are fraudulent and have not been created by Pav_Sharda.
The capital I strikes again
Sorry Charlie?
You must have been on this terminal before me as It seems to have posted your Wrong Un identity instead of mine . Strange that though as I checked the profile first and was listed there. Well one has just started stolen my Identity and maybe they are playing games at their end. Beware Of Ehwat who is stealing peoples Identities.
Confess ronson!
You are not Pavinderjit Sharda!! Look at my profIle pIc! This Is the real Pav!
"Beware of Ehwhat" :D
Jesus Mr Icke: If you're concerned about people impersonating you or anyone else in the band, it's probably best to alert an admin. I'm not creating any fake accounts and have been logged in as me all morning. Have a sit down.
oh haven't you noticed It links straight to you Ehwat
I've just reported this
what links? straight to me?
did you maybe click on my name when I "This'd" the post?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
consequences will never be the same btw.
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Report him and I'll report you ronson!
YOU are the Imposter! Or Is is Wrong-un?? I'm confused!
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lIar!
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What I don't get is why Mark Ronson's pretending to be Pav Sharda.
Because he's a flange.
who's been taken up the Wrong-un.
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I love that you can pinpoint the exact moment ronson snapped.
Good work, Pav.
Were all havIng a goog laugh now aren't we!
This Is what Sweet Gorilla Is all about! :D
P.S. I'm the real Pav Janda, don't lIsten to ronson or Wrong-un or ehwhat!
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LIAR!
'Feels Like Im Still In Love Again' out now in all good record shops.
this post wasn't meant for here!
CONSPIRACY! I wonder how our YouTube play count Is getting on...
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Like me! Like me! Like me!
Don't lIke me? Then FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS!!!
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This is probably my favorite thread on DiS
I feel I'm almost dirtying it with my presence
This week at work was dragging until this thread came along
It's been the highlight of my Christmas. Thanks to all concerned. I've had a blast
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I...I have no idea what the shitting christ I just read...
I think I'm just going to back away from this thread slowly now...
Don't go!
LIsten to my band, Sweet Gorilla!! Were just four guys in it for the music and japes! We dont care about fame!! LOVE US GODDAMIT!!!
*In *It *musIc
whoops!
I forgot hw to type for a second there! Thanks scarydoor!
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JUST THE LADIES THIS TIME!
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What the hell is going on?!
i KNOW you can do better than THAT
LADIES...SING!!!!
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sobbing with laughter
OLLIE CHUBB
ActuaLOL
Nice work.
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:'D
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ThIs song Is Rocks!
SerIously guys , stop the jealously and just lIsten ! We, I mean they are a great band who don't take anythIng too serIously and just havIng fun and stop pretending to be In the band because your not .
Thanks,
O Chubb
hi guys whats going on in this thre
oh
I've not seen a band throw their credibility away
this badly since...ever... that tattooed bloke from that shit metal band that peed on and hit some girl maybe.
As a result of their twatting around in this thread I am NEVER going to:
Listen to or buy their music
Attend a show they are playing
Recommend them to anyone ever
Use their band name instead of the legendary JAG as a phrase of pathetic self promotion on DiS.
kthxbye. forever with any luck.
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...go on?
:"D
Amyblue you stupid cow!
What a stupid, stupid dumb broad!
Motley crue
I was a roadie/supplier for Motley Crue and the incident you are talking about was a promo for the single "micturation across the nation" now considered one of the great songs about peeing.
So get your facts right!
Sweet gorilla has always rebuffed my enticements to debauchery and stangely just want to play music.
One day I'll write a song about this.
produced by Youth of course.
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I work in the internet fraud office.
We've all fucked off down the pub for Christmas.
Then you know Neil S then!
Neily boy? Fuck yeah.
He just bought me a Jagermeister.
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You don't know Neil S!
If you did you'd post his whole surname! HA!
The person who is using Pav_Sharda as a user should think again. What started out as a great thread could potentially destroy this whole forum site!
You forgot the gap before the exclamation mark !
Not the whole forum site!!
I'm afraid so!
Perhaps if we stop mucking about and start listening to sweet gorilla, Ollie Chubb might let us off the hook?
We can only hope
Though I think our best chance of redemption is to find out who's impersonating Pav_Sharda and sacrifice them at the next Sweet Gorilla gig. Perhaps then they will show mercy upon this humble forum site.
FORUM SITE!!!!!11111111ONEONEONETHENUMBERONE
holy shit
holy...HOLY SHIT
I was gonna go for lunch! :DDDDDD
"Good Afternoon, Internet Fraud Office, howcanihelpyou? FAKE ACCOUNT YOU SAY???!!!!!!" [SIRENS]
You'd better watch yourself ehwhat.
We're taking you down.
AWWW SHIIIIT
It's looks like this case is about to be busted WIDE OPEN.
Nobody move, this thread is on LOCKDOWN.
(Seriously, what's happening here?)
I've just realised what's been going on here.
Pat Sharpe wants to relaunch his music career using his celebrity connection to Youth and a mildly altered pseudonym.
I took down Ronson's particulars
and revealed a flange and a Wrong-un!
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Oh this site.
An early Christmas present that just KEEPS ON GIVING!!!11!!!11!!1!1
Beware of Guyhousername he Is bitter and has been stealing Indentities!
oh ShardaP!
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Ignore Ronson, Guyhousername
will you join my band and help me with promotion?
Indentity theft?
Must have been them immigants.
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Have you reported it to
http://www.lemonparty.org
? Usually quicker if it's board-based stuff. intermediary and all that.
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Ban Request
Scrooge...
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which site?
This thread has spoilt christmas.
what? this thread has MADE christmas
This thread
has certainly warmed up a cold day in the office.
im waiting for the tour with The Swiines
Maybe it is The Swiines under a pseudonym?
Great point
fancy a beer tonight?
Sounds like a plan
This thread...
...Bringing people together.
I saw Sweet Gorilla live a while back
It was so good I was sick all over their equipment. They were real pro's though: they took it as the unbridled enthusiasm that it was and just carried on playing. The drummer was getting spattered every time he hit but by golly it didn't faze him one iota! Had a great chat with them afterwards, they didn't even mind that I still had some chunks in my beard. Keep up the good work lads!
Every once in a while a thread comes along and reminds you why you bother with this site
ehwhat on form with some easy source material is dangerously funny.
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4274588#r5778910
[SIRENS] absolutely broke me.
See various posts had brought me close to tears
But [SIRENS] brought out the flood
I don't know about you but I really love Sweet Gorilla
Sweet Gorilla are at present recording KIA ORA which is dedicated to Conway Wickliffe.
I've saved you the effort:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjvJFNXkMgU
You're probably wasting your time:
I only listen to bands who list every last piece of gear they use on their website
ohhangon
Fuck me.
GOAT.
You guys are all lame .
Sweet GorIlla rule !
Actually, even as theIr number one fan
I can see - In hindsIght - they're a bIt shIt.
Pav
theyve got u man. Lets go to last.fm.
Yor all Dicks. WE'll make sure out fans never cum back when were hugje.
Fuck u drowned in gays!
