Ok, now i'm sure we've all experienced mail from a band trying to sell you their band. Most of whom are unfortunately terrible.
I'm sure they're nice people
and I'm sure they're "great live"(!)
and no. I've never done "anything so fucking great" (before you ask)
And I genuinely am sorry if this is your band but the latest irritant is this (drum roll please):
"people think we're the shit, we go off in a bit!"
feel free to add yours to the list!
(BTW. Is it fair to name and shame those who endlessly spam you with their band's myspace account? Ah well)