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Bumsnogger
Pissed Jeans
Have you got one that says
"My website's shit", with "I design my headings using Word Art" on the back?
I think he's gone to check...
yay gary is back
Spirit of Jazz,lets see your first attempt to build a website.
I'm no expert
but I've just given yours a quick once over. Gratis. No need to thank me...
http://tinyurl.com/32hjrr2
Sweet
holy fuck
Gary, if you're listening, hire this person
HAVE YOU GOT ANY MORE ADVICE?
LET ME JUST GET A PEN.
eat Nandos hot or extra hot daily. It'll keep away colds and flu.
woaaahhhh
that website was designed in the 90s
There's this new thing called GeoCities that'll work wonders for you.
ooh you've dropped a bollock there son
On the odd occasion that im not walking around topless
i usually wear t-shirts from primark cos they cost about £3 and have cool slogans like "oregon sports university" or something
some of them have CASSETTES on them
Do you have any Nirvana t-shirts?
I really like how he doesn't actually sell them, they're all just affiliate links to another site
Similarly, check out my site, awesomeindiecds.com for loads of great CDs - all supplied by amazon!
I generally just
walk around topless, even in the Winter. But I might peruse your affiliate links at some point Gazza, just so's I can get that Joy Division t-shirt that everyone else has got. Maybe then I'll fit in with the world and I will have you to thank. Do I pay you now or later?
Don't worry, I don't just give it away y'know.
Hot girls pay me lotsa money to get shirtless. Although even then you're never topless with a chest tattoo of the Original Rabbit Foot Spasm Band.
So is every bio on that website is just cut and pasted from Wikipedia?
It makes it look like the 80's was shit. I was there, it wasn't.
I hate it when they put writing on the front of an Unknown Pleasures t-shirt
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Hey..
..I'm no website expert or have any formal computer training. Just put a website together for the first time about music I enjoy.And now I'm sharing it. If you don't like it, well wank wank. Constructive critism is welcome though.
You obviously don't know enough about the internet
if you expect people to be nice to someone they don't know and have no reason to be nice to on here
balls, but i'll spell out why you've not received a warm welcome
regarding your website: do yourself, and us, a big favour and find a forum that is set up for offering constructive criticism and advice to people getting started with webdesign and are just getting set up with eShops etc.
you're attempting to cream off a percentage of sales from anyone who buys somethig from affilliate sites via your original-content-light, but link & keyword-laden site.
you made a website about music you enjoyed 20-30 years ago? well done. so did hundreds/thousands of other intertron people. but don't try and pretend it isn't all leading into snaring a sale, even if you do link to the artists' websites.
promoting merchandise on here (JAG-ging as it's known around these parts) is generally accepted if you had some hand in the creative process. i.e. if you're a DIY artist or bedroom-label or whatever. i've bought stuff for myself from such threads on here.
but you're blatantly spamming when it's clearly not welcome. not even bothering to be coy about it by slipping links into actual conversations. god knows how you've not been banned yet.
simple. and you know it. so don't act innocent about it.
regarding yourself: stick around and chat music. we're a friendly crew to those who genuinely wanna get unhealthily geeky about music. there's a thread with over 300 replies that discusses bands with unpronounceable names ffs, so you're bound to find something worth gobbing off about.
now.... let's put all this website promotion business beind us, forget it never happened, and just move on, eh? and if you'll excuse me, i've got some threads to add artist name tags to...
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME