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The first time I heard it I nearly wet myself. (with laughter, yeah)
that it's the worst song I've heard for a very long time. It could well be ever though, to be honest
but yeah, this song is laughably bad. Also when are people going to stop singing about DJs and dancefloors, I swear one in three songs these days has a chorus revolving around some tired cliche about being in a club.
for the first two or three listens
There are three songs on the R1 playlist that are worse than 'The Club is Alive' at this point alone.
kind of want to now though
It was a joke song, a parody. Absolutely mind bogglingly shit.
brokeNCYDE could be hot no.1-notchin' talent show pre-teen icons and JLS a byword for the lowest of the low.
their previous singles were great as far as manufactured pop does, but this...this...is just fucking nasty.
I don't know if they realise how lucky they were with their first two or three
nothing is as bad as them.
I never asked for it. Must have been on some kind of cross-promotion mailing list. Fucking Dave Matthews Band. Get lost.
I didn't until a minute ago. Terrible name.
and this is for my DUADD
It's aimed more at the American market though isn't it? They love all that dark, minor-key, amelodic, 'Here we are in a club!' bobbins. Or they did a couple of years ago.
There's a bit in the vocals in the verse that's quite dischordant. I just like to listen for that bit when it comes on.
claiming worst song and worst video ever, which in itself is quite impressive to be fair:
maybe you should just stop commenting on things you can't understand
What don't we understand?
but no its terriby bad...even the JLS fans I know dislike it.
I think 'I Gotta Feeling' is worse. The title's not even grammatically correct. Fucking hell.
because the title is grammatically incorrect
it's almost as if they're not taking their art 100% seriously
and the answer was 'oh god yes'....until i heard this the other day
That new Katy Perry one's pretty terrible as well
5 wanks and still going strong.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR REMINDING ME OF THIS INCREDIBLE LOL-FEST.
I can't believe I'd ever forgotten this! Did he have any other songs? It's literally unbelievable.
... a key change.
is that fucking "tonights gonna be a good good night"
duno who sings it , duno what its called ....
its a fucking botched abortion of a song
is the hideous inappropriateness of including the lyric "You could be the DJ, I could be the dancefloor, you could get up on me" in a song for a band whose fanbase consists primarily of prepubescent girls... It's a bit paedo-y.
just because everyone at work starts laughing every time the autotuned chorus bit kicks in. Gotta be worth something.
but at least its funny. id prefer to listen to this than keane for instance
they're the ugliest dandy motherfuckers. why is the super foul one wearing a bloody hat? a true abomination.
I just don't understand how they can exist. First time I saw the video for the club is alive I was literally speechless.
they're plenty goodlooking