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if you could prosecute for aural rape

champ [Edit] [Delete] 46 replies 22:14, 1 August '05

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Re: if you could prosecute for aural rape

It's no good wishing it upon Blunt because y'know, he would enjoy it.

Acquiescence @wishpig | 1 Aug '05, 22:17 | X
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  Maroon 5
  Maroon 5
  Maroon 5
  
  thunder_cat @Acquiescence | 1 Aug '05, 22:19 | X
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  Besides he was in the army don't forget. He's well used to that sort of thing by now.
  
  Acquiescence @Acquiescence | 1 Aug '05, 22:19 | X
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Creaky old me was thinking, "what's wrong with your number three, he had some great songs, the wanderer, runaway...................clang"

bones_howe | 1 Aug '05, 22:29 | X
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Dion? surely not...........

Ruby Baby is a great record, and his version of purple haze has to be heard to be believed!

I'd prosecute that welsh girl who tried to do a pop single...fucking awful. The frogs in my garden have got more talent than the prick who wrote that travesty. It's like it was written with one eye on 'this morning' and 'richard and judy'. They probably even practiced beatmatching it to their closing themes. Dreadful

grockle | 1 Aug '05, 22:29 | X
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  I was wondering how Charlotte Church could anal rape you.
  
  less_than_zero @grockle | 1 Aug '05, 22:36 | X
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    with her welsh poking stick
    
    grockle @less_than_zero | 1 Aug '05, 22:39 | X
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Kyo
The Corrs
Sum 41

lyle | 1 Aug '05, 22:32 | X
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  Des ree - life
  lighthouse family
  mariah carey
  I've had the time of my life - from dirty dancing
  seconded on the corrs lyle
  
  there are a billion more but this list is too painful already
  
  aaarrrgh
  
  Anschul @lyle | 1 Aug '05, 22:44 | X
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    Noel Gallagher's voice all the way
    
    killykill @Anschul | 1 Aug '05, 22:56 | X
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      DIDO
      DIDO
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      SeymourMBA @killykill | 2 Aug '05, 01:35 | X
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        The Killers.
        
        Lash those fuckers for 12 hours straight.
        
        Mr Brightside sounds like fucking Blink 182.
        
        John_Brainlove @SeymourMBA | 2 Aug '05, 01:44 | X
        
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        Surely you jest?
        
        "Life! Woh life! Woooh - life! Ooh! LIFE! Doo-doo-doo-doo!"
        
        How can you argue with that?
        
        You're obviously some kind of musical retard.
        
        Stealthy @Anschul | 2 Aug '05, 14:52 | X
        
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        obviously
        
        Anschul @Stealthy | 2 Aug '05, 15:20 | X
        
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        Justin Hawkins
        
        lanky | 2 Aug '05, 04:29 | X
        
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        If I had the ability, I'd have Robbie Williams flogged until he admitted he was a cunt.
        
        colonol_k @lanky | 2 Aug '05, 14:57 | X
        
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        KEANE
        LINKIN PARK
        LIMP BIZKIT
        
        and others that i cant remember
        
        zombie_crew_1985 | 2 Aug '05, 15:07 | X
        
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        Vines
        Clunt
        Departure
        NBA
        
        marcofella | 2 Aug '05, 15:12 | X
        
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        1. U2
        2. The Others
        3. The Music
        4. The Zutons
        5. Scissor Sisters
        
        homesick_alien | 2 Aug '05, 15:18 | X
        
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        The Cheeky Girls
        
        Chevaux @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '05, 16:05 | X
        
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        1. Scissor Sisters
        2. Moron 5
        3. New Order
        4. Talking Heads (the one song I have heard)
        5. The Music
        6. Guns n Roses
        7. Velvet Revolver
        8. Selfish Cunt
        9. My Chemical Wankmance
        10. Elton John
        
        wrightylew @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '05, 17:37 | X
        
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        Haha, talking heads from one song? they changed their sound quite a lot throughout their career. They have a few shit songs but they're good really.
        
        YES to elton john though.
        
        He even admits to writing most of his songs in about 2 minutes... yeah, cos you totally can't tell...
        
        homesick_alien @wrightylew | 2 Aug '05, 17:49 | X
        
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        I can only judge them on this dreadful song.
        
        I have no idea what its called, but Virgin played it non stop when I listened to it. It speaks something like:
        
        'And you may find yourslef, bla bla bla'
        
        So irritating its unreal. Talking in songs is crap at the best of times.
        
        wrightylew @homesick_alien | 2 Aug '05, 18:19 | X
        
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        blink 182
        
        Annoying_person @wrightylew | 2 Aug '05, 20:18 | X
        
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        Once in a Lifetime is a great song! Hmph.... But yes, they change sound alot so... give them a go. They're honestly worth it!
        
        fihiki @wrightylew | 2 Aug '05, 20:53 | X
        
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        2335. Counting Crows
        
        mug_mug_mug | 2 Aug '05, 20:55 | X
        
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        No Doubt. The only band I actively hate.
        
        Thom_fa | 2 Aug '05, 22:35 | X
        
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        Very good choice.
        But they aren't deserving so much hate, i had completly forgotten them...
        ..until now !
        I hate you !
        
        lyle @Thom_fa | 2 Aug '05, 22:41 | X
        
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        They're always there, gnawing away at my brain, constantly reminding me of their existance and the posibility that I might one day turn on the radio and find myself subjected to their noise.
        
        Thom_fa @lyle | 2 Aug '05, 22:44 | X
        
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        *sniggers at the sheer ridiculousness of this statement*
        
        Go watch Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Or something. :p
        
        Thom_fa @wishpig | 2 Aug '05, 22:48 | X
        
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        That's one of the reason why i never listen to radio.
        You could be subjected to No Doubt, The Eagles or something as awful...
        
        lyle @Thom_fa | 2 Aug '05, 22:46 | X
        
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        Actually I never listen to the radio. But they play music in shops n stuff.
        
        Thom_fa @lyle | 2 Aug '05, 22:51 | X
        
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        That's one of the reason why i never got into a shop !
        ( Apart from my music shop, they never played something awful... )
        
        lyle @Thom_fa | 2 Aug '05, 22:54 | X
        
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        Actually I never listen to the radio. But they play music in shops n stuff.
        
        Thom_fa @lyle | 2 Aug '05, 22:53 | X
        
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        fuck off. fuckin internet.
        
        Thom_fa @Thom_fa | 2 Aug '05, 22:53 | X

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