My personal ones:
"Head of the class and she just won a swallowship"
"Have you ever had sex with a pharooooooooh, put the pussy in a sarcophagus, now she claimin' that I bruised her oesophagus"
"Black Jack, I just pulled in Aces, you lookin' at the King in his faces"
"I met this girl on Valentine's Day, fucked her in May, she found out about April so she chose to march. Damn, another broken heart. I keep bitches by the twos nigga, Noah's Ark"