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the rest of the staff are at glasto
he is sat opposite some twat from a michael jackson fan club.
And Uri Geller on the phone. At 1.44 in the morning
"And i did something highly un-ethical. I asked Michael, "Michael, did you ever touch a child innapropriatly?" and under hypnosis he said "NO. NO. I would never do that". And i think that proves his innocence".
"Uri, fabulous memories and thoughts you've given us there"
"Uri Geller – close fiend of the star and famous bender of spoons"
Though spoon bending fiend would be good