I'm going to write this in a wicked whispers style of being pointlessly anonymous:
The other week my band were rehearsing in a rehearsal studio next to the new band of a leader singer of a previously successful guitar band. The drummer from my band listened in at the door to hear what they were doing and was greeted by the following lyrical gem:
"The eighties - woah-oh
They were the gay-ties
They were the straight-ties..."
What are your favourite bad lyrics you've heard recently?