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whilst rhyming 'classes' with 'arses'. it smacks of hypocrisy.

the manics knew this with 'masses against the classes'. that's more like it.

and you've got a whole new song.

Miss Euorpa Disco Dancer - both written and sung by the Wire is possibly the lowest point in human history (ish).

My answer is always This Song by the Enemy - unbelievably trite, patronising and hilarious all at once. Plus rat boy is prominent in the video so is good to watch in a peverse, disgusting sort of fashion.

Personally I think it's a bit of a try-hard Will Oldham attempt. An otherwise pretty great album, though.

Roddy has written some truly awful lyrics in his time.
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I created myself to be on my own
but i didnt expect to be alone
did you create yourself to be on your own
these are the reasons things should be unknown

As Bush-baiting goes it's a) juvenile and a bit rubbish and b) a bit late since he's out of office

"Your just some racist who can't tie my laces" stands out as being a particularly bad moment (especially as, for all the things you could accuse Bush of, racism isn't really one of them anyway)

And a chorus of

"Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause we hate what you do,
And we hate your whole crew
So please don't stay in touch

Fuck you,
Fuck you very very much
Cause your words dont translate,
And its getting quite late
So please don't stay in touch"

is hardly incisive political commentary either. It's a bit shit all round really. Decent tune though.

Just take 24 times repeated words 'love it all'

Adam Green is abit weird, no?

later in the song: 'tomorrow gets closer, a purple bulldozer is calling you on the phone'

my birthday - Courtney Crackersby Love

I can't believe that you and me did sex.

Eh?

she had so many friends!

I use mouthwash
Sometimes I floss
I've got a family
And I drink cups of tea

but "i was looking for a job and then i found a job, and heaven knows im miserable now."

ummmmmmm
Still love the band mind you

...which is a damn shame as apart from the lyrics, I feckin' love this song:

I gotz to hmmm, to throw on
And go on, you know I gotz to flow on
Selectors on ya radio play us
cause were friendly for ozone
But thats not all so hold on
Tight, as I rock the mic right
Oh.. excuse me, pardon
As I syncronize with the analyzed
Upcomin vibes the session,
Let there be a lession, question
You carry protection
Or will your heart go on
Like celine dion - karma chameleon

Yeaah, straight from the top of my dome
As I rock, rock, rock, rock, rock the microphone

Hit me!

Styles, steelos, we bring many kilos
So you could pick yours, from the various
Ambitious, nutrious, delicious, delirious
Or vicious, just tell us
We deliver anything from accappellas
To best sellers, suckers get jealous
But their soft like marshmellows
You know they cant handle us
Like debbie does dallas
Yeah, we come scandalous so who tha fuck
Is alice, is she from buckinham palace?

Yeaah, straight from the top of my dome
As I rock, rock, rock, rock, rock the microphone

Could be that Im just losing my touch
Or maybe you think my moustache is too much
Satellite is out of control
But you and I are brothers of the soul
And you and I will come in from the cold

shite no?

one of the songs featured the lines:

'Like a cigarette you hold me
Like a dog you put me down'

i had to leave the room cos i was laughing too much.

your sex is on fire"

Need I say any more!

BUT, my vote actually goes to Reef for their lyrics in 'Weird':

In the morning when we wake
We go down to the place
When we get there we kick a ball
We kick a ball in the car

you're down then you rise again
WHAT DON'T KILL YA MAKE YA MORE STRONG

Broken Beaten & Scarred by Metallica

07; Britain's finest secret agent, licensed to kill.
Mixing business with girls and thrills.
I've seen you walk the screen, it's you that I adore.
Since I was a boy I've wanted to be like Roger Moore.
A girl in every port, and gadgets up my sleeve.
The world is not enough for the both of us it seems.

So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.

Hello Mr Bond, I've been expecting you.
Martini in your hand, and that eyebrow that you move.
Don't take this the wrong way, I know it might sound odd.
I'm the next double 0, I'm the right man for the job.

So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.
I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone else.
I wanted to be you, I wanted to be you, I wanted to be someone else.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.
Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.
Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me

Right, now this band are so dull I don't even know what their lead singer is called. But, fucking hell, what a fucking tulip.

she's always calling my bluff

(darn)

Ugh

but i'm not a soldier

but you are an arsehole.

and "And they killed a man for his giro today" - i mean, fuck off how contrived

I spent the winter on the verge of a total breakdown
While living in Norway

Is just so bizarrely odd and terrible, that I have to love it.