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club nights in london are fucking boring

whatever happened to interesting, exciting nights like nag nag nag, trash, etc

secret gigs make it onto the nme for god's sake...and even "secret warehouse parties" are about as secret as the general election...and always in the same 3 or 4 carparks/warehouses in east london.

is anyone else a bit...bored?

  • lightbox and corsica studios are fairly interesting

    are just about my favourite places.

    my problem is that anywhere with 'passing trade' is usually shit. but sometimes i don't want to have to plan a night weeks in advance.

    i want to be drinking in an area and spontaneously decide to go to a decent club.

  • you should come and see some

    bands at Cargo tonight, its free!

    Dark Horses
    Race Horses
    Islington Boys Club
    Theres more of us than there are of you

    And Dj sets from Rory Phillips + This Aint No Disco

    Fun fun fun!

  • I agree to an extent

    The only clubs I really look forward to going to these days are Horesemeat Disco and Unskinny Bop, and the latter is more because it's a great piss up with lots of people I know rather than it being particularly groudbreaking musically.

    Lightbox always has good stuff but can never find people willing to go with me.

  • thing is...

    i think part of it is that maybe i'm getting a bit older, and maybe it is exciting still to 18 year olds at uni or whatever...but it just feels like a lot of stuff doesn't have the same effort put into it...i agree about corsica though actually - the off modern guys are doing some really interesting stuff - i went to their show last week with lovvers and it was great fun.

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  • I always manage to find something good to go to

    Living in a Disco, Bad Passion, Work it are all good nights.

  • I think you have to look in the right places

    We put on a night called Bat Attack!, that combines live music, DJs and interactive theatre. We've got The London Leisure Pirates acting troupe (who do loads of the stuff in Shangri La/Trash City at Glasto and have their own tent at Secret Garden Party) every month.
    Each month they bring their props and loads of stupid ideas down to The Monarch in Camden, dress up in ridiculous outfits and create some kind of weird debauched world.

    They do weird stuff every week - They have 'Dave offs', they do wheelchair jousting, give out doctor's notes to everyone, have an ego-massage chair and a wall for employee of the minute...

    They're also currently working on a wartime themed musical called Wowschwitz, which is going to be amazing.

    It's fun. It's not 'cool' and it's not fold-your-arms and listen to a DJ play obscure white labels you've never heard before. But I think it's a top night out.

    If anyone fancies it, there's one on tonight and you can look here at our Facebook group for pictures and stuff...

    http://tiny.cc/uWAZ1

    shadyadie this'd this
  • i'm bored

    of the fakeness of the 'warehouse parties'. party my arse. they're properly run gigs with door staff. the only difference is buying your booze via a fucking cloakroom/raffle ticket.

  • Try starting something then

    I don't mean that in a mean way either.

    I'm not mega into clubs like you describe - I just like to go and dance to songs I like. But clubs always just seemed to play the libertines et al.

    So I got some like minded mates together and we started our own one. AQnd it's going pretty well. Why you don't you try likewise? After all, I can do it, and I'm an idiot

  • meh.

    Was trash ever interesting? I look back on my student days when I used to go every week with a mixture of relief and disdain.

    To a great extent the majority of club nights in London have always been shit, but there's a few good promoters putting on great nights in nice venues. Sud Electronic spring to mind as one of the best.

  • merok records!!

    guys , lock tavern tonight - Thee Fair oohs LIVE + Becoming Real and Teeth! Dj's !

    on till one and its FFFFFREEEEE!!!!!!

  • hi, i'm so-and-so.

    my night is obviously different from the ones you're fed up with. it's at this venue on this night. here's the web address and it costs this much and we play music from this set of not-quite-bleeding-edge-indie-bands-and-some-stuff-we-got-from-a-nuggets-compilation. i think you'll find it'll prove you wrong and save your life.

  • I was never that keen on Trash

    They always seemed to play lots of intensely dull house music at the start of the night
    I can sort of see what you're getting at... I think Upset the Rhythm are amazing but thats just gigs I guess.

  • If I lived in London I'd get to...

    DMZ, FWD>> and Fabric all I could. Plus Night Slugs, Deviation Sessions, Ketoloco and maybe Beyond when they're on. They all look amazing, I've been to Fabric it was a right laugh. I've been to the DMZ they put on in Leeds as well and thats always on point.

  • all club nights are boring

    same shitty playlists to the same shitty crowd drinking the same shitty discounted bottles of pissy lager

  • BOREDOM

    I'm new to London but 'Upset the Rhythm' know their shit. I'm going to 'Nightslugs' too at the end of the month cos people speak highly of it. Other than that you gotta research shit here otherwise your gonna be dancing to Razorlight off Oxford Street crying into the bottom of your pint glass.

  • i used to enjoy white heat

    sometimes it was a great night. Bands I really wanted to see, then dj's playing music I sometimes wanted to dance to. I mean, aren't they the two main elements to a good club night? besides good company.

    I never really cared that the place was full of twats, so long as I went with nice people.

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