seriously, think about it: has there been a worse band than M People?
from the fucking abysmal name, to the out of date shitty soul-funk sound, to the heinous crime of calling their album bizarre fruit with a pear on the front cover and then following it up with another album called bizarre fruit II and let's not forget heather-worstvoiceofalltime-small.
seriously what sort of cunt actually heard that band on the radio and went hmmm i think i'll get their album?
AND if i remember right they actually beat parklife for the mercury prize.
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worse ?
Yes a lot...
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Is that
the sound of the bloke off that Sacla advert falling off a cliff?
I think you're in denial here.
^owns an M people record
Nope!
Lighthouse family?
hold on, what am I saying??
lighthouse family
are perhaps more smug, but heather's voice destroys that guy's voice for awfulness.
i seem to remember the white dude in the lighthouse family being really aggressive and arrogant.
we are gonna beeeeeee
forever, you and meeeeee...
what about their drummer
, whatever his name was, who still crops up as a 'famous' face on things like nevermind the buzzcocks despite not doing anything at all for years and years
Shovel!
at what point did he think that was a cool name?
yeah he's a bit wacky (bleurgh)
and he wears wasitcoats with nothing underneath.
douchebag.
Simply Red?
i'm ashamed to say that i actually bought bizarre fruit 2 when it came out. i must have been under 10 though
I clicked on this thread
to make exactly the same point. Simply Red are even worse.
Careful you two, you'll get banned!
but simply red
did 'holding back the years' and 'money's too tight to mention'!
exactly
That Heather Small solo song
Proud is even worse
i thought that was m people too
you're probably right, but it's still all part of the same malignant tumour.
I was going to say D:ream.....
...but Simply Red wins hands down.
at least D:ream only had one song
Confession time
I can be seen 'dancing' in the Things Can Only Get Better Video.
Kids: say No to Drugs.
Very few
but I think Simply Red possibly win.
yes here are a list of band at least 10x worse
dapline and celeste
the checky girls
shampo
no
they were all dire but they never tried to be anything more than trash. mick hucknell thinks he's a genius. he's just a cunt
shampoo?
get out.
L People?
I used to do a Heather Small impression
but have not done it for years, despite my other half begging me to.
Lighthouse Family
All that evil, all that is unholy
See also: The Corrs
I think i saw the worst band of all time on Sound yesterday...
They were called The Jonas Brothers, really pretty awful. Imagine a bunch of twelve year olds forming a Cajun Dance Party tribute, but with some wannabe Albert Hammond Jr on lead guitar. Then make them play a gig in a pub with an audience of two, both inbred radio/tv crossover 'personalities'. It was literally the worst thing i've seen in my life.
They're enormous in America
They've got the Miley Cyrus demographic, see. And their first two singles were Busted covers.
good call davoir
my hatred for this band had been lying stagnent for years. now i am full of rage. mpeople= the sound of a cuntflap being torn open by a deranged chimp.
i was in M People
so was i!
Here's a thing
I really don't like their music at all. But once I was at an event where they played, and watched them. And they were really good. I later related this story to someone else, who's pretty much into punk/rock/goth and far more "non-commercial" with his tastes than I. It turned out he'd seen them at something else (Glastonbury I think it was) and had the same experience.
thats
just fucking drugs though, surely.
Whooooo
do you think you areeee?
what
have you done today?
engerica?
engerica.
FUCK YOU!
i wanted to say that :(
instead
i shall say
4 or 5 magicians are worse than M people.
MTFU People
nice work dan
i see what you did there :)
smarter than your average bear.
etc
smarter than your average bear
but worse than the worst band of all time!
well
i think you're in a close run battle with art brut :) they may pip you to the post.
note to dan: MUST TRY HARDER
take that argos!
Mpeople were consistently dreadful
as were the light house family and simply red. But M People pip it in my book for the shiteness of their foghorn sounding vocalist and the face at one point it was impossible to avoid their music as it was on so many ads...
MTFU
1)
not that bad a name. no worse than plenty of others
2)
out of date? wut? you realise that bizarre fruit was released an awful long time ago? and what decides if somethings out of date? surely something being that successful means that it's certainly in-date? im not suggesting that success = quality, but i think it disputes "out of date"ness
3)
the pear is made out of barbed wire, which is pretty bizarre
4)
it was called bizarre fruit volume II and it wasn't a new album, but a different version of the first album
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bizarre_Fruit_Vol._2
5)
she's got a prety decent voice imo. certainly not a particularly bad one
6)
my parents. a few million other people. anyone who likes a good melody and affirmative, emotionally stirring arrangements
7)
they won the mercury prize over a lame mockney pop record. which clearly makes them bad people
^This x100
Plus, whoever posted this thread has called my auntie a cunt 'cuz she likes a band that some seriously uber too-cool-for-school person thinks is rubbish. P.R.A.T.
Yout Auntie Is A Cunt
*Your
Ooh, you're controversial
but what have you done today to make you feel proud?
Does masturbating to shemale porn count?
i always wondered what that muffled backing vocal was!
where do we draw the line then
if we can't get away slagging off a band cos someone's auntie who we will never meets like them. They are shit. Stop being a pussy about it. her vocals sound like a foghorn there is no denying it. this is not about being too trendy, they are just shit. deal with it.
How'd you know you've never met my auntie?