OH GOD, HELP ME GUYS, I'M DROWNING IN GAYS!!
Incredible.
SERIOUSLY GUYS, I'M UP TO MY NECK IN GAYS!
ONE MORE GAY ON THIS FORUM SITE AND I'M DONE FOR!
CAN'T...BREATHE...TOO...MUCH....GAY...
Fuck you twat
your site and little group suck ass. R fans will fuck you up if we tell them. Dick!"
WHY OH WHY DIDN'T I EVER LEARN TO SWIM IN GAYS?
He looks pissed
If you tell them "Dick!"?
Sounds pretty gay, man.
THAT'S BECAUSE ALL OUT FANS HAVE CUM BACK ON YOU
*homophobe alert*
Any posts on this forum site by Brett_Henning really know how to get the crowd going and are actually posted by Brett_Henning
Yours,
Internet Fraud Police Mandem Mandem Mandem
Good luck with that
Last Fm is crawling with shirt lifters
Another false identity!
Brett you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Brett help me out now.
Brett you got it going on!
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
Brett you got it going ooon!
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady!
It's business time!
Girl tonight we're gonna make love
You know how i know? because it's wednesday
And wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Monday night is my night to cook
Tuesday night we go and visit your mother
But wednesday we make sweet weekly love
stop it
Where has Flange gone? Bring back Flange!
Everyone lets join hands and bring back Flange he's a legend!
DROWNER IN GAYS
Sean can we change the name?
*DROWNED
Duh
:D
*:''''''''D
*:'''''''''DDDDD
I hear Van_Gok_Wan has already gone into hiding.
No Brett I am really enjoying them snapping at me!
Look If you look at just the first few posts they're on you like sharks. Their whole stimulation is based on screwing bands into the ground. Look at the early comments by Guyhouser. This is far my fav forum. Some of these guys are a seriously witty but also not very good at taking it back. But it all adds to the fun. Everything anyones posted here is just to antagonize them and it has worked brilliantly!
JOKING ALL ALONG GUYZ
AND THEN HE WOKE UP AND IT WAS ALL A DREAM
Woe is me
I feel like Oldboy when he's told he's been bumming his daughter the whole time.
*wherein the daughter = brett
"Some of these guys are... not very good at taking it back"
Unlike Brett, who definitely won't throw a homophobic tantrum instead of engaging in a bit of light repartee
Yweah!
Lets piss them right off! Dicks!
I can't belive how homophobic you are man
I seriously though we were friends. I quit the band - no joke. You can text me if you want but I won't reply :-(
Come on man
it woz only a jk!
ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE MAN!!!!
im with the chubster now
he's not happy. if the band falls through after this brett, you're gonna be in serious trouble with my dad.
THIS IS NOT BRETT
I rang him and he didn't have a clue what I was talking about. DON'T BELIEVE HIS POSTS!!! I'm going to the police!!!
THIS IS NOT OLLIE CHUBB
I rang him and he didn't have a clue what I was talking about. DON'T BELIEVE HIS POSTS!!! I'm going to the police!!!
HAHAHAHAHA!
I now I Know that's definitely not Brett
Wow
It is CG. He had us going for a long, long time this time. It all makes sense now - especially the suspiciously shit fake band name "Sweet Gorilla".
Who the fuck are you Ronson really?
I'd really listen to this guy if I were you
he knows.
*in tears*
SSSSSSTTTTRRRIIIKKKKEEEE........TWO!
I wish I could be arsed to create an Ollie_Chubb account.
I can't, though.
The late nights pouring over lyrics and arrangements
All those hours in the studio honing the sound. The sweat and tears working crappy day jobs to be able to afford Youth's production fee. All undone in a few hours by knobbing about on DiS.
Nice one lads. This is up there with Ray Gun in the how not to do PR stakes.
I do respect the fact they've actually linked to this thread
from their site: http://www.sweetgorillaband.com/sweet_gorilla/Reviews.html
I'm quite worried that Brett and his fans are going to "fuck me up" for posting this though.
what a bunch of arsecandles
Bring back Flange! We need Flange!
No violence Kitchmo but we do tend to dress up our enemies in lycra!
Won't that help us swim?
What with us drowning in gays and all? Least tacky way to drown though.
also BRETT is so homophobic yet he's perfectly happy to get an okay review in BENT magazine.
Holy cow!
This thread :D
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE
TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Well done you bell-ends
the last thing the world needs is another DiS injoke.
Still, these lot sound better than The National.
!
^who the fuck is this guy?
dunno who you are pal
I'm a newbie
please be kind.
What's with the bell-ends making those massive posts?
Obviously new Olegich, Your not a gorilla yet!
You"ll have to go back and practice swimming on some trees!
This thread has given me eye cancer ......
Cheers for that
Can i just say...
"Guyhousername"
"Lets go to last.fm"
*struts away*
Shame that musicforte users didn't quite take to Sweet Gorilla like we have
http://forums.musicforte.com/post28378.html
The answer to that is-
We like this is one and advertised it on 5 sites and in two of our studios where some of us teach. Was only ever any point in getting funky with one. Its been a serious crack.
Right
Are you actually saying - with a straight face - that this was all some kind of plan for you to "get funky" with some people on a message board? And that it definitely wasn't you being a prize belm magnet and trying to fabricate some positive online opinion, in a way that hasn't worked since people got wise to this kind of bollocks in the 1990s?
No plan bro!
Just following the stream!
Well then
what does this:
>> "Everything anyones posted here is just to antagonize them and it has worked brilliantly!"
mean? If you don't mind me asking.
Youth! :D
he's old which kinda doesn't work for his name.
See also
Sonic Youth
Paul Young
Neil Old
Youre all a bunch of cunts
That 's not very nIce OllIe
:D
This was my MY idea, you ingrates.
This post has not been made by Ollie Chubb!
Geezer would you stop using our names. Ian, Ollie, Brett have not posted anything. the jokes wearing thin and you have just seriously snookered yourself. Forums like this have been closed down before for this sort of thing. Behave man and use your own names, even if you have more than one.
It's only a game so
put up a real big fight
RONSON IS NOT PAV
DON't BELIEVE A WORD HE SAYS!!!
Bring back Flange! We want Flange!
its gone beyond a joke now
you said this would be the best place to gain new followers but its just full of a bunch of idiots who think its funny to impersonate the band members. nice one ronson you fucking plum.
:D
Someone has stolen Ollies identity as well!
Stop pretending to be me!
I'm the real account
seriously man i'm reporting you to the Internet fraud office
seriously man i'm reporting YOU to the Internet fraud office
I rang Martin and he didn't have a clue what I was talking about. DON'T BELIEVE HIS POSTS!!! I'm going to the police!!!
poo poo poop
Are gorillas actually sweet?
Put some sugar on one!
*Petrol
Don't be like that there's not many of them left!
Many of petrol?
Yeah, that neither
i .......... see ........
Sweet Gorilla ......
