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No, not necro. Fugazi - guilford fall:
'Down at the station, we question our rations'.
I like the sound of my own voice,
I didn't give anyone else a choice,
An intellectual tortoise.
nearly as bad as all that "a mole, digging in a hole" nonsense
'moving like a tortoise: full of rigor mortis!'
Thanks NWA. Actually, I bloodly love that rhyme.
I forgot about Elevation, good call.
It also has the 'high/sky/fly' combo.
"lost control, hit a wall"
WOLL, what's a woll? it always makes me smile though
changed "texas chainsaw massaCREE" to rhyme with "took my baby away from MEE" but the then pronounce "me" like "Meh".
"Her stories are boring and stuff / She’s always calling my bluff”
god bless that man. lolz
Don't ever fix up your lips like collagen
Say something where you gon' end up apologin'
50 cent confirmed that he is the worst rapper of all time. It's since been made illegal to rhyme 'bus' and 'us'. I remember Mark and Lard (RIP) turning it off half way through and saying 'thats 11 questions, that's more than enough for now.'
that is "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
"They say I'm really sexy
The boys they wanna sex me"
although "They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys."
is about as bad. Also seeing the words written out is just hilarious.
end of thread.
post-script - some of jens lekman's rhymes are hilarious. he gets away with it though - he delivers them with such deadpan wit that they just make you smile...
I don't know where to begin
Dirty diamonds in your ring, see mine like cling cling,
Ding ding da ding ding ding ding ding ding
Thanks for that one, Missy Elliott.
Actual winner: Des'ree for her ghost/toast effort.