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"I'll swap you my lollipop for.... a... bl0w j0b?"
not my words, the words of my lovely girlfriend, who it seems, would rather suck on my juicey cream filled drum stick, than a lemon chuppachup :D
needles to say within about 5 seconds of making the offer, she screwed up her face as if to say 'no, wait, that's not right' hands HAD already been shooked.*
*the shaking of hands is apparently open to debate.