Recently i watched Congo, it was a ripping yarn about an ape that talked with a glove, i think he was called Bill ... Anyway, he was a silver back gorilla but looked pretty white to me and late in the film he had a laser powered with a diamond, i told you this was a ripping yarn. My issue is that the primates on the recieving end of these laser blasts were black gorillas, at least one of them lost an arm it was quite horrific for a monkey fan like me to watch. So my query is do you see this a commentary on race relations nowadays with the white man and his word lasers or do you think im over thinking this and these were infact sweet gorillas?
Regards
thoughtfull in the Midlands
This thread.
dear sweet gorilla
you are shit lol
love from jazz-ballet
p.s happy holidays
If this is the debut thread...
...imagine what the greatest hits will be like!
learn to swim
a wise man i once met on hampstead heath said one should not drown in gays but learn to swim.
Come to think of it he was humming "Feels like i'm still in love" at the time.
This is one of those times that I want to hug all of the users of DiS.
Thanks so much for making my day. Thanks again. Thanks :'D
The Internet Fraud Office!
The Internet Fraud Office!
Oh god, I so want this to not be somebody dicking about under a pseudonym... THE INTERNET FRAUD OFFICE!
Is there really an internet fraud office?
maybe the Conservatives are right to cut everything.
Whaaa... HAHAHAHAHAHA!
This is hilarious!
What in the shitting
fuck...
ITS A BAND THAT SOUNDS LIKE QUEEN BUM FUCKING THE BEATLES
That sounds cool...
Awesome! Hardcore man love bash'n the Beatles, love it!
*wipes away tears*
the internet has broken
My favourite bit was definitely when this thread turned into Inception
Sweet JAGuar
This is so good.
Bring back Flange! We need Flange!
Don't we all love.
waheyyyy.
Yes, where is he? Bring him back please!
I think we're all missing the point here....
Way back up there one of the loons called me cute.
BACK OF THE NET!!
Just got back from work and this thread has officially made my day. I'm pretty proud to have been there when it all started, I'll tell my kids about it.
Quite the best thing I've read on here for ages
sausage-dog's post about being waterboarded actually made me leave the room through laughing too much.
I'm now back home in Bristol getting strange look from my parents...
due to the fact I'm looking at a computer screen and crying with laughter...
Can't believe I'm in the same city as THE guyhousername...
:D
simply the grandest thread in months. I dont think snyone thought the owl thread would be beaten this late in the year
On a serious note, it's Mark Law I feel sorry for in all of this.
Nobody's even mentioned the poor fellow.
The Internet Fraud Office
Sweet fancy Moses, this thread is better than, like, the last six novels I've read.
For reasons of posterity
and when we look back on this thread, misty-eyed and full of nostalgia, can a mod *please* delete those stupid fucking posts from Jordan?
:D
(thanks whoever did it!)
Al Gore weeps
:D
And just when you think it can't get any weirder, the lead singer starts pretending to be his own girlfriend.
I really want to believe he's now posting in a dress.
Where is Flange? Execute Guywithnousername! Bring back Flange!
Truly I'm the new Assange.
If you want Flange back so much, why don't you just log out and log back in as him?
Bring back Flange!
I think you said that bit already.
I wish I'd got here earlier to post this link:
http://imgur.com/tCp90.gif
You kill me! Thats so funny!
How did she get back in?
Who was supposed to be guarding the perimeter fence?
The Internet Fraud Office
:'(
Best Thread Ever
It has everything
Needless imaginary accounts. Poor punctuation, ritual abuse and flagrant self-humiliation. And we have a new catchphrase. It really is a wonderful Christmas.
Oh God, I'm welling up...
Sweet Gorilla are the champions.
Merry xmas everyone and thanks for making this a really fun read. Well done to Sweet Gorilla for absorbing the abuse from the serial bloggers here. I have to agree with Sophie we need the wit and humor of Flange back. Where has he gone? Merry Xmas.
I'm glad to have found out Sweet Gorilla's secret of how to 'absorb abuse'
Next time people are mean to me, I'm going to scream 'YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED TO THE INTERNET FRAUD OFFICE' in a variety of different voices.
Come on you guys are victims of your own wind ups! Can't you see? the funniest thing here is that some of you are developing steadfast opinions on two sides that are basically just playing a game. Read the thread again darling and you'll see, as i have that its all fantastic game. Oh by the way, think Sweet Gorilla are winning i'm afraid
The Internet Fraud Office report on the case may disagree with the last point.
The Internet Fraud Office can indeed confirm
that Sweet Gorilla have lost. At life.
Yours sincerely,
The Internet Fraud Office
Date: 24/12/10
Case Number: 55378008
Yeah they're winning!
But whats so cool is that they don't even care about the winning, ya know?! They're just doing if for the love of it. It's so cool how they do that. It's probably my favourite thing about them. That and their ambient side.
I think that you should read the thread again darling and you'll see
that this Site has been reported to the Internet fraud office -Any posts using the name Pav_Sharda are fraudulent and have not been created by Pav_Sharda.
I just have, your supposed to believe it don't you see!
Why would anyone post it so many times? Its so obvious. Feed the fire or it will go out! Don't believe everything at face value. This probably isn't Pav Sharda or the band at all. But whoever it is has really brought out the best in all of you! I can see the future and Guywithnousername will become best friends with the band. Don't believe they don't like his face really! I'm Sure he's a lovely boy really. This does beat watching Eastenders though!
Sometimes we believe what we want to believe!
Being able to scream the internet fraud office was the best Xmas gift that you could have given us. You all thought you'd reached the summit, you were actually falling into the Lions mouth! However, we were not always on top and you guys gave us as good as we gave you. Now here is something you will never believe. I am not Ronson or Pav. In fact we are all real and the band were hardly involved if not at all. We used communal computers in an internet cafe, education centre and two studios in Tooting and Wandsworth. Sometimes we forget to log out and log in and things get confused. Good news for DIS is that although our post counts are low, we are all real users and will be posting again on other topics. Hey DIS has been a real discovery for us and thanks for the fantastic banter to all concerned. Yes i think Sweet Gorilla are excellent and i cannot wait to get slaughtered after posting this!
Ollie Chubb?
Everytime I open this thread it breaks my computer for about 20 minutes.
It is DEFINITELY worth it.
Youth spots Sweet Gorilla !!
http://bit.ly/ej2Uar
I think I know what I'm going to see when I click this link
but I still think I'm going to find it funny.
I was correct.
:D
JOKE'S ON YOU, GUYHOUSERNAME !!!!11!!!111!!
Hi ya tomatron, agree the joke is on guywithnousername!
You're right.
I've publicly humiliated myself in this thread over and over again. When will I learn?
Guy my old friend, it has been so long!
Firing blanks again hey? Keep shouting what you think are your triumphs and you may discover what's going on. Think twice before you state the obvious and are openly convinced who you are communicating with! You may feel publicly humiliated but there is no need for that really!
Ah, flangey, flangey, flangey.
Can I call you the Flangefinder General? I think I probably will.
Anyway, my dear old chum, I fear your sarcasm detector has broken. Perhaps Santa can bring you a new one for Christmas. Trust me, everyone's convinced who I'm communicating with. Even you know, which makes it even more amusing that you deny it.
I'm not convinced and don't trust you! Guess what? You haven't been speaking to who you think you have my dear Guywithnousername!
