At the unicorn in Camden
Check out the bands if you don't know 'em:
Headlining this mint bill will be majestic bastardisers of the bottom end Palehorse.
Spazzo grind slobber beasts Secta Rouge and riff-o-matic prog belters Jackie Treehorn will be trekking down from Edinburgh in Northern England. It's a long way and they are both bloody amazing so please come and support them.
Opening proceedings will be London wobblers Nitkowski (on at 8.00 sharp so if you want to miss us get there at precisely 8.30).
At least 20 Terry Wogans will definitely be attending.