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Should this be on the Social board?
"i hate evey ape i see
from chimpan-A to chimpan-zee"
either that or
"i'm an amendment to be, oh an amendment to be
and i hope they're gonna ratify me"
oh, and dunno.
and the monorail one.
of course you can!
well i couldn't before...
seconded. he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk I CAN SINNNGGGG
"theres a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom,
so i wanna make it legal for policman to beat 'em"
"gonna make ted kennedy pay..
and if he fights back,
i'll say that he's gayyyy."
grizzly bear underwear
this was my first thought
it's a shame what school can do
for no reason here's Apu
those were the days...
"Hey, he lied to us through song!"
"I hate it when that happens."
or 'we put the spring in springfield'.
But only because the planet of the apes song has already been mentioned.
under the sea.....there'll be no accusations, just friendly crustaceans...under the sea!!
Dr. Seuss, Dr. Seuss!
*der der der der*
Dr. Seuss, Dr Seuss!!
18 tonnes of American Pride!
unexplained fires are a matter for the courts.
It's a hell of a town
The school yards up and the shopping malls down
The stray dogs go to the animal pound
New York! New York!
but I can't remember how it goes
New York's thatta way man!
that flashback to the early 90s one that totally invalidates the whole Simpsons timeline the other day. Rubbish episode but I enjoyed the grunge parodies.
Well Mr. Burns had done it
The power plant had won it
With Roger Clemens clucking all the while
Mike Scioscia's tragic illness made us smile
While Wade Boggs lay unconscious on the bar-room tile
We're talking softball
From Maine to San Diego
We're talking softball
Mattingly and Canseco
Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw
Steve Sax and his run-in with the law
We're talking Homer, Ozzie and the Straw
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who rigs every oscar night?
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a star?
We do! We do!
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
and the stonecutters song!
Happy Birthday Lisa
that's my contender for worst song of all time.
I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it I hate it
you've put it in my head arrrrrrrgggghhh
it rhymes Lisa with Lisa make it stop!!!!!!
We're the highlights in your hairdo, the extra arms on Vishnu.
So don't take the *boing*, we won't take the *slide whistle*,
yes let's keep the *crash* in Springfield!
Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart,
Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart,
Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart,
Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!
When the weight of the world has got you down
And you want to end your life,
Bills to pay, a dead-end job,
And problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the tow'l,
'Cuz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...
At Flaming Moe's.... (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Moe's...)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Moe's...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
gets my vote
tony, like you prefer it to the amendment song and calling ted kennedy gay?
you and me have some talking to do ;) btw - this thread is full of haha, love it.
"ALL THE WAY DOOOWN!"
"Most folk'll never eat a skunk, and then again some folk'll, like Cletus the Slack-Jawed yokel!"
There are two many.
Spin-off thread request: The best song from Futurama?
But you all knew that, obviously.
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer I purchased
with a fake ID
My name was Brian McGee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17...
Hens Love Roosters,
Geese Love Ganders,
Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
see my loafers - former gophers
it was that or skin my chauffeurs
a greyhound fur tuxedo would be bbbeeeeessssstttt....
"We're not going to church today?"
"Give me one good reason"
Yes yes yes
what don't you like me, why don't you like me?
moe, moe, moe
nobody likes me, nobody likes me
I was just about to write this.
The episode with David Byrne :D
The Moe Syszlak experience
see my vest, see my vest, made from real gorilla chest
its got like 5 votes
a new winner for me.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend!
..being the monorail post, obvs....
You'll be given cushy jobs!
Take me take take me to Mount Splashmore
Take me take me take me there right now
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!
Thats my name
That name again
Its Mister Plow
Mister plow is a loser
and i think he is a boozer
So you'd better make that call to the plow kiii-iiiing!!
I was wrong,
It was Earth all along,
You've finally made a monkey..,
(Yes we've finally made a monkey..),
You've finally maed a monkey out of me!
"Im the kung fu hippie from gangster city"
Simpson, Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history
From the town of Springfield
He's about to hit a chestnut tree
A faithless man believes
He can sing you intom paradise
Or bring you to your news
R.I.P. Bleeding gums
Should obvs have been 'knees' (and not 'intom'
ANYWAY THE BEST IS THIS:
Mr Plow is a looser and I think he is a boozer...
(homer spits out beer)
'Bout Homer and Marge
Her heart was as big
As his stomach was large
They say love goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone
That's the story
'Bout Homer and Marge
Two folks I helped out
For a nominal charge
After Homer went gay
They patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with
Weird Al sayin'...
The credits go on
Long after the viewer's interest is gone
Weird Al had fun on this show
Even if it was just a brief cameo
he's the man with the name you'd love to touch!
but you mustn't toooooouch!
When they're singing about what they want their baby sitter to be like -
[Lisa] If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet, and never bitter
Help us with maths and book reports
[Bart] Might I add, eat my shorts
[Bart] Just cuttin' through the treacle
[Lisa] If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her
[Bart] Let me get away with moider
[Lisa] Teach us songs and magic tricks
[Homer] Might I add, no fat chicks!
Not till you're fifteen....