Apologies for just getting here. But they've done a great job on you my boy!
How terribly convincing.
Flangefinder general sounds great! Will let you know how i get on!
Wow, wow, wow, wow!
If you are all convinced then it worked!
What exactly has 'worked'?
The only way that any of this twaddle has 'worked' is if this thread has been vindictively started by someone purposefully trying to rubbish the name of Sweet Gorilla by making a whole 'forum site' think that the band not only play plodding pedestrian indie rock, but that the band members - particularly Pavan Sharda - are also a bunch of complete piss kidneys.
If this is the case, then yes, it has worked, however I am pretty certain that this is not your intention. I'd love to see you expand on your successes that you repeatedly claim to have achieved throughout this thread by your "group of" Sweet Gorilla "fans".
Never think with anger, think with your mind!
Success isn't everything and sometimes you need to step away to see things clearly! It's absolutely cool that you don't like the band and clearly your hatred for pav sharda the guy you have been impersonating is in my and our view a bit over the top. Knowing him as i do, he is not the type to worry about insults or people disliking his music. We have had loads of fun walking through this jungle with hundreds of Zulus trying to kill us. As mentioned earlier you have been great and i am missing my friend Guyhouser name. It is he and Teej who have been great company throughout. Remember, if we have all had fun then we have all won and life just moves on! Looking forward to posting on other blogs on DIS also!
Oh forgot! Ellie mentioned that Pav sharda's e-mail account has ben hacked during this game, any ideas ? Or not?
Sorry meant all of you really but ehwat also, cool guy!
All those words and sentences
and you still fail to answer anything I asked.
I think that claiming that I hate Pav Sharda is slightly far-fetched, as he has not done anything significant enough for me to have any hatred for him.
However, I do find it very annoying that Pav has used aliases to post into this thread to attempt to dupe people into listening to his music under false pretenses, claiming that his band have a large fanbase, when simple checks on widely used websites have shown that the Sweet Gorilla Band have 0 listeners on Last.fm and 0 followers on Twitter, leading people on this board to believe that we are being treated like morons, happy to be spoonfed any old twaddle.
You now claim that Pav has had nothing to do with this thread, even though an early reply by 'ronson' - a person who's poor typing style bears an uncanny resemblance to your own - claimed that he was Pav Sharda (in a post that didn't appear remotely tongue-in-cheek) therefore it was you or one of your fellow "fans" who first impersonated Pav, dragging his name into this thread before anyone else had even mentioned him.
You also now claim that it is "cool" if people don't like your/their band, even though anyone who stated a dislike for your band or your/their methods of promotion earlier in the thread (specifically "Guyhousername" as you have incorrectly christened him) were unfairly berated for speaking their mind.
This thread really has only served to tarnish the reputation of Pav and his band, be it down to his or his "fans" actions, and I hope that you/he/their "fans" have learned a few do's and don'ts in how promoting a band on the internet should be done.
I'd love to hear what you have to say on my earlier questions flange, but please don't reply with another post filled with inane statements.
This thread really needs to end now, but I refuse to lay it to rest while you continue to state that Sweet Gorilla have somehow claimed a some kind of victory over other DiS members without offering any substance to your argument, when you just continue to make yourself and the band look foolish.
Ultimately it doesn't really matter if you (flange, ronson etc.) are the band or are fans of the band.
If you are the band you've trashed your own reputation. If you're friends/fans of the band you've trashed a band you're friends with/enjoy listening to's reputation. So it's pretty much immaterial.
If, on the other hand, Pav stole your girlfriend or you've some other grudge against him and this whole thing is your way of gaining revenge, that's some fantastic work.
But that's all I've got to say. This thread needs to die now.
I think the Sweet Gorilla lot have taken this all on the chin
Far from them being trashed, the way I see it, their name is being fired around more and more. The gentleman impersonating Pav Sharda has clearly simply raised awareness of the real Pav and Sweet Gorilla. Reading this whole thing for the first time I would have to disagree that the band have been trashed, I think this has been a lesson and a success for them. It seems to me the answer you may be looking for is that you escalated the whole forum, which is what they really wanted, regardless of whether they were going to be slated or not. Don't you see? If Sweet Gorilla are really a great band then nothing will change that, least of all the collective petty slating that occurs on all forums. I for one have just listened to the track and I think it's very good. As an impartial observer I would not worry about winning, losing or trashing. The whole thread is a success for everyone and it should end now! There's an old saying: 'There's no such thing as bad publicity'.
This is the very last thing I'm going to say on this thread
but it's obvious from the other posts you've made you're not an impartial observer but another of the aliases/community cafe club (depending who you believe). You haven't "just" listened to the track - you've already claimed to have heard it 8 days ago (at which time you posted on the thread so you haven't just read it for the first time, you preposterous muppet). If you are going to bullshit at least bullshit consistently and don't contradict yourself in the same thread. So your opinion on what unbiased observers think is pretty much null and void. Stop treating people like they're idiots.
You're right the band's name is being fired around more but the only result of that is the band are a joke to users of this forum and still completely unknown outside of it. I'm pretty sure all you'll get out of this thread is 100 or so people thinking the band are twats and a grand total of zero new fans.
The other thing I'd say is I'm sure nobody reading this thread genuinely unconnected to the band thinks Sweet Gorilla have taken this on the chin (assuming they are the 'mystery' posters). They've flapped around hysterically, over-reacted to the slightest negative comment, constantly contradicted themselves and got aggressive/evasive to anyone slagging them off. If there is a literal opposite to taking it on the chin, Sweet Gorilla have exemplified it.
That's it for me anyway. I'm not going to sit around and wait for the next cascade of bullshit coming from the next "new" user. If you want to carry on making twats of yourselves it's up to you but just bear in mind you do look like utter twats and the best thing you can do for the band's reputation is accept this thread is unsalvageable, move on and let this thing die on its arse. Even then you should have done it days ago.
Actually! Earlier I was sending the band up like everyone else!
Now that I have listened to it, i like it. There really is no need for all this anger towards anyone. Think your interpretation is how the negative bloggers would like to see it. Happy new year!
Guys let's chill
Hey everyone, just wanted to say, and I am coming from a biased viewpoint in knowing the band: firstly, as far as I know the band were not involved here at all. Secondly, while I do acknowledge both points of view above, and expressed in general throughout this thread, surely, as someone said above, any publicity is, ultimately, publicity none the less? While some people may have been annoyed by antics and comments on this thread, in the end the band have become more widely known, for better or for worse?
Anyway, I'm not a member here, as my post count will evidence, I just thought I'd put forward a moderate viewpoint. And also, knowing the band, they are actually all really nice guys.
If they are such nice guys
then they should be absolutely fucking mortified by whoever in their 'camp' thought that this thread was a good idea. You, and all the other totally different new members of our forum who post in the exact same style and signed up at the same time to participate solely in this thread and are the only ones backing Sweet Gorilla, keep going on about the 'publicity' offered by the thread continuing. As other users have stated above, it raises Sweet Gorilla's profile only within the confines of this forum, and as a complete joke. However, if someone decided to search for 'Sweet Gorilla' in Google, this is one of the top hits. Do you really think that 'good publicity' is to be taken from this absolute embarrassment?
