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If anyone can accurately guess what the concept will then i'll pay you.

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A man called Teflon was born with a rare disease which made him born to look like an octopus. Teflon's favourite pasttime was to salsa dance in the ruins of Father Cotopaxi's home (Father Cotopaxi is, as you know, the monarch of an archaic tribe who live in Nigeria's only cat sanctuary). HOWEVER, upon hearing of Teflon's audacious disrespect for the emperor, Copernicus - inventor of Scrabble and descendent of Cotopaxi - decides to track Teflon for revenge.

Upon hearing of these plans, Teflon abandons his pasttime and heads for the desert, where his tentacles dry out in the harsh sand. It is here where, due to exhaustion and dehydration, that Teflon collapses under the moon and dreams of rescuing the Heplar document from the land of Grendronicon. Only then can Teflon truly escape Copernicus's rage, defeating all that stands before him.

Teflon's visions encourage him to persevere through the harsh desert conditions to reach the land of Grendronicon, where he arrives fatigued and severely parched. However, Teflon had failed to consider Copernicus's clairvoyant talents (the cymbal of jaal is a family heirloom, passed down from one generation to the next, thus finding its way from Father Cotopaxi to Teflon). Through reading the cymbal, Copernicus foresaw Teflon's arrival, where upon he challenged him to the most ferocious of battles: Scrabble whereby one's words must be longer than 7 letters and make no sense to anyone but an encyclopedia.

For each move that Teflon was unable to make, Copernicus would sever one of his tentacles. However, were Copernicus to be defeated and thrown from his Scrabble Throne, he would permit Teflon to continue his salsa dancing upon Cotopaxi's remnants.

The battle lasted hours, continuing well into the night (and containing many an imaginative word, such as 'luciforms', 'abligurition', 'zabernism', 'pococurantish', 'oggannition' and many more). Teflon, however, had been losing - both points and tentacles. With only one leg remaining, Teflon sat in agony, drowsy from loss of blood but eager to defeat Copernicus. Unfortunately, Copernicus used 'triskaidekaphobia' whilst Teflon was able to write only 'owl'. Copernicus's hearty laugh could be heard for a 10 mile radius whilst he brought down his axe-nose (yes, he has an axe for a nose) to remove Teflon's final tentacle.

With his collection of Teflon's 8 tentacles, Copernicus made an octahedron-shaped monument on Father Cotopaxi's remains as a warning for anybody who should wish to salsa dance there.

they sound weak and lame.
the rest is very very sweet though.