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sorry for the pavement dry-humping
Voice coach taught me to sing, he couldnt teach me to love
which someone will now Google and put in a box below ... mwahahaha ...
"Open call for prison architects; send me up the prints ASAP"
'We Are Underused'
"Let's thank the host, you've been such a great host, the roast, was just so perfectly prepared"
why won't anybody fuck me?"
with an itch they cannot scratch. Never build a building til your fifty? What kind of life is that?'
That's the ultimate winner.
"watch out for the gypsy children in electric dresses they're insane, i hear they live in crematoriums and smoke your remains"
"show me a word that rhymes with Pavement, and I will kill your parents, and roast them on a spit"
from Harness Your Hopes
Blame it on menopause
Or perhaps stress and strain
Credit cards, lumbar pain
But I've seen it double dare
I know the things you do
Gonna come back (on you)"
from Old to begin
"Leisure, a leisure suit is nothing, It's nothing to be proud of in this late century"
or just that whole song,
because you're empty, and I'm empty." <3
Nature kids, they don't have no function
"Irish folk tales scare the shit out of me" or "I got tired of the best years of my life". I feel like I ought to be cooler and put something here from an earlier album, but I can't think of anything that hasn't already been said.
or the above!
even read yours....got to start opening my eyes !!!!
i wonder if he talks like an ordinary guy
don't move, you've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation of the sequel to your life!!!"
you're my fact-checkin' cuz!"
let's talk 'bout leaving."
my vote goes to "you're a nice guy, and I hate you for that / thanks to people like you I'm no longer that" from Platform Blues - I guess maybe because I can relate to this.
I think there are many better lyricists in the world than Stephen Malkmus though. He is a genius mainly for his guitar playing as far as I'm concerned.
but theres not many that are as quotable and comic as malkmuses
miles and miles
so much style that it's wasted