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*random spazz out ooo kakakaaaas*

fucking awful song

"should've left my pants on this time, instead you let me dive right, you let me dive right in..."

Nigga it's midnight, never forget where you come from
Keep your mouth shut
Back the f*ck up
Watch what you doing
...punk
...b*tch
...motherf*cker
oughta bust you in yo mouth!

If I say "Fuck", two more times, that's 46 "Fucks" in this fucked up rhyme!

"Come into your house make love to your spouse
Fuck her in the mouth then I'm out, what?!"

thou we rule the world, clocking all the girls, were taking your and no we'll never stop!

"boom boom boom straight to a tomb fool,
bust a cap in your boom!"

"Jack for my human rights and ya catch a PUH! PUH!"

You wanna justify WRIPPING SOMEONE'S HEAD OFF

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this is my last resort?

COMEON! No other line in the history of music provokes such a stron reaction

Life's not fair.

Copyright Coby Dick. Uh, Jacoby Shaddix.

- Disturbed

TWO - NOTHING WRONG WI ME

Pull - steamroller rollin through
My head said attached to loco
Power up coal through the system
Out to the right said youre in my
Light - lock down the generator on
Man screw down use the system
Use the main plan full power up to
The point man dont fuck with me!

you don't want to step into a big pile of shit!

It's a pizza pie! Every minute, every second of my life I buy!

"POCKET FULLA FATCAPSSS!"

AND PUT YA NAME TO SHAME, COVER UP YOUR FACE, YOU CANT RUN THE RACE THE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WONT LASYT!!!!!!!!!!!

Keep rollin rollin rollin on!
Keep rollin rollin rollin on!

Wins the day for me.

[Fred:] What's up with this fucking 'Ball Tongue' shit? (on original lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] All I needed was a Pepsi... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] You better shut the fuck up, punk. (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Jon:] Whatever nigga... (on orignal lyric's sheet)
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My dick is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Say what, say what?
[Jon:] My band is bigger than yours...
[Fred:] Too bad I got your beans in my bag, stuck-up sucka',
Korny motherfucka'. Takin' over flows is the Limp pimp,
need a Bizkit to save this crew from Jon Davis.
I'm gonna drop a little east side skill, ya best step back 'cuz I'm 'a kill, I'm 'a kill.
So watcha thinking Mr. Raggedy man?
Doin' all you can to look like Raggedy Ann.
[Jon:] I'll Check you out punk, yes I know you feel it.
You look like one of those dancers from the Hanson video,
you little faggot ho. Please give me some shit to work with,
'cuz right now I'm all it kid, suck my dick kid, like your daddy did.
[Fred:] Who the fuck you think you're talking to??
[Jon:] Me.
[Fred:] I'm known for eatin' little whiny chumps like you.
[Jon:] Whatever.
[Fred:] All up in my face with that...
[Jon:] Are you ready?!?
[Fred:] But halitosis, is all you're rockin' steady. You little fairy, smelling all your flowers. Nappy hairy chest, look it's Austin Powers!
[Jon:] Yeah, baby!
[Fred:] I hear ya tweetin' on them fag-pipes clod, but you said it best, there's No Place To Hide.
[Jon:] What the fuck ya' sayin'? You're a pimp whateva', limp dick. Fred Durst needs to rehearse, needs to reverse what he's saying. Wannabe funk joke is what you're playin', rippin' up a bad counterfeit, fakin'! Plus your bills I'm paying, you can't eat that shit every day, Fred. Lay off the bacon.
[Fred:] Say what, say what? You better watch your fuckin' mouth, Jon.

[CHORUS:]
[Jon:] So you hate me?
[Fred:] and I hate you!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] I hate you!
[Fred:] and you hate me!
[Jon:] You know what, you know what?
[Both:] It's all in the family.

[Jon:] Look at you fool, I'm gonna fuck you up twice,
throwin' rhymes at me like, oh shit, Vanilla Ice.
Ya better run, run while ya can, you'll never fuck me up, Bisc Limpkit.
At least I got a phat, original band.
[Fred:] Who's hot, who's not?
[Jon:] You.
[Fred:] You best step back, Korn on the cob, you need a new job.
Time to take them mic skills back to the dentist, and buy yourself a new grill.
[Jon:] Fuck you.
[Fred:] You pumpkin pie, I'll jack-off in your eye.
Climbing shoots and ladders, while your ego shatters.
But you just can't get away.
[Jon:] Get a gay?
[Fred:] 'Cuz it's doomsday kid, it's doomsday.

[CHORUS]

[Fred:] You call yourself a singer?
[Jon:] Yep.
[Fred:] You're more like Jerry Springer.
[Jon:] Oh cool!
[Fred:] Your favorite band is winger,
[Jon:] Winger?
[Fred:] and all you eat is Zingers.
You're like a Fruity Pebble, your favorite flag is rebel.
[Jon:] Yeeeeeehaaaaaa!!
[Fred:] It's just too bad that you're a fag, and on a lower level.
[Jon:] So you're from Jacksonville, kickin' it like Buffalo Bill.
Gettin' butt-fucked by your uncle Chuck,
while your sister's on her knees waitin' for your little weak nut.
[Fred:] Wait, where'd ya get that little dance?
[Jon:] Over here.
[Fred:] Like them idiots in Waco,
you're burning up in Bako where your father had your mother,
your mother had your brother, it's just too bad your father's mad,
your mother's now your lover.
[Jon:] Come on hillbilly, can your horse do a fuckin' wheelie?
You love it down south, and boy, you sure do got a purdy mouth.

