JoFo are coming to America, OMG. But they're not playing my city. The closest they're playing is Iowa. (Don't they know no one lives in Iowa???? Chicago has THREE MILLION potential fans, JoFo.) I like them a lot, but I'm not rabid by any means, BUT this may well be the only time they play anywhere near me, and road trips are fun (but to Iowa???), so maybe it's worth tripping out there to catch them. A bit extreme, but maybe a worthwhile experience. So it comes down to two things: How many awesome-for-road-tripping friends I can get to go with me, and how great or not Johnny Foreigner are live. Can you tell me about the latter, please?