Fair point
I can see completely your point, but I guess it gets the name out there? I dunno, was just trying to be positive, as a friend of Sweet Gorilla. I can see that this might be seen as negative for the band, and I don't know their opinion on it/if they've seen what's been going on, I was just trying to put a decent word in for them without pretending to be someone who's just stumbled on here and "loves the track". Anyway, for the record, I'm not part of the "totally different" lot of people, I did join pretty much just to comment on this thread, and I know the band, but I have no idea about the same people using multiple accounts. Also, I don't really think my style is that similar to the other ones, is it? I'd be a bit annoyed if it was, I generally pride myself on my grammar.
the problem isnt the music (even though its shite)
The DiS music board is like a big room with a whole set of conversations going on in it. To get people to talk to you you basically have to chat to a few people around the room, then make or ask an interesting (or contentious) point in the context of that room.
Who at a party walks in, reads out a press release then disguises themselves with a series of false beards in order to fake a concurrence with that press release?
There's no anger at all on my part.
I just think if someone's coming across as rather foolish, it's as well to make them aware of it so they can avoid doing so if they wish. As I say they can carry on if they like. But it's really not in their interests to do so as, as I say, I don't believe a single unbiased observer thinks the band come out of this very well at all. You can call that 'negative' but I'd call it a realistic and honest assessment you can choose to believe or not.
As for the publicity angle, it's nonsense to say there's no such thing as bad publicity. I'm pretty sure Mel Gibson, Gary Glitter, David Hasselhoff and Chris Brown could put you straight on that score.
Anyway, that's genuinely it for me. The band or their 'fans' can continue to self-destruct if they like. I've no desire to stick around to watch.
Happy new year to you too.
I have of late - but wherefore I know not - lost all my mirth; and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory, this most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. What a piece of work is a man! How noble in reason! How infinite in faculties! How like an angel in apprehension. How like a god! The beauty of the world! The paragon of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust?
THE END.
No, I agree that to an extent it could reflect poorly, and I didn't mean to accuse that of being a "negative" or "untrue" opinion, I just feel that the band have been somewhat misrepresented here, as, to the best of my knowledge, they weren't actually involved here, and I was trying to put that across, and ideally to redeem them to an extent. Also, while it's certainly true that there is bad publicity, and I simply said that this, regardless of how it comes across, is publicity nonetheless, surely no-one here's done something to warrant being compared to Gary Glitter?
Happy new year to you also, and sorry if I seemed belligerent, did not intend to at all.
You've slipped into one of the classic blunders.
Please, enlighten me as to which of the 'classic blunders' I've 'slipped into'.
Ah. DiS may have slipped into the classic blunder of the replies ending in the wrong place.
You haven't. Flange has.
Specifically it's obviously to me reading the thread
...that various DiS users have cunningly tricked Flange into believing they believe he's posting under more than one identity where clearly they know that that's exactly what he's trying to trick them into believing. They've played along to fool him and he's clearly fallen for it.
'Sweet Gorilla'
'Sugar Ape'
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
awww SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
:/
:/
Also, WHO THE FUCK IS 'YOUTH'?
oh having googled him I see hes responsible for producing some of the most
derivative records of the 90s.
Killing Joke bassist isn't he?
talking of jokes, I've just tried to read through this thread for the first time and my brain is fried...what the merry hell is going on?
band comes on, JAGs so heavily that JAG needs to be renamed
lolz are had.
How the flip have I missed this thread until now?
Somebody please archive it before this forum site gets shut down.
<3<3
Is there really an Internet Fraud
Police?
and are they going to arrest me for my facebook trolls?
I LOVEEEE this!!!
The use of multiple accounts for so long. These guys are not drowning in promotional work for their song.
The shared characteristics between all their posts that even a 5 year old could spot - the spaces before punctuation, terrible grip on your/you're their/there, capital I's.
I think we should all follow suit, create multiple accounts and develop message-board schizophrenia - creating our own thread which descends into ever-increasing parody until everyone else gets on with their life and we are just left arguing with ourselves.
Sweet Gorilla's #1 Chinese fan. When's the Asian tour lads? Just don't go the south of China, they eat monkey there...
NO, I AM PAV_SHARDA.
will the real pav sherda please stand up
that can be your next single
Ollie Chubb
You're fucking KIDDING
epic scenes.
Ladies and Gentlemen of Drowning in Sound
We have recently received a complaint from Mr Pav Sharda esq., due to alleged identity fraud. After some investigation, we will be shutting your internet forum site with immediate effect.
Yours sincerely,
The Internet Fraud Office
Date: 24/12/10
Case Number: 55378008
oh no!
55378008
:(
You guys fell into the trap!
Pavinderjit
as you were informed when you made your original complaint, out involvement is subject to you ceasing use of any aliases, including "SophieGay". Please use your original username "Pav_Sharda".
Yours sincerely,
The Internet Fraud Office
Date: 24/12/10
Case Number: 55378008
ha ha - your paranoia is eating you darling!
IP Checking has confirmed your identidy
Please refrain from using this alias.
Yours sincerely,
The Internet Fraud Office
Date: 24/12/10
Case Number: 55378008
*Identity
The Internet Fraud Office
Date: 24/12/10
Case Number: 55378008
Has anyone mentioned that Youth gets the name of the song wrong in his introduction on the youtube clip?
They have? Oh.
bloody hell Balonz, what is going on here.
ANY POSTS USING THESE NAMES: VisionMusic, ronson, flange,
daisyrooney, Sophiegay, Wrong-un, Brian_Green, charlieumbers, rorymitchell, arun. ElliotAS, viper1510, Kuljinder, SteveWhite, sommerville AND mooseandgooser ARE FRAUDULENT AND HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY ME, Pav_Sharda.
I apologise, I was sImply tryIng to drum up some support for my band, as suggested by Youth, and It got out of hand. I have been asked to make thIs confessIon by the Internet Fraud PolIce who have placed me under house arrest for the Xmas period and have stated that I wIll be dealt wIth accordingly In the new year.
Once agaIn, I apologIse for my behavIour. I, Pav Sharda, sInger and songwrIter for Sweet GorIlla Band, am a massIve dIckhead.
They don't even believe themselves!
How hilarious, so I'm involved now am i? Doubt very much you have a clue, your wrong about me at least. In fact your quite childish really. Looks like there are so many people pretending to be this Pav Sharda. Tell you what, he's obviously a popular guy!
Thing is you're either another fake account of Pav Sharda or a hysterical mentalist shouting abuse at random on the internet.
Either way it's great entertainment!
Also, could everyone please follow me on Twitter ?
http://twitter.com/#!/Pav_Sharda
I love that one of your fake usernames was 'sommerville'
Did you happen to be listening to 'To love somebody' at the time?
I think you've learned a valuable lesson here, haven't you? And it is that basically, most of the users on DiS are utter arseholes.
(Seriously, what's up with the capital 'i' thing?!)
grammar, I think.
Are you trying to be the antithesis to iLiKETRAiNS?
