Really? REALLY? jfc.

I had high hopes of this lot based on some positive 'buzz' in recent weeks but what am I left with? A haircut band of such empty-eyed vaccuousness that it made Jamaroqui seem both fun and experimental. Just when I thought it couldn't get worse they pull out some sub-vampire-weekend choppy """"""african"""" guitars.

And the title! my kz ur bf?!? Even if you're going to hide behind the inevitable 'irony yeah?' defence that's pretty inexcusable. Even Jools called it into question and this is a man who enthuses about Phil Collins' bifocals.

So, c'mon you Everything Everything fans - explain yourselves...