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On getting banned from The Groucho Club: "Gazza was at the bar, using that old joke: 'D'you want a 'Roll With It'? D'you want a roll with your soup? So I squirted him with a fire extinguisher."
Wisdom for retards
He's brilliant. I would love it if he wrote a book. A book of quotations would be a cop out, but if he wrote a book of his musings, that'd be great.
I think one of my favourite quotes ever, not only a Liam quote, is: "It's a good thing we won, because we were going to trash the place if we didn't." Fantastic stuff.
On the Beatles Vs God: “It's got to be being in the Beatles. When was the last time God made a decent record?” (Rolling Stone, October 2008).