Quite enjoyed reading this today, about Lil Wayne:
"At 12, he distinguished himself by starring as the Tin Man in his gifted middle school's production of The Wiz--and by accidentally shooting himself in the chest with a .44-cal. while imitating Travis Bickle in his bedroom."
Jay-Z, of course, "outed" Prodigy from Mobb Deep with a picture of him in a tutu...
Any funnier ones?