metallicas career has been thus far comparitable to a one night stand. ok, so hear me out.
kill em all - strolling into a club, cocky with your head raised high. your attempts to impress girls are a little boyish at times, but you're having fun and everyone knows it.
ride the lightning - you've picked up a girl, you've taken her back to your appartment. The peices are in place, but you know the best is yet to come...
master of puppets - full speed euphoric fucking.
justice for all - the satisfied piss afterwards. getting into bed knowing you got what you came for.
black album - dreams of the night. it's a nice feeling, but it's not the real thing.
load - you wake up. your beautiful girl turns out to be ugly and has a hairy back. you start sweating as you anticipate what you're going to do.
reload - you try and diffuse the situation. tell a joke? it ends up even more awkward.
st. anger - in one last attempt to relieve the situation. you uncontrobably shit yourself. you've nothing left to lose...
so, in keeping with this theory, what's death magnetic going to be?