You can also add jocksnatch ans elliex to that list of
FRAUDULENT NAMES USED BY PAV SHARDA.
Oh fuck off Pav_Sharda! The real Pav Sharda is eating a samosa in Southall!
These are real people because we don't know half of them and DIS is gaining new bloggers through word of mouth. We have been telling and e mailing everyone!
Your paranoia will one day lead you to believe that the whole world are fake people with fake identities!
Don't tell me, you say they are! Ok give me some fudge!
"I'd like it to get in the charts, and hit number 1"
"Do you think it will?"
"I think it definitely ... could"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR4WXXCXJU#t=2m16s
Hilarious! This band are FUNNNNNNN!
A lot of the kids in these videos look petrified
There's a thin line between 'Sweet Gorilla focus group' and 'hostage scenario'
I love the bit where they wheel out Youth's daughter to awkwardly pretend she likes it...
bloody hell that's amazing -handcuffs and radiator just out of shot
in case Internet Fraud SWAT team doesn't get the job done
just wait till George Lucas's lawyers find out they've stolen Darth Vader's helmet.
Any chance of a split ep with CRAINE?
Lets face it!
Ever seen a band give anyone so much fun? Funny Bunch. The bitches i.e Pumpkin,Turnip, Guywithnouser namesss, what bitchy, over excited twats they are! lol!
Certainly the most I've had in DiS in a good long while.
I'd like to be more excited than I am to be honest. It's Christmas Eve and I still don't really feel Christmassy. I want to feel Christmassy goddamnit.
This thread is now in the top five google results if you search for "sweet gorilla".
Well done on "promoting" your beloved band, you bunch of utter pelvises.
I actually like the song!
As for the vid. Pav, your a funny guy! Should be a presenter!
was walking down old street
and checked these guys out, they were playing in the Cock and Balls pub down by the allotment and they blew the roof off of the place
Thread needs to die now
It's been fun but it's twenty past one on Christmas Eve and it's passed its peak.
Merry Christmas everyone.
I've Read It- Great thread- Flange, Ronson, Pav_Sharda are all imposters, none them are Pav. So who are they?
You know post counts show up right?
oh the larks
http://twitter.com/#!/Pav_Sharda
SWEET GORILLA HAVE SPLIT UP?!?!
hohohohohohohohooooo
Can you believe that the rest of Sweet Gorilla have blocked me on Twitter !?
It's that fucking Ollie Chubb who's behind this, I know it.
DO NOT FOLLOW THIS ACCOUNT:
http://twitter.com/#!/sweetgorillaban
Its a fucking shit name for a band anyway,
and this whole thing horrifies me. Is this the way to promote now. Create a load of farce so your name comes up on google?
Dickheads.
Yeah- Should have been called Moff!
:*D Actual tears
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4274588#r5777454
I'm missed that.
:D
Vision Promo, what a job!
Well if Pav, Brett and the band have not been behind this could it be the promo co? If so i want them to promote my band.
Check out that Guyhousername! He wants to get all christmassy. Well put on a father christmas outfit and hide that fuckin pumpkin face!
Hope your not hurt? Merry Xmas, love ya xxxxxxxxxxxx
It's over now, flange. It's finally over.
The time has come to move on from this Ill-advised thread and carry on with our lives.
I know It will be difficult, but nothing lasts forever.
Merry Xmas one and all,
Pav
fuck off pav you tit
you're making It worse.
That's It. You're out of the band, Whitaker.
You and Chubb will never make It without me !
I wonder what the record is for the longest thread in the internet's history?
We can do it kids. Be strong.
Ricky Otto?
Incredible
@Pav_Sharda
Pavinderjit Sharda
I'm sorry for my schizophrenic behaviour over the last week. One of my students has made allegations against me. I'm in a dark place atm...
8 hours ago via web Unfavorite Retweet Reply
:D
wtactualf?
He is most definitely a paedo.
Have you seen that promotional video?? all kids on webcam??
Bamos to thread
Book Sweet Gorilla for the final Zonino?
I love Sweet Gorilla! Will the real Pav Sharda standup please!
Kiss for you Pav XXX
Ok i admit it. I'm not Flange or Pav or Pav_Sharda or even Pavinderjit Sharda!
Then who am i? My full name is= Charles Ronson
The Internet Fraud Office
National Fraud Intelligence Bureau (NFIB) c/no= No report filed.
Well done all, especially those that took the bait! Merry Xmas you beauties and DIS kicks ass!
Oh by the way, am i the only one that wants to bum Pav?
Charles Bronson?
Yeah right. If I'm not Pav Sharda and my posts are as fraudulent as you have been repeatedly stating then I'm 100% certain that you are, you backtracking, pumpkin-headed twat.
Well i'ts a good way to end, when everyone has be so confused they start calling each other a pumpkins!
The only thing we can be 100% certain of my fellow legionnaire is that none of you are Pav or Pav_Sharda!
Would the real Pav Sharda standup please!
Shouldn't believe everything you read in the papers!
He said Charles Ronson! Were you 100% sure it was Bronson?
'Charles Bronson' was me having a right old laugh, mate !
You know, as In the actor Charles Bronson. Isn't having a laugh what Sweet Gorilla are all about?
I was on the old wind up mate, and you took the bait!
Actually Pav_Sharda would not have been the same without you!
Everyone of us who are either friends or fans of the band thought your move was absolutely brilliant! It was like playing a chess game and we were left with only one strategy. Lets be fair we both took the bait as we were both committed to the game and we were all following the stream. We all knew that we had to play ball until we could score a goal. Goal was a proper bend it like Beckam!
A couple of points:
Please expand on A) the bait that was taken by myself, and B) this hypothetical "goal" that you claim to have been "scored" in the style of our nations most famous footballer who's surname you seem to be unable to spell correctly.
Ok lets sat it was a Rooney! Now he scores a few of them, on and of the field!
Anyway when your over excited try and clinch your buttocks or think of Teresa May, or you'll ejaculate a bit too soon! Rooney does like a creaser off the field though! Love you mate, you have been a star!
Come on, enlighten me!
What was the "bait" that was taken by myself, and what was this hypothetical "goal" that you claim to have been "scored"?
I look forward to your reply, however I'm certain that it'll be another dose of evasive metaphorical claptrap.
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6wqKb8EUxI&feature=related
Just as I thought.
Inconceivable.
flange truly has a dizzying intellect.
This thread just jumped the shark
and it needs to die now. Lest its good memory be sullied forever.
Second that!
and know one can ever be 100% certain of anything! Who Is Pav? hahahahahahahhaha. What a ball!
:-o
brilliant
/thread
i'm just posting to say i was here
alsothis
http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/users/uploads/10959/brian-blessed.gif
I'm so disappointed I've stayed away from this thread for so long
So much catching up to do.
Drowned On sound
____________________________________________
Check this guywithnousername out he's fucking 28 with a face like a pumpkin
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I don't think anyone should be taking these threats about the Internet Fraud Office lightly. I was waterboarded by them for two hours until I fessed up to making a fake 'Carlton Banks' profile on Myspace.
sausage-dog | 23 Dec '10, 14:02 | X | ^ This | Reply
Sweet Gorilla split up and have quickly reformed with new members!