[CHORUS]

[Jon:[ and I love you!
[Fred:] and I want you!
[Jon:] and I'll suck you!
[Fred:] and I'll fuck you!
[Jon:] and I'll butt-fuck you!
[Fred:] and I'll eat you!
[Jon:] and I lick your little dick motherfucker.
[Fred:] Say what? Say... what?

HAS BROUGHT US, THIS NEW KNIFE

Would this be an appropriate place to post this?

http://open.spotify.com/user/jptwhitley/playlist/7grb5GGiDzJOLozDgkvz8U

But this is pure teen angst... sung by a late twenty-something!?

"Can't seem to fight these feelings
Caught in the middle of this
My wounds are not healing
Stuck in between my parents"

Oh Coby Dick (Jacoby Shaddix?), so much pain. Oh and another from him...

"My name is Coby Dick
Mr. Dick if you're nasty
Rock a mic with a voice that's raspy..."

Slipknot, dunno what song

I'm ashamed i know this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0YmD312G2U

Thanks, Slipknot! (Spit it Out)

ONETHATSMILEDWHENHEFLEWOVERTHEBAY

jonesing for your fix of the limp bizkit mix
so where the fuck you at punk, shut the fuck up
and back the fuck up, while we fuck this track up.

(is it bad that i know that off the top of my head?)

Pure childhood/teenage years.

This is funny to me, because they're actually trying to be sensitive and have a message in this song (Youth of the Nation).

some ladies never come back, some come back for more.

Dry Kill Logic - 'Nightmare'

ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVYVEuUWqi8

You try to take the best of me...

..GO AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

"never gay, no way, I don't play with ass
But watch me rock with Liberace flash
Punk rock, The Clash
Boy bands are trash
I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash, flash, flash, flash"

and

"nothing's alright, nothing is fine
i'm running and i'm crying"

Da boom na ba noom na namena

You got that angurt!
We got that angurt!
Drop the mother-fuckin' angurt!

bup-bup-bup!

Cut my cake into slices
This is my raspberry torte
No culmination, no freezing
Don't give a fuck if potato needs peeling
This is my raspberry torte

Cut my cake into pieces
This is my raspberry torte
No culmination, no freezing
Don't give a fuck if potato needs peeling
I'm just lazy - seek alternative mealing
Ready-cooked meals they're alright
If I ate McD's tonight
You never know that they might
Spit in burgers out of spite
And I contemplate Kentucky Fried...

'Cause I', eating some shit, found a pork rind,
Want BK double and a portion of fries
Eating some shit, found a pork rind
Want BK double and a portion of fries

I didn't realize I was getting too thin
No food on my plate, stomach empty within
Hungry, feeding on dry bread and eating from tins
Just add water, where do I begin
It all started when I lost my mother
Don't cook for myself, never cooked for another
Scavenge, to find a snack at pavement level
Finding nothing but Smarties and Revels

Eat pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine
Pot Noodle's alright, leftovers fine
I'm nuking, not trying

I'm dining
I'm dining
I'm dining
I'm dining
I... Can't... Go... On... ea... ting... this... way

Slice my cake into pieces
I'll eat my raspberry torte
No culmination, no freezing
Don't give a fuck if potato needs peeling
Ready-cooked meals they're alright
If I ate McD's tonight
You never know that they might
Spit in burgers out of spite
And I contemplate Kentucky Fried...

'Cause I', eating some shit, found a pork rind,
Want BK double and a portion of fries
Pate on toast, don't expensively dine
Avoid cocky waiters and the overpriced wine

Pot Noodle's alright, leftovers fine
I'm nuking, not trying

I... CAN'T... GO... ON... EA... TING... THIS... WAY!

Can't go on
Eating this way
Noodles ain't
Right!

but fred durst on his 2003 relationship with britney spears:

"It was taboo for a guy like me to be associated with a gal like her. It is very interesting [in terms of] how things have been sort of unraveling for her since." --Fred Durst

major lulz

You're not the right one dumb damn rapper
Not the right goddamn
Who are you to rap shit take off
And who says you're right
On top you think you'r bomb artista
But you're bent out of oooo right
Suck my dick
But don't you think that you're oooo right

Sometimes things might make me ooo ooo it makes me mad
and when it happens fuck it
ruggid in mind a hint by bite
Why does it not ixist in you?
right, shit, why hit in yet another day
woo hoo right
it's not woo hoo right
but your wrong
Twist, twist, twist, twist

Put me in right now make me mad
prove that your right
somehow your not right, huh
but that doesn't make me mad
right now your're beggin for a little brew
all night
Yeah it's so simple
I had some Red Dog, you hand it over
Twist, twist, twist

I'm after sticking on Korn- Freak on a Leash. The lyrics are so LOLsome.
"Every time I start to believe, something's raped and taken away from me."
"Something take's a part of me. You and I were meant to beeee."

Try it with your friends

:)

I f*cking hate you! Mother f*cker!
Mother F*cker! I f*cking hate you! F*ck You!
You son of a b*tch, you f*cking ruined my life!
I wanted to die!
I'm sick of it, mother fu*cker . . . oh oh
Why'd you fck'n do it to me?
I Hate You!
I F*ck'n Hate You!
I Hate You!
Piece of sh*t!
Why?!
I Hate You!

Ha, BOOM! HOW YOU LIKE DAT?!!!

"The end". and fade.