I'll make some up.
Why did J. Mascis kick out Lou Barlow?
Because Lou Bugged him!
What did the Spanish man say when his friend asked "Did you get the new Yo la Tengo album?"
Yo La Tengo!
What was the mute's favorite unsigned band?
Clap Your Hands, Sign Yeah!
What was Dan Deacon's favorite cartoon?
The Crystal Thundercats!