It also reminds me of last week when I mailed a booking agent stating that I disliked all six bands on her myspace - especially the awful, woeful punk band she had who had 1.6m plays (11,000 that day).
Maybe you could provide the entrants with 'links to myspace software' (for a small fee) so they can boost their plays and friends - in the build up to their events. Haha.
pfffftttt.
paying you?
pffft.
But
it's a great opportunity
no.
i don't think it is.
prove me wrong.
excellent work
it'll be interesting to see how many skim-reading bands message you asking for shows, keep us posted.
Two so far
addz us LOLZ!!!!
we're adding you on principle and will give you our equipment as a downpayment to play :p
I'm...
really interested to see your friend list in a few weeks....
This sounds like great 'exposure'...
It also reminds me of last week when I mailed a booking agent stating that I disliked all six bands on her myspace - especially the awful, woeful punk band she had who had 1.6m plays (11,000 that day).
Maybe you could provide the entrants with 'links to myspace software' (for a small fee) so they can boost their plays and friends - in the build up to their events. Haha.
hahahaha
brilliant.
She canny hold it captain!
:D:D:DDDDDDDD
PS Good work traynor
New for Stupid Unsigned
Fan hire!
Give your gigs a real YEAH-attitude by signing up to Stupid Usinged's Fan Hire!
Fans are shipped in via Stupid Unsigned's partners, a well-known international haulage company based in Poland.
For a small registration fee, they could be at your gig.
Just £5 per head.
Limited places
There's only so many rungs on the ladder of success
Mr_JDTraynor you are a genius!
This is pay to play tastic satire!
...
The ladder of success is the most boring ride in the theme park.
The roundabout of nonchalance, the see-saw of sexual ambiguity, and the helter-skelter of procrastination are where the fun is at.
TAKE THE STUPID UNSIGNED TEST
Are you a band that we can work with?
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=454816908&blogId=473223557
Absolute genius
I wonder if any bands will make a genuine enquiry?