lbc's rap battle thread is responsible for this.
i like some of the lines in mickey avalon's 'waiting to die':
"i deliver quick with the magic stick
tragedy subside when honeys rub on it
it's mickey avalon,
dick thick as a baton
the illest motherfucker from here to vietnam
i used to work nights at hot cock dot com
but then i got fired when my mom logged on"
"i'll bust through the shutters,
masked in a rubber
duct tape yr mother
and butt-rape yr brother"
spit yo' favourite flows, bros & hos.