They are Guyhousername, Ehwat, Teej, Coja,Tomatron, Brian Green, cow cow, Vamos, Crablin and Pav is still the lead singer.
ALL PUBLICITY IS PUBLICITY
:D
Hey, look at Pav chatting up his friends sisters etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGR4WXXCXJU
This is honestly the strangest promo video I have ever seen.
:D
1:30
probably the most cringeworthy thing i have ever seen.
i missed this
This looks like GOLD.
Try this one as well! This guy at the end talking about fruit really made me chuckle!
Bit Spinal Tap!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HglvhU13aI
well done to all involved
It seems you can download the song...
Crazy times
Second rate sweet baboo(n)
Thread over.
Nice to see a band that don't mind sending themselves up
Hi guys, just watched Fans1/2 with a couple of mates and we had a bit of a giggle. It's nice to see a band doing something different and not taking themselves too seriously. Good luck with your future guys and well done to all that were involved in this thread
Just stop it.
You posted 8 days ago on this exact thread claiming to be a fan of the band. You look fucking stupid claiming to have just stumbled across them.
I know its an old one,
but this cartoon pretty much sums up the Sweet Gorilla camp's behaviour in this thread
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1072/original/Trollface.png
Fan videos
the fan videos are hilarious! i think the band are purposely taking the piss O_o
Come on Pav
they've got us. Lets concentrate on writing some songs. Practice Wednesday night yeah?
The bigger the Jag, the Sharda they fall.
:D
Are 'Sweet Gorilla' claiming "just trollin guyz lol"?
CLASSIC FRANK.
Wonderful.
Just wonderful.
745 replies
JEEZUS.
I am the gay elf. Fun o what fun explained!--- The truth at last
Ok all this is what really happened.
Promo co posts press release on your board. Few student fans hang up posters in various places where band are known and have friends. Early comments on this site reveal that the sense of humour we are looking for to party is prevalent. There were no fake multiple users. As some have mentioned already sometimes people forget to log out or in leaving them with a posting of someonelses character. We all new that there would be only one possible outcome and that was for the band to get trashed, the only thing was how long we could keep it going for. You see everyone knows that forums such as these are places to get fried and humiliated and in the grand scheme of things it is only a game. We didn't realise we would have so much fun doing it. The one impersonating Pav_Sharda gave us a gift. We posted the the fraudulent bit everywhere and the posts on this thread went ballistic. From then on it was just a chess game and there are no winners and losers, just a game. The band were not involved and Pav read the whole thing for the first time yesterday. I can report that he was in hysterics and called this thread a work of art. Thanks to DIS for this forum
you have gained a few more bloggers through this. All characters were real people and i can see them all posting on different boards and making a contribution. Thanks to all involved it really has been a scream.
so 'LOL I TROL YOU' yeah?
As I posted earlier
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1072/original/Trollface.png
There are far better ways of having fun
than just making yourselves and the band you're supposedly promoting look like a bunch of complete cunts.
"You see everyone knows that forums such as these are places to get fried and humiliated"
That's nonsense, there are many bands that posted here before going on to bigger and better things. This is a great place to promote your band/music, you just chose a fuckin ridiculous way of doing it and in turn ruined the chance of anyone ever giving the band a genuine listen or taking them seriously.
Oh yeah but it was all just a game wasn't it lolololzzzz.
Bye.
Life is a game Teej, and full of surprises!
No one is an expert Teej and as young as you are, your sounding like a predictable juvenile dinosaur! Love the band as so many others do and you and your gang of bullies will never change that. Well done everyone!
you and your gang of bullies
yes, look at us, picking on the fat asian kid in the corner, roving the internet HOUNDING Sweet Gorilla.
You said it!
No you
first they came for Sweet Gorilla
but I did not speak out, for I was not pav sharda.
'From then on it was just a chess game and there are no winners and losers, just a game.'
What kind of messed up endless chess games are you playing?
I can't believe this thread is still running.
This is embarrassing.
This has gone so bad that you've had to pretend your self-plugging 'was part of a cunning plan from the start!' in order to play "a chess game" with a bunch of internet strangers.
Gone bad Wrighty? It's gone brilliantly well. Ask your mum!
THE END!
SO NOT THE END
In b4 1000 replies.
STOP, STOP
THEYRE ALREAADDY DEAAD!
You've made some new friends, that's all!
In our view many of you here take life far too seriously. It's widely known that most comments placed on forums are negative ones. The collective mass excitement here was due to you all believing you were trashing a band that were trying to promote and big themselves up. Inevitably you will continue to claim false accounts and keep replying defensively to every post our side makes. You will also keep on repeating the same rhetoric, that the band were behind this to pacify your ego's and determination. In the end yourselves were the ones who created the false accounts (including Twitter accounts and another blog) impersonating Pav Sharda and Brett Henning. You did that to trash him and the band and all your friends followed suit.
This is a victory for student collaboration and has also proved the effectiveness and strength of the DIS forum site and a band who were never involved and have taken the whole thing with a pinch of salt. The sadness, if any is that some peoples e-mails have been hacked during this thread. Any ideas apart from the obvious, who and why? Are we all completely convinced on personal details and security on this site? Well we all hope so as we have very much enjoyed the whole thing. Sorry to all the great sages on this forum. Believe what you will but there was a huge amount of support for this at our end which grew and grew as this all took off. Hatred, cunts, condemnation, humiliation and impersonation are all words used by the negative bloggers here with one collective goal. Music is subjective, some will like the bands music and some won't. The whole world will just see this as a hilarious spectacle and those that won't are unfortunate souls!
"This is a victory for student collaboration"
:"D
I can't wait for the Met to watercannon the fuck out of this band
"the whole world"
Currently:
98 users online.
This is Brett Henning
you lie
Ha ha!
This thread is a fucking car-crash.
Just goes to show. If you are going to promote a band you need to know what you're doing - this was lame. DiS isn't the vehicle.
I don't believe that anything produced by Youth in 2010, especially a band that has been gigging for ten years without success is ever going to be worth anything.
Good luck though.
This thread is a work of art and sartana has just proved the point!
This thread is a bunch of dicks ripping the piss out of each other.
If that's art then give me science.
Oh sartana!
If you want us to give you science now that we've given you art, just imagine what our science would be like. Imagine our version of New Scientist!
Actually in 2010 Youth has produced-
David Gilmour and the Orb - Metallic Spheres
Killing Joke
The Charlatans
And not to mention his continual collaboration with Paul Mcartney- Many more aswell!
recently Killing Joke completed a European and North American tour. On the Asian tour they headlined a festival in front of 70,000.
Metallic Spheres
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=den8ofw1qFg
:D
Point: "I don't believe that anything produced by Youth in 2010 is ever going to be worth anything."
