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I think whoever wrote it likes them a bit too much
but alas no.
"Each album is also known to cure every ailment a person has upon listening and give the listener eternal life."
If I were in this band and read this I'd be checking my windows every 10 minutes for some crazed stalker to be honest.
at first anyway, then i got bored of reading. My attention span is like
because it's just a normal bio now. What else did it say?
referring to each band member as God, Moses or Jesus etc, and calling each album or single a holy miracle. Apparently between releasing albums, the band is busy fighting satan in the far reaches of the universe and farting on his face. Their music can also cure cancer.
"Jesse wrote the song 'Jesus Christ' about his son, Jesus Christ."
I love Wikipedia.