john cooper clarke, it was...

anyway, the bloke turned out to be a very angry forty-odd-year-old scottish bloke who looked at me like i'd just done a shit on his dead mother's bones....and he then spent the next ten minutes excitedly telling his pal that he 'hasn't had a scrap for ages', all with fire in his eyes and a crooked smile.

gulp.

BUT...then, he came over, arm around me saying sorry for being a prick and asking what sort of music i was into

me: 'oh...y'know...allsorts'

him: 'do you like the fall?'

me: 'yup'

him: 'oh, i fucking love the fall, me...better than this shite...i loved em when i was yr age, 15 like. how old are you?'

me: '23'

him: 'y'see, THE THING ABOUT mark e.smith....'

...and then that for ten minutes. rather he just punched my lights out really.

anyway....WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU TLOLd SOMEONE TO SHUT UP ATA GIG AND WOT HAPPENED?