Counterpoint: THE CHARLATANS
Pav Sharda (Sweet Gorillas) uses Bare Knuckle Pickups http://www.bareknucklepickups.co.uk/users.html
Pav Sharda (The Sweet Gorilla Band) uses Bare Knuckle Pickups http://www.bareknucklepickups.co.uk/users.html
just took another look at the Sweet Gorilla website
LOOK at the fucking tabards for equipment across the top and thank god the music industry isnt like motorsports: http://www.sweetgorillaband.com/sweet_gorilla/Sweet_Gorilla_band_.com.html
Surely in the case of Sweet Gorilla there's nothing wrong with that
That's the secret to their hugely popular success - marketing and promotion. Take this thread for example, a genius bit of promotion, now the whole world knows about Sweet Gorilla, even places that don't have the internet yet.
Unlike other bands they don't need to rely on putting out good music to achieve fame and stardom.
MurkyB is not only murky but also invisible!
You plonked they are band endorsments
Silly boy all websites succeed through advertising and this one is no different.
DiS succeeds through
PROPER REPLYING.
Alex_b in the words of my sister
He could be sweet, but Alex_b seems like an utterly desperate shitty little man!
Alex_b is your name Alex bone by anychance?
Us girls all agree you probably have a slippery sausage. Don't think you've got what it takes for us girlies. Us girls love Sweet Gorilla!
erm...
I believe this is a 'forum site'.
not just any forum site
this is the drowned on sound forum site
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ombnqWR3eA
Yo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9OsOitTLc4&feature=related
Hey all have you noticed how all the DiS lot have realized they have an audience and have started larging it for the cameras?
SWEET GORILLA BANTS
SWEATY GORILLA GLAND
WHEAT TORTILLA BRAND
What a great band.
What great support from everyone here. As I've said before, I think the single is absolutely fantastic. In fact, I'm a real fan. Well done all the Sweet Gorilla camp for providing us with all this funk.
Ha Ha what a crack!
So funny that some are telling others here how bands should behave. The music industry is as phoney and pretentious as any industry out there. Ever seen a musician who isn't overly obsessed with his or her image? Ever seen a music shop where all the musicians don't think they are more special than each other. Fact, all musicians want recognition for their music and the overly self important ones have always been willing to lecture everyone else. Not one of you is a supreme authority and you all have an equal right to perform and practice your art. Yes then all of you are free to interpret that how we will, thats the path you take. Im not a musician but i really like the music of Sweet Gorilla and thats my choice. Everyone on this has thread has been really funny, so happy new year everyone, your all a great team!
JFC
A flange a day makes you work rest and play! Can't trash it? Flange it then!
Well done all! Great Xmas fun and Sweet Gorilla are awesome!
I like this one! Supposed to be a dedicated to everyone suffering from squizophrenia!
Thats means all of us on this forum!
Like this one also!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeJ15iglV8I
Cods profile reveals a dishy hunk!
i see that Sweet Gorilla have moved into observational comedy
What's the deal with Sweet Gorilla?
Am I right?
Have you become one of the 'others' now?
I reckon you have.
Ollie Chubb?
Yes but you are a beauty!
I know your blushing but don't worry about them they are only jealous!
Sorry, here it is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0KAZlRdo5U
Teej! Go on, tell them you were really one of us!
Here's one for you elliex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FlQHCpoIy8
I was only angling for the name pun, but the lyrics are quite pertinent too.
well done Coja you lovely!
Like the song also. lol X
THE END - Part 3
Possibly the greatest thing...
...I've ever read.
Can't wait to buy the Sweet Gorilla album. Nail it to a frisbee and chuck it over a rainbow.
At least he'll buy it then boys!
I see that you fake fans are still keeping this thread alive, dragging my name through the dirt.
Come on, let it go! I know I'm a twat, stop reminding me!
Looks like the Twitter account will have to keep rolling...
http://twitter.com/#!/Pav_Sharda
53 more followers than @sweetgorillaban! Follow me everyone!
The one pretendinding to be Pav by the name Pav_Sharda is a child and boring!
None of the fans are fake don't believe this impersonating shit. What an arse, accusing everyone else when he is the pretender.
But it's getting the name out there
All publicity Is publicity
It's been a great chess game, there's no winners or losers, we're all winners here, especially http://twitter.com/#!/Pav_Sharda
Just want to say well done to everyone Involved! Sweet Gorilla Band were not Involved apart from the bits where we/they were!
Your all so childish!
To be fair, i can not be bothered with these children at DIS anymore. Now that we know the identity of a few of you its not surprising how you are all behaving. None of us are fake fans or identities but i do understand why you need to believe that. Children need playgrounds and at DIS you've all found one. Sweet gorilla are a great band and you have all done what we all expected. Carry on playing your silly childish games, you were all way of the scent right from the very start.
*You're
Please tell me "can not be bothered with these children at DiS anymore"...
means you're going to do the decent think and fuck off, ideally setting fire to your computer in the process. I didn't realise anyone could make being a hysterically over-excitable crazed screaming banshee woman so boring.
This thread needed to die at least five days ago.
Sorry - I regret posting that.
I shouldn't be stooping to your level.
This thread does need to die though.
Not quite time yet.
Way of the scent.
YOU STARTED IT!!!!!
I'M TELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"None of us are fake fans or identities"
I'm fairly sure Youth is a fake identity.
Insane.
....
WHEN YOU'RE STANDING ON THE CROSSROADS
THAT YOU CANNOT COMPREHEND
JUST REMEMBER THAT DEATH IS NOT THE END.
GORILLASMASH
Sweet
Got a text the other day off my mate who's going Live at Leeds with me.
"Just looked at the lineup and Sweet Gorilla are playing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Turns out it's actually 'Wot Gorilla'. Shame. I was sooooo excited for it.
yup. i think wot gorilla are alright. i've seen them live.
its going to be a great festival anyway
Maybe it will be great,
but with Sweet Gorilla, it could have been the Greatest, right?
Now I know this is all very funny, and they have come accross badly in it.
But I've listened to their tracks, and they're actually really good. Its nice to hear a fresh sound. Well done lads.
I have a promo copy of this single
Not listened to it though.
Best thread ever.
OLLIE CHUBB GO HARD IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN PAINT
Bring back Flange!
Is $30 for Jean a reasonable price?
I don't much about fashion but if you reply yes I will pay $30 for Jean using paypal and accepting the kind offer of free shipping.
Know.
Fuck.
The Half Moon
It's never just 'The Half Moon', is it? It's always 'The Half Moon, Putney' or 'The Half Moon Putney' or sometimes 'The Half Moon in Putney'.
for the love of GOD Adie
what have you done
well *I* don't know. i must've been dead on the dates this was originally being bumped
anyway, what i said is true.
i also answered the question about whether DiS used to operate from a railway arch in camberwell (yes).
ok i'll go now and 'stumble' into the bull & gate.
It's insane that this thread is almost as good as Barth
It's insane that this thread is almost as good as Barth's LETTERS
Well done team.
I never actually saw this thread before.
Best line? "The real Pav Sharda is eating a samosa in Southall!"
Top quality BANTS.
tres bien!
Bump-o-tron
Seeing as the Kayas have split up, someone's going to have to fill the union-jack guitar shaped void.
CAn I be honest?
I think it's crap.
Havn't got anything on the Peppermint Apes
fuck