On getting banned from The Groucho Club: "Gazza was at the bar, using that old joke: 'D'you want a 'Roll With It'? D'you want a roll with your soup? So I squirted him with a fire extinguisher."
He's brilliant. I would love it if he wrote a book. A book of quotations would be a cop out, but if he wrote a book of his musings, that'd be great.
I think one of my favourite quotes ever, not only a Liam quote, is: "It's a good thing we won, because we were going to trash the place if we didn't." Fantastic stuff.
On the Beatles Vs God: “It's got to be being in the Beatles. When was the last time God made a decent record?” (Rolling Stone, October 2008).
fucking nob
sometimes it's easy to forgot just how big a cock he really is
hes not a cock
On getting banned from The Groucho Club: "Gazza was at the bar, using that old joke: 'D'you want a 'Roll With It'? D'you want a roll with your soup? So I squirted him with a fire extinguisher."
I'd suggest the title
Wisdom for retards
There's much better quotes than those listed there, that's a pretty poor list
While I hate Oasis, I love Liam.
He's brilliant. I would love it if he wrote a book. A book of quotations would be a cop out, but if he wrote a book of his musings, that'd be great.
I think one of my favourite quotes ever, not only a Liam quote, is: "It's a good thing we won, because we were going to trash the place if we didn't." Fantastic stuff.
"no way mate, she's got man hands"
LOL!
Easily the best
On the Beatles Vs God: “It's got to be being in the Beatles. When was the last time God made a decent record?” (Rolling Stone, October 2008